>pizza is 20 minutes late >decide you aren't going

Take my pizza and do not tip them

>>25785051
Give her just the tip

>>25785067
A GOD TASTELESS

>>25785051
Give the pizza and get out 3d bitch.

>>25785051
id be like
> HERES YOUR TIP BITCH AAAAH
and rape her

i never don't tip, so i would tip her

Don't stiff em, just give them $1.

>>25785051
Wonder why my pizza is so fucking small. THIS IS AMERICA DAMMIT AND I AM FREE TO EAT MYSELF INTO A DIABETIC COMA AND I WILL ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT.

>>25785051
Give them a penny.

>>25785051
>what do?
suck her dick

>>25785051
>take pizza
>say you left the money inside the house, be like "brb"
>shit on the pizza once she can't see you anymore
>go back to her
>Sorry ma'm, but I don't remember ordering this pizza
>with
>SAUSAGE

I pick my pizzas up myself

I give her the "tip" if you know what i mean (the tip of my below average sized penis)

>>25785198
Probably a shitty "cookie pizza". Fuck those Jews, only a lardass would pay $5 for a cookie.

>other factors play into your pizza being late
>blame the driver
>don't tip them because of said factors
I don't get you guys.

I've literally never had an attractive driver.

All I get is really fat eastern european men or natives.

Also they always say "it will be 50 minutes" and come in ~40

>>25785051
I wish I was Chad so I would know what to say to her in order to get her to fuck me, so I wouldn't spill my spaghetti like a complete autist.

Tell her you'll tip her if she gives you her phone so you can call your phone with it.

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>>25785083
original comment with lots of content

>>25785051
Live in AUS, no problem.

>>25785519
Even "Chad" couldn't get him to fuck her. Could probably get her number though.

Just mention how she was late, if it's Winter bring up the shitty roads, start a conversation.
If you do it right she'll forget about the job, then remind her after like 5-10 minutes, and ask for her number so you can hang out sometime.
Then you fugg her :D

>>25785450
The tip not going to the people in charge of the varying quality of service is the company's fault, not the customer's.

>>25785295
zozzle
!! MCMEME

>>25785295
they wont give you the pizza until you give them the money

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>>25785051

Follow the instructions in this video,

http://www.spankwire.com/tera-patrick-girlscout/video165506/

>>25785051
>>pizza is 20 minutes late
>>decide you aren't going to tip them

I've actually worked food jobs and know how much they suck so I never fail to tip.

and most of the time late food isn't the delivery person's fault, they're just a cog.

if it really bothers you, you can call the place and just be like "yeah my food was late" and the first thing they're likely to say is "OH MY GOD WE'RE SO SORRY HERE'S A BUNCH OF FREE SHIT" as long as you're not a complete cock about it

some things I've gotten because of late food, without even asking or pointing out that it was late:

- a whole pizza
- several apple pies
- an extra drink
- cookies

etc

the lesson here? just chill out, life isn't that bad.

>open the door
>spaghetti immediately starts falling out of my pocket
>she looks at me in disgust & pity & gives me my pizza
>i forget to tip

>>25785658
Look, mate.
If you order a pizza early in the morning or late at night, what you have to understand is that you're not the only one ordering the pizza late at night or early in the morning. Hell, even midday.
A lot of people are ordering pizzas.

If late at night or early in the morning, there's only one driver on the road. Just one person. And when the stores get busy, the manager has to call in other drivers. And, well, as you know, this is a fast food restaurant, and a lot of the employees are not reliable.
You can't help these things.

So, when you're pissed off that your pizza is late, please take other factors into account. There may be one driver on the road, someone might have messed up the pizza, there could be a lot of traffic, the driver could have taken two deliveries at the same time. There are a lot of factors that come into play.

>>25785651
no, I meant like take her into your house and fuck her on the spot like a real low inhibition pussy slayer, not ask for her number just to take her on some lame beta date later on lol

I worked delivery, so I would tip her decently.

>"Here's your pizza Mr. Anon Sir, sorry it's a bit late"
>"Yeah only by about 20 minutes..." I mumble angrily "I hope you weren't expecting a tip"
>"Oh please sir I could really use the money" she pleads. "I'll do anything for a tip"
>thisismychance.jpg
>"Well m'lady if you really mean you'll do anything..." I say as I begin undressing my removing my fedora and fingerless gloves
>She looks visibly uncomfortable as she watches me undress and attempt to seduce her by rubbing the hairy nipples of my man boobs
>"S-Sir please put your clothes back on" she stammers, staring at the large Magic: The Gathering tattoo on the center of my chest
>"Fine..." I sigh, disappointed that I had failed to seduce yet another Domino's employee "How much do I owe you?"
>She replies: "I...I need about tree fiddy"
>It was around that time I realized that this girl was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic era. That damn Lock Ness Monster had gotten me again!
>Damnit Monstah, I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy!" I yelled as she swam away into the distance

>>25785051
I give her a small tip of a million dollars for having a vagina, of course

>>25786023
Nice. That's good shit.

>>25786023
kek
totaaly origianl kek btw desu

>>25786023
classic twist

>>25785450
>pizzaslut sucks her boyfriend off in the car
>he probably came on the pizza
>you tip
>eat chads cum
ok

>>25785051
>not even in a heating bag

into the trash it goes le meme

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>>25785051
I always tip the pizza guy from dominos because dominos makes god tier pizza, especially with all of their delicious toppings and customizable pizza options, not to even mention all of their special deals and coupons that other leading pizza restaurants like Lame Caesars cannot even come close to challenging.

The only thing they have going for them is their 10 dollar Hot-N-Ready, which isn't saying much because their pizza is shit anyway.

>>25786748
It's $5 Hot-N-Ready you fucking retarded tripfag

>>25786778
Only a true autist would care about how much the shittiest pizza ever actually costs.

I bet you eat Little Cancer's every day like a complacent goy who doesn't mind wasting his hard earned money to eat cardboard.

I always tip. I mean shit, I did nothing but call some place while sitting on my ass and then food comes. What a time to fucking be alive. I don't mind waiting 30-60 minutes.

Anyways I have never even met a delivery woman ever. It is always men where I am at.

>>25786868
>only true autist would care how much the shittiest pizza cost
It literally says it on their sign.

>>25786868
>Implying there aren't millions of commercials advertising it
>implying I'm not a poorfag

>>25786967
>being anywhere near such a filthy establishment
I legitimately have no words for you. Even if I am walking past a Little Cuck's, I make sure to turn my head so that I do not do my eyes the disservice of looking upon such a thing.

>>25786981
>watching tv
nigga it's 2016

>>25787017
oh and if I DO somehow walk past a Little Caesar's, it's entirely by coincidence

>>25785051
ask her if she doesnt want to earn some extra money

>>25787054
Why do you feel the need to clarify this, does your disdain for little Caesar have to be so dramatic?

>>25787054
>>25787017
check this fuckin autism out the faggot forgot to turn it off to samefag

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>>25787103
I am using a trip, it is my job to be overly obnoxious and unbearable.

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>>25787054
>>25787017

If you don't know about the commercials, and you never walk by a Little Caesar's, how do you know it even exists?

>>25785051
The only reason I wouldn't be getting a large is because I don't have the money. So her being late if fortunate for me because I won't have to justify not giving her a tip.

>>25787017
I'm guessing you've never been in a shopping center or even drove by one.
There's usually somebody with a sign on the main road on the weekends.

>>25787138
>implying I didn't see all of those threads promoting Little Caesar's on r9k about a week ago
>implying I'm not tweaking hoe

>>25787180
I have. My local one doesn't have a Little Caesars. There is one I'm aware of that's around the east side of my city, but it's nowhere near a shopping centre.

I only saw a person outside that Little Caesar's with a sign once but didn't bother to read it.

>>25787124
That was a clarification, I did not intend on turning off my trip.

>>25787277
Well lucky you. There's 10 little ceasers in my town just taking up space.

Probably a mistake at the time but I fucked a cute black delivery girl once. Though I did pay for it so that's probably bad.

>>25786748
if i was rich, i would tip all the time. but since i'm a pennyless neet i can only get pizza via trading in gbp. i simply cant afford to tip but they probably intentionally give me shitty service anyways, the last time i ordered dominoes it was fucking cold.

>>25787405
greentext it please original comment

rock my cock out and get the cops called by her

>>25785051
Pfff, man what are you on about. It;s never not some smelly brown dude that delivers my food.
Doesn't matter if it;s pizza, indian, chinese, or greek food, it's always some dude from fucking lebanon or pakistan that's running delivery. The joys of being in a multicultural society!

>>25786778

You sure you're not confusing it with the little ceasar's $5 pickup pizza?

>>25787405
>cute
>black

You can't have it both ways, anon.

>>25787521

Now that you mention it, had anyone ever had a grill deliver food? I'd think they'd be scared at fuck doing such a dangerous job.

>>25785083
Uhh you still need to pay for the pizza too

>>25785051
She was probably sucking someone's cock, that's why she's late.
If her job doesn't pay her minimum wage she should get a different job.

>>25785671
zozzle is a forced meme

Still not tip them because fuck tipping.

Why would anyone want a job where they have to live off of tips?

>>25785051
"I didn't order roast beef with my pizza"
>take pizza and slam door in her face without tipping

How can I have sex with the pizza girl who delivers my pizza?

>>25785051
>pizza is 20 minutes late
>on top of the 45 minute wait
This shit is why I just go pick it up. 20 min after hanging up, I'm back home sitting at my computer eating my hot pie.

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tipping her ass if she doesn't wants it, kill her

>>25785723
I feel absolutely horrible calling the restaurant back and telling them that. Normally I don't care but if I don't tell them they won't learn from their mistakes imo.

>>25786868
>hard earned money

You know where you are don't you?

>>25785051
>ukfag
>get paid hourly for delivery
Why is it legal to only work for tips in america. Dont you have laws?

Still not tip tip them. Fuck em.

In first world countries we don't tip since we have something called "a salary"

>order pizza
>total comes out to 24.55
>only have 25 dollars and an extra 20
>ask him if he has change for 20
>he doesnt
>he drives back to the store and comes back 15 minutes later
>gives me the change
>i dont tip

>>25790978
>>order pizza
>>total comes out to 24.55
>>only have 25 dollars and an extra 20
So just give him the 25 and let him have the .45 change?

>>25785051
Is this from a porn?

>>25785083
absoIutely underrated

>>25785051
She looks dumb, i would just say i paid online, she's probably believe it

>>25791043

Wtf it's not a charity

Tip her anyway. She's delivering pizza that is a shit job anyway.

I'd tip the delivery person if they were a guy too.

Then I'd eat my damn pizza.

Ask if the pizza is still hot. If it isn't demand a hot one. Tip 10% anyways if I get a hot pizza.

>>25786748
t. domino's pizza

>>25792375
>ask if the pizza is still hot. If it isn't demand her hot pussy. Tip 50% anyways if I get her hot pussy.

fixd

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>Decide I want to order dominos one Sunday
>Order it online using a 50% off coupon
>Hear the doorbell ring 40 minutes later
>Rip my ass cheeks off chair, fuckin cozy feels dissipate into nothingness
>adrenaline rush fuels me to the front door as I hobble
>Open door to see Chad holding a cardboard box
>"You guys watching the game tonight?"
>what the fuck, I ordered pizza not conversation
>Simultaneously I realize I have no change OR bills.
>"Yeah, I'm just waiting for the rest of the guys to come over."
>Completely silent in my home, no sounds
>He stares into my soul. I can feel his mind piecing a puzzle together.
>No tip forthcoming obviously.
>Close the door, chug Mountain Dew and devour the pizza in an hour while numbing myself into shitposting mode on arcanine
>forget to even check what normie game was on tonight

I don't think I can handle this stress too often. I'm going to have to stick to pic related for a while. Pickup or frozen is so much less stress for a robot.

i am not american. i never tip

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>>25785051
Tip three bucks plus penis.

>Tfw deliver pizzas
>Tfw got home from work six hours ago
>Tfw did seven deliveries
>Tfw three of them were late because when I got dispatched, two fucking times, someone in the make line never made the pizzas yet
>Tfw having to call the customers and explain the situation and apologize for the later delivery times
>Tfw they still tipped me $3 to $5
>Last delivery was late because I was the only driver on shift and the order was waiting for me minutes before I got back to the store
>Call customer and let them know I'm on the way and that it'd be there in about 10 minutes
>SURPRISE! SOBRIETY CHECKPOINT
>Traffic jam at midnight
>Ends up taking 20-something minutes
>Customer was drunk and complimented my car and made some weird sexual comments, then tipped me $10 despite it having been 40-something minutes late since he phoned the order
Comfy job.

>>25794052
>2 fucking pounds
Holy shit is this what life in America is like? That shit can't be real.
T. euro

>>25785051
Not much. That's my honest answer.

I thought the point of this thread was that robots would tip if it was a cute girl rather than a 18-25 year old nerd.

>>25794728

It's Chicago deep dish pizza. Usually pizzas have little to no height but these stuffed, deep dish varieties can get bretty heavy.

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>order a pizza on christmas eve
>girl taking my order was really quiet and had a cute voice
>kept needing to ask her to repeat herself because i couldn't hear shit
>she apologizes and says she can't help it
>feel bad about it
>make a couple of jokes while giving the address and stuff
>she's actually laughing
>hang up
>get a call 10 minutes later saying she forgot to ask what drink i wanted
>she giggles
>have been thinking about this interaction every single day

it hurts knowing that if she actually met me that she'd probably be just like everyone else towards me. a-at least i made a cute sounding girl actually laugh multiple times.

the pizza was pretty good too though.

>>25795104
Im happy that you had that experience anon. Maybe call again and hope to get her on the receiving end? And maybe You'd get discounts on your orders