>>25785051 >take pizza >say you left the money inside the house, be like "brb" >shit on the pizza once she can't see you anymore >go back to her >Sorry ma'm, but I don't remember ordering this pizza >with >SAUSAGE
>>25785519 Even "Chad" couldn't get him to fuck her. Could probably get her number though.
Just mention how she was late, if it's Winter bring up the shitty roads, start a conversation. If you do it right she'll forget about the job, then remind her after like 5-10 minutes, and ask for her number so you can hang out sometime. Then you fugg her :D
>>25785051 >>pizza is 20 minutes late >>decide you aren't going to tip them
I've actually worked food jobs and know how much they suck so I never fail to tip.
and most of the time late food isn't the delivery person's fault, they're just a cog.
if it really bothers you, you can call the place and just be like "yeah my food was late" and the first thing they're likely to say is "OH MY GOD WE'RE SO SORRY HERE'S A BUNCH OF FREE SHIT" as long as you're not a complete cock about it
some things I've gotten because of late food, without even asking or pointing out that it was late:
- a whole pizza - several apple pies - an extra drink - cookies
the lesson here? just chill out, life isn't that bad.
>>25785658 Look, mate. If you order a pizza early in the morning or late at night, what you have to understand is that you're not the only one ordering the pizza late at night or early in the morning. Hell, even midday. A lot of people are ordering pizzas.
If late at night or early in the morning, there's only one driver on the road. Just one person. And when the stores get busy, the manager has to call in other drivers. And, well, as you know, this is a fast food restaurant, and a lot of the employees are not reliable. You can't help these things.
So, when you're pissed off that your pizza is late, please take other factors into account. There may be one driver on the road, someone might have messed up the pizza, there could be a lot of traffic, the driver could have taken two deliveries at the same time. There are a lot of factors that come into play.
>"Here's your pizza Mr. Anon Sir, sorry it's a bit late" >"Yeah only by about 20 minutes..." I mumble angrily "I hope you weren't expecting a tip" >"Oh please sir I could really use the money" she pleads. "I'll do anything for a tip" >thisismychance.jpg >"Well m'lady if you really mean you'll do anything..." I say as I begin undressing my removing my fedora and fingerless gloves >She looks visibly uncomfortable as she watches me undress and attempt to seduce her by rubbing the hairy nipples of my man boobs >"S-Sir please put your clothes back on" she stammers, staring at the large Magic: The Gathering tattoo on the center of my chest >"Fine..." I sigh, disappointed that I had failed to seduce yet another Domino's employee "How much do I owe you?" >She replies: "I...I need about tree fiddy" >It was around that time I realized that this girl was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic era. That damn Lock Ness Monster had gotten me again! >Damnit Monstah, I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy!" I yelled as she swam away into the distance
>>25785051 I always tip the pizza guy from dominos because dominos makes god tier pizza, especially with all of their delicious toppings and customizable pizza options, not to even mention all of their special deals and coupons that other leading pizza restaurants like Lame Caesars cannot even come close to challenging.
The only thing they have going for them is their 10 dollar Hot-N-Ready, which isn't saying much because their pizza is shit anyway.
>>25786967 >being anywhere near such a filthy establishment I legitimately have no words for you. Even if I am walking past a Little Cuck's, I make sure to turn my head so that I do not do my eyes the disservice of looking upon such a thing.
>>25786748 if i was rich, i would tip all the time. but since i'm a pennyless neet i can only get pizza via trading in gbp. i simply cant afford to tip but they probably intentionally give me shitty service anyways, the last time i ordered dominoes it was fucking cold.
>>25785051 Pfff, man what are you on about. It;s never not some smelly brown dude that delivers my food. Doesn't matter if it;s pizza, indian, chinese, or greek food, it's always some dude from fucking lebanon or pakistan that's running delivery. The joys of being in a multicultural society!
>order pizza >total comes out to 24.55 >only have 25 dollars and an extra 20 >ask him if he has change for 20 >he doesnt >he drives back to the store and comes back 15 minutes later >gives me the change >i dont tip
>Decide I want to order dominos one Sunday >Order it online using a 50% off coupon >Hear the doorbell ring 40 minutes later >Rip my ass cheeks off chair, fuckin cozy feels dissipate into nothingness >adrenaline rush fuels me to the front door as I hobble >Open door to see Chad holding a cardboard box >"You guys watching the game tonight?" >what the fuck, I ordered pizza not conversation >Simultaneously I realize I have no change OR bills. >"Yeah, I'm just waiting for the rest of the guys to come over." >Completely silent in my home, no sounds >He stares into my soul. I can feel his mind piecing a puzzle together. >No tip forthcoming obviously. >Close the door, chug Mountain Dew and devour the pizza in an hour while numbing myself into shitposting mode on arcanine >forget to even check what normie game was on tonight
I don't think I can handle this stress too often. I'm going to have to stick to pic related for a while. Pickup or frozen is so much less stress for a robot.
>Tfw deliver pizzas >Tfw got home from work six hours ago >Tfw did seven deliveries >Tfw three of them were late because when I got dispatched, two fucking times, someone in the make line never made the pizzas yet >Tfw having to call the customers and explain the situation and apologize for the later delivery times >Tfw they still tipped me $3 to $5 >Last delivery was late because I was the only driver on shift and the order was waiting for me minutes before I got back to the store >Call customer and let them know I'm on the way and that it'd be there in about 10 minutes >SURPRISE! SOBRIETY CHECKPOINT >Traffic jam at midnight >Ends up taking 20-something minutes >Customer was drunk and complimented my car and made some weird sexual comments, then tipped me $10 despite it having been 40-something minutes late since he phoned the order Comfy job.
>order a pizza on christmas eve >girl taking my order was really quiet and had a cute voice >kept needing to ask her to repeat herself because i couldn't hear shit >she apologizes and says she can't help it >feel bad about it >make a couple of jokes while giving the address and stuff >she's actually laughing >hang up >get a call 10 minutes later saying she forgot to ask what drink i wanted >she giggles >have been thinking about this interaction every single day
it hurts knowing that if she actually met me that she'd probably be just like everyone else towards me. a-at least i made a cute sounding girl actually laugh multiple times.
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