>"/r9k/ - ROBOT9001" is a board for hanging out and posting greentext stories.
Please tell me, where in here does it state that this board is the exclusive domain of unemployed virgins without gfs?
It was originally supposed to be the new /b/, a place where the robot would encourage OC. Duplicate images used to get caught by the robot too.
Unfortunately, this is 4chan. So the only people who came here and took it seriously were people with no sense of humor who take shit like that seriously. Eventually they all realized they were omega neets. At some point girls started posting too. I guess the ones too ugly to cam whore on /soc/, IDK...
>implying I don't make all of my comments on every board including this one unique
I'm not a cookie cutter shitposting faggot like you, sorry. Nice projection by the way. How does it feel to be a total failure?
>be little me
>be walking home from school
>walking kinda fast because i want to just get home so I can shitpost
>a group of 4 nasty mexicans walking retardedly slow
>get about 3 feet behind them because i'm fast and they are too morbedly obese from all the tamales and horchatas to walk any faster
>one of them stumbles to the side a little so there's a narrow opening where I see my escape
>right when I take my shot the fucker steps right back into his space
>go back behind them
>this happens two more times
>say excuse me
>one of the alphatards says "what the fuck dood"
>explain how i wanna get home so i can shitpost
>"anon what the fuck is 4chan"
>i tell them about 4chan
>one of them is a little too interested in it
>tfw i made this shit up
It's pretty obvious you're from reddit and don't know shit. The thing that gave it away wasn't the fact that you didn't actually know the origins of r9k, but you blatantly spewed out your idea of its' origins with absolute certainty in your bullshit like redditors always do. If your main sources are encyclopedia dramatica and knowyourmeme then maybe stop posting.
You can't google the historic time line of the events that occur on 4chan, it has to be experienced.
>pretty obvious you're from reddit
Never been there. How can you even be typing on a keyboard with your sub-monkey IQ? You're obviously a newfag who has only been on 4chan for maybe a few months, and is now all buttmad when the cancer that took over /r9k/ for a while is being removed.
Just go to wizchan and stay there.
Le redditor getting angry right here. You didn't say anything that proved you actually know shit about this board. You spewed "encyclopedia dramatica" and "knowyourmeme" without providing any proof you didn't also look up this board there like you're accusing me of doing. Nice try though, sorry you didn't get a le cool meme screenshot for r/4chan like you wanted faggot.
Why do robots get so mad so easily?
>reeeee normie get off my board
>reee reeee reeeeeeeddddiiiiittttttt
It's like your vocabulary consists of about 50 words. In addition to le reddit, you probably can't say much other than
>mommy, I made a poopoo!
You might be correct but it's obvious you're a newfag as well. Reddit has flooded this site more and more since 2011. All the oldfags have left this site behind and went seperate ways. I check in every now and then and there's nothing left here. Just a faint shadow of what it used to be. Even moot fucking left.
This site is just redditors trying to hold true to what they read on /r/4chan. Not saying it's a bad thing, it just is the way it is.
Sorry mate, it's over.
>All the oldfags have left this site behind
Where do you get that from, your ass? Due to 4chan's nature, you simply can't know how "new" people are or if they have been around for ages.
Oldfag here btw.
can you redditcucks just stick to screencapping every greentext you see on this board and posting it on your plebby site to farm le awesome karma xDD rather than shitposting dead memes on my fucking board REEEEEE