If I was god, I would make a live televised apperance at the next presidential inaguration in every language to announce that I'm god. I would say I have big plans for the world.
I would disappear until the next Palo de Mayo in Nicaragua. I would immediately turn everybody in the entire continent of America a nice shade of medium brown and I would give them all festive hats. I would make everybody only able to speak Spanish and I would create a perpetual festival that never ends. I would make it so every man woman and child would enjoy life until they die. The GDP of America would fall through the floor, but it would be the happiest place on earth. I would only do this in America so the rest of the world would stare in shock, terror and jealousy.
I would make a simple arrangement that I would put in writing, including in stone, in different locations around the world in the dominant language of that location a simple deal, set of rituals, and basic code of conduct.
How it works is people can ask/pray/wish for reasonable things that they need help with, preferable by following ritual guidelines (but expectations can be made) but in exchange they must do something or promise to do something positive (as laid out in the code) in my name, or make a reasonable and meaningful sacrifice in some way. To be eligible they must follow or at least try there best to follow the basic code of conduct or else they fall out of my favor for being a dick.
If they promise something and don't deliver or otherwise try to cheat god then they will be cursed in proportion to their request, or at the very least have it revoked.
Hopefully my followers would work to make the world a better place, and in exchange I make their lives better when they ask.
Other then that I would leave everyone else alone for the most part.
No, I don't see why that would be the first thing that comes to mind.
I do admit it would be much more similar to a "pagan" god relationship with its followers then in modern monotheistic religions.
>God is real
>he's a shut-in NEET autist with no life
>probably posts here
I would create a fantastic flying palace-city filled with magic and wonder, then wander across the world and pick up a few people at random every few weeks. I'd also get a few documentary crews up so they can televise the whole thing. Wealthy people would offer their entire fortunes to join, but I would just laugh and pick up some random street urchin instead.
I would increase the weight, height, muscle mass, assertiveness, intelligence and horniness of all new generations of girls, while making new boys grow up shorter, weaker, with less body hair, more submissive and cuter. Picture related would be an average 10 year old girl.
I honestly think if I had the power of a god I'd just fuck off to another universe because of how much the power would alienate me.
However, if I was simply a human with a huge amount of power/wealth to the point where I might as well be a god...
>End world hunger through birth control programs
>Jumpstart scientific research, make mandatory genetic enhancement a thing (no more genetic diseases, average IQ goes from what is now 100 to what is now 130)
>Use my overwhelming power to build up infrastructure around the world, re-building most large cities to be pedestrian friendly and utilize public transit
>Make cheap transportation for everyone in the form of maglev trains across every continent
>Create a huge island in the Atlantic where my home would be, consisting or an impressive city surrounded by picturesque villas and farmland, with everything built in a neo-classical style
>Have space travel progress rapidly to the point where we have bases on the Moon and Mars, as well as space stations with artificial gravity within ten years
And last, but not least:
>Have everyone on Earth be assigned to their soul mate, so no one is lonely and everyone has a qt 3.14
I'd pretty much do what The Outsider does in Dishonored.
Pick people in interesting situations and give them supernatural powers to see what they do.
Or maybe create magic usable by humans, along with a lot of magical creatures and see how magitech Earth arises and colonizes the stars. I wouldn't interfere much, I'd rather just change the rules of the world and see how it fares.
I'd probably be just as vengeful and wrathful as the Abrahamic god and then fuck off to another dimension and forget about earth because humanity just doesn't learn to stop being degenerates even when I kill them all every 1 or 2000 years.
I'd probably create a self-sustaining universe, using a set of physical laws so that it could go on and on forever without my intervention, and just watch as planets form and life springs up and some of that life becomes sentient and begins to question its existence.
Play videogames all day.
I mean what else would I do?
I have no ambitions and no goals anyway might as well do nothing.
Also torture every Person involved in Dark Souls 3 for eternity if they fuck up again.