Why don't you join the military?
>motivation for working out
>free food and shelter
>women will be all over you
>challenge and conflict will give you great character
>you'll finally be a man
You're going to benefit the military industrial complex anyway, so why not do it while being a badass?
There are no real wars going on, and if there was, the ROE these days would most likely get you killed before you are allowed to engage. The pussification of society today has greatly affected the military. Special snowflake syndrome is coming in full force, and it's not going to get any better. Plus, these faggots aren't worth dying for anyway.
Because 95% of R9K is not physically qualified for service
Combat job standard requirements are the same if not even worse. OP is talking about challenging infantry/special forces jobs, not some guy who sits at a desk all day.
Extensive arrest record and a medical history filled with heroin overdoses, rehabs, and infections caused by IV drug use.
I would try but I'm pretty sure they'll laugh me out of the building.