>the only person in the world I talk to is the biggest slut

>>25784229
You must be as ugly or autistic as sin

>>25784229
At least you have a friend.

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>>25784229
>Beta Orbiter level 99

I didn't know it was obtainable.

>>25784229
God...I just want a girl who will stand over me like this.

Did you ask her to? sluts only suck dick when offered they're not just common whores.

>>25784229
Maybe she will if you eat her pussy out first.

Although she's probably had HPV so good chance of throat cancer down the line.

>>25784229
>the Continental Divide

this is a myth perpetrated by liberals to help push their global warming agenda

>>25784299
not...directly

but if she won't show me her tits what's to say she'll suck my dick

>>25784509
...Did you ask to see her tits? Because you shouldn't. That's fucking rude to ask a lady. Not even crack whores show their tits when they suck dick for a dollar.

>>25784559
not...directly

you can't just...ask

>>25784574
And why not? The worst thing she could say is no.

>>25784616
and jeopardize the only contact I have with the outside world?

>>25784559
This is wrong.


OP, if she won't show you her tita there's no way she's gonna suck your dick

>not even crack whores

Something tells me you're autistic.

>>25784229
God, I love a good bush so fucking much

>>25784641
Sometimes you just have to roll the dice man. What if she just thinks you're a faggot and assumed your hinting at requests was just playful? If you don't want to risk it then you don't have to, but don't get hung up on it either way you go.
>>25784653
I think you might be the autistic one if you don't think there are girls who would suck dick but wouldn't display themselves for you. I've been to parties where girls are openly sucking dick in well lit populated rooms but get pissed if guys get grabby or ask them to take their shirt off.

>>25784825
it's been like 3 years who fucking knows

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>>25784229
does she just give you photos of her vagoo?

>>25784913
I wish

how many hints can one drop

>>25784703
fucking this
every single woman is shaved now

>>25784931
I'm telling man, you gotta give more than hints, but 3 years of this might be too late.