>tfw no cute fembot gf to sit on my face and let me sniff her butt while she slowly jerks my twitching prick
I just want a girl's butt on my face SO FUCKING BAD GUYS
>tfw understand this feel entirely
we're... we're not gonna make it, are we?
We're fucked brah.
I just want a cute little butthole winking against my nose as I sniff it and get smothered with plush cheeks. And that's so much to ask?
>tfw your butt dreams will never be fulfilled
>come in to talk about how much you also like facesitting
>some guy is posting "mmm i want a cute poopsnoofler winking against my nostrils with its farty essence of supreme goodness"
>tfw I sometimes fantasize about being a dog and a girl making me lick her ass and pussy
Become a lesbian while you still can.
Are you telling me you don't wanna sniff cock and balls, too?
Women are so gay and lame
really not that the worst thing out there
I want to sniff a girl's butthole so fucking bad
Please let me sniff your asshole, nee-chan.
>all this desperation and pathetic groveling
I love how many submissive men are like this.
It makes it so easy for me, a male sub with an ounce of dignity and self-respect, to be instantly more attractive to dommes than 90% of the subs out there.
Of course, once I AM in a relationship, I get to be her cute little puppy without a second's hesitation.
grabbing a girl's ass is like discovering christ for the first time every single time, it's literally a fucking epiphany
>extend palm out as much as possible into creepy bestial claw
>go in for the grab
>mass of tight jiggly unbelievably smooth fat squishes against your hand and between your fingers
>only possible thought in your mind is "i need to squeeze this more, i need to squeeze harder, i need to squeeze my way to the centre of her ass, it contains the secret to true happiness"
>try to make sense of what you are feeling and articulate the fluid dynamics of her jiggly butt fat as it interacts with your touch receptors
>literally can't do it, ass is so complexly amazing that your brain just gets overwhelmed by projections of its characteristics
>it's like like you aimed a telescope at just the right point in deep space and accidentally saw god
>all the while as this is going on you're just squeezing harder and harder and loosening your grip for fractions of a second just so you can renew it even harder and with even more wonderful perfect ass fat contained in your hand
>you are naturally pulling her into you as you do this
>difficult not to grunt involuntarily in frustration at how completely overwhelmed you are by all the things you want to do to her
>feels possessive as fuck, animalistically possessive
>she's getting wet the entire time you're doing this, and you can actually see her getting flushed, her lips part
>wanting to sniff a woman's ass and have her butt on your face makes you a sub
>a sub with no dignity no less
You sound like a little faggot anyway; no one respects male subs in the first place. Butt-sniffing isn't inherently a sub thing.
I'm not saying 4chan is a DATING website, you fucking IDIOT.
I'm saying that Match.com has an ATROCIOUS business model with little to no chance of EVER catching up with OKC in terms of accessibility, popularity, or PRICE.