rare feels

>>25784787
Maybe you can fuck yourself with your huge cock faggot

>>25784787

see obscure >>25778315

Why not work in porn industry, OP?

>really smart
>really clumsy and absent minded

People think I'm dumb so they treat me like shit sometimes

>>25784809
This right here.

Go fuck yourself OP.

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>Roman Catholic
>Want a dyke friend

Start doing porn op

Nobody gives a shit if you are ugly as long you are not fat

>>25784837
>really dumb
>quick witted with an excellent vocabulary

People tell me all the time that I'm too smart, funny, etc... to be such a loser. Jokes on them.

>decently beyond average looks, intelligence, and social capability
>still a pathetic hikkikomori with no friends

>>25784787
>>25784873
Or at least let a robot suck it every once and a while

>>25784787
> Be 6'2", size 15W shoe size, head so big can't find hat anywhere wear floppy toques as regular hat. Have 4" penis.

>>25784787

> who is Ron Jeremy?

Just become a rich porn star.

op here, do you... d-do you gguys want a pic?

>>25785094
No thanks
>>>/lgbt/

>>25785094
how long is it? I mean how big is ridiculous?

>>25785094

Curious what you consider "huge", but otherwise, not really.

>>25785094
Depends. Is it actually big or are full of shit?

>>25785094
I want the benis

>>25785094
dicture, only if it's a feminine dick

>>25784787
pics, son, we (I) need them

>>25785094
yeah hook as up senpai

>>25785094
please btfo all the dicklets senpai

>>25785094
Post a pic with a ruler or something that shows the size.

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>look like a chad
>qt's form study groups with me and give me looks when i walk by them
>i actually have aspergers
y-you too

>>25784787

>hot as fuck
>massive penis

And all I do is sit inside...

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here you go people, it's the best i can do, wiimote for scale

>>25785859
clip your fingernails faggot

>>25785859
Feb 10, 2009 - The Nintendo Wii Remote is 5.75 inches or about 14.5 cm long. At its thickest point it is 1.5 inches. Source(s): Just measured my Wii Remote.

top kek

>>25784992
a-are you me?

i think you're me, anon

>>25785859
>>25785929
That means his dick is about 7 inches long

>>25785965
MASSIVE? no.

>>25785929
not sure why thats a top kek, his Dick looks fairly impressive. Not the Chad Thundercock slayer he may of thought, but still above average.

>>25785983
it's pretty massive girth wise 2bh

>godlike potential in looks, intelligence, charisma.

>alcoholic wastoid.

>decent face aesthetics
>late puberty so I look like I'm 10 when I'm 19

I-i'll look young when I'm old r-right?

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>decently sociable and have had a gf
>disappointing 5.5"

WHY THE FUCK CANT I HAVE HAD A LARGE, THICK PENIS
WHY WHY WHY WHY

>tfw ur about to drink milk but it was actually water

>>25784787
>did well in school
>can't find a white collar job

>>25785859
Circumcision manages to make dicks go to 0/10 from 7+/10

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> 5/10 face not the best looking
> avg if not below avg intelligence but still I try my best
> autistic
> avg size penis
> unappealing body, not a big boi
> avg size peepee
> little to no friends, barely talk to anyone

> that feel when you pass by a qt3.14 but then you realize that you never had a chance

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>handsome
>incredibly physically gifted
>your entire view of people was molded by your little brothers suicide
>people bullied him
> seeing the same people piggy back his death in order to shitpost on facebook about who was a better imaginary friend to him
>hate all normalfags

>Still a virgin at 24

My sole purpose in life is to become successful out if spite towards normal fucks, so when i make it i can shit on anyone who does shit like this.