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Hey /r9k/, I'm a /pol/ack. I don't like being a boring NEET with no friends. Part of the reason I have no friends is that most of my hobbies and personality are incompatible with most people. So I've decided to try to become a normie in order to be happier and make more friends so I can enjoy life more. I'm bored and lonely all the time, all I want is some funny friends and a hot gf.

Anyone else feel this way?

Here's my plan for Operation: Become a Normie:
1. Stop using non-normie sites
2. Listen to more normie music instead of edgy metal bands
3. Get an iPhone and do normie stuff with it
4. Stop talking about and worrying about my edgy political views
5. Be more sociable by talking about normie stuff with people
6. Pursue more normie hobbies like dancing and sports
7. Be more carefree
8. Only look at normie memes
9. Do other stuff normies do

P.S. I used to have a really hot gf but she broke up with me last month and I'm still sad about it. I don't have any friends though.

inb4 normie reeeee
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PLS RESPOND I WANT TO BE A NORMIE SO BAD DDDD:
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I also want to be normie. Hmm...

9. Become fit to make everything easier
9. Drink occasionally in social situations to help me expand my comfort zone
9. Shit... maybe take St. John's Wort or 5-HTP to make myself a happier person
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>>25785468
Boy you are already a normie. And
>operation: become a normie
What are you, 11?
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>>25785977
>already a normie
No I'm not

>what are you, 11?
I'm 21
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>>25785815
5-HTP has not been proven to be able to pass the blood brain barrier and until it is it's essentially a placebo.
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Maybe I should start going to a normie Christian church too
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>>25786037
5-HT cannot cross the BBB, but 5-HTP can.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18445233

Also,
9. Stop watching hardcore pornography
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>>25785815
Melatonin is superior
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>>25786427
Superior at?
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>>25785468
go to bar
i suggest it
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>>25787200
Why? I never have anything to say to people, I'd look like a total autist amongst all the alphas
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lol op thanks for brightening up my evening
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>>25787315
You're welcome? What did I do to brighten it up?
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>>25786427
Melatonin just makes you sleepy and can actually worsen depression short-term.
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>>25786697
>Superior at?
Causing Negroidness
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>>25785468
>literally cucking yourself
you will want to die after a month of this
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>>25785468
clearly a fake post written to try and trick us into joining your nazi cult. fairly clever though, but enough enough to trick me. for people against shilling you /pol/ guys tend to shill it up pretty hard, this post being a perfect example of that
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>>25787450
I'm not shilling, I just want to be normal and happy like everyone from school
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>>25787245
You overestimate other people.

Give it a shot before you reject the idea. Try talking to people. Get meta. "Yeah, I'm trying to break out of my shell so I thought I'd come to a bar."
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>>25787462
Things can't be unseen you know.

Someone has to carry the burden of the world on their shoulders so others don't have to.
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Iktf from high school. Don't worry about changing the habits no one knows about don't abandon your real self its unrealistic.Don't worry about your phone stacies have Samsung's or iPhones Anyway. Also if you wanna be a faggot and know the newest faggot music just listen to the radio. Also don't worrying about dressing like them just make your own style as long as it's not on the fucking autism spectrum. Don't forget it can be worse,I'm allergic to beer which is a massive part of socializing here in australia. If this doesnt work just smoke weed and become a hardcore gamer mmo's or mobas work
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>>25785468
Stop going on /pol/. Seriously. I was getting more friends and then I started browsing /pol/ again. That place is toxic for your worldview. I started seeing all the shit my new friends did and said. I never minded it before and it started to annoy me. Every little thing was starting to be associated to "degeneracy" and "sjwism"
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>>25785468
get fit, once you get over the autism stage everything should be much easier
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