>tfw no cute fembot gf to sit on my face and let me sniff

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>>25783658
>tfw understand this feel entirely

we're... we're not gonna make it, are we?

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>>25783676

We're fucked brah.

I just want a cute little butthole winking against my nose as I sniff it and get smothered with plush cheeks. And that's so much to ask?

>tfw your butt dreams will never be fulfilled

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>come in to talk about how much you also like facesitting
>some guy is posting "mmm i want a cute poopsnoofler winking against my nostrils with its farty essence of supreme goodness"

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>be fembot
>see this thread
>mfw

are boys dogs?

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>>25783772
>tfw I sometimes fantasize about being a dog and a girl making me lick her ass and pussy

Become a lesbian while you still can.

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>>25783772

Are you telling me you don't wanna sniff cock and balls, too?

Women are so gay and lame

>>25783772
Will you put a leash on me and take me for walks?

>>25783772
first day on 4chan?

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>>25783772
really not that the worst thing out there

>>25783772
I am, yes.

But only for one person.

>>25783772
Just sit on my face and let me have my fun

>>25783772
>tfw so boring that even on the internet they don't have any sexual interests other than getting blacked

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>>25783755
fucking lol'd when I read this

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I want to sniff a girl's butthole so fucking bad

>>25783772
>be fembot
>see this thread
>get a bit turned on

They are dogs, but it's hot sometimes.

>>25783772
this board is an outlier
most of the men here have mommy issues and are sexually submissive

>>25784425
skype?
location?
I don't care how fat or ugly just let eat that pussy and ass out all night

I'd like to sniff girls butts just to make them uncomfortable tbqh.

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>>25784425

Please let me sniff your asshole, nee-chan.

>>25784425
Please clap your thighs on my face

Hell I'd just like to FEEL ass.

>all this desperation and pathetic groveling

I love how many submissive men are like this.

It makes it so easy for me, a male sub with an ounce of dignity and self-respect, to be instantly more attractive to dommes than 90% of the subs out there.

Of course, once I AM in a relationship, I get to be her cute little puppy without a second's hesitation.

>>25784564
grabbing a girl's ass is like discovering christ for the first time every single time, it's literally a fucking epiphany

>extend palm out as much as possible into creepy bestial claw
>go in for the grab
>mass of tight jiggly unbelievably smooth fat squishes against your hand and between your fingers
>only possible thought in your mind is "i need to squeeze this more, i need to squeeze harder, i need to squeeze my way to the centre of her ass, it contains the secret to true happiness"
>squeeze harder
>try to make sense of what you are feeling and articulate the fluid dynamics of her jiggly butt fat as it interacts with your touch receptors
>literally can't do it, ass is so complexly amazing that your brain just gets overwhelmed by projections of its characteristics
>it's like like you aimed a telescope at just the right point in deep space and accidentally saw god
>all the while as this is going on you're just squeezing harder and harder and loosening your grip for fractions of a second just so you can renew it even harder and with even more wonderful perfect ass fat contained in your hand
>you are naturally pulling her into you as you do this
>difficult not to grunt involuntarily in frustration at how completely overwhelmed you are by all the things you want to do to her
>feels possessive as fuck, animalistically possessive
>she's getting wet the entire time you're doing this, and you can actually see her getting flushed, her lips part

>>25784640
>Of course, once I AM in a relationship
lol

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>>25784640

>wanting to sniff a woman's ass and have her butt on your face makes you a sub
>a sub with no dignity no less

PROJECTING

You sound like a little faggot anyway; no one respects male subs in the first place. Butt-sniffing isn't inherently a sub thing.

>>25784671

I meant in general. I've been in multiple relationships and I'm actually in one right now.

>>25784704
>damage control
k

>>25784699

It's not the butt sniffing that's the problem.

It's the posts that reek of desperation and sex-crazed begging.

>>25784715

>your inability to grasp context and implication is somehow my fault

k

>>25784729
This is fucking 4chan, not match.com
Fuck off

>>25784751

Match.com is OUTDATED and DYING, you fucking MORON.

Jesus CHRIST.

>>25784781
And 4chan is the new dating site?
fuck off m80 this isn't OKcupid either

>>25784804

I'm not saying 4chan is a DATING website, you fucking IDIOT.

I'm saying that Match.com has an ATROCIOUS business model with little to no chance of EVER catching up with OKC in terms of accessibility, popularity, or PRICE.