Who here /Sardines/ Litrelly god food.

>>25781355
moreso than anything i've ever seen on this board, this is depressing me

dude. you are a loser

>>25781375
>dude. you are a loser

hello reddit.

>>25781375
idk why tomatoes basil sardines are choice af

with a few pita chips and a handful of say... spinach? fuck me up all day pls

>>25781355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Msq1Js3mcY

>tfw no woman to cook for me

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>Who here /Sardines/

uhh, no thanks mate

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you have to be a cuck to not eat sardines.

http://www.whfoods.com/genpage.php?tname=foodspice&dbid=147

>>25781355

the plebs may tell you otherwise, but sardines are pretty good shit

put those mother fuckers on some club crackers

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>>25781495
Fuck what those niggers say, i always eat them. Have a can of sardines once every 2-3 days. Always have it with some lemon juice sprinkled on top or if i don't have lemon I'll eat as is.

Tastes great and the benefits are top notch.

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literally the lowest level poverty tier food possible

I love sardines. I think people have an aversion when they never stop eating tendies and poptarts.

>>25781545
yet it's considered to be one of the healthiest foods.

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damn it was great, want another.

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>>25781627
Boyyy at least heat em up

>>25781575
doesnt mean anything. all poverty food is healthy

>>25781355
What about anchovies? Do you guys like them?

>>25781355
At least one can a week with saltines, cheese and hot sauce. Fuck the haters.

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>>25781803
50/50 with them, though seafood as a whole I'm really enjoy. Especially octopus.

>>25781734

For what purpose? For me i love eating sardines especially after a long run.

>>25781803
Occasionally. They're always sold basically caked in salt.

>>25781355
I actually like sardines, anchovies, and pretty much any type of seafood.

>>25781355
I prefer herring but sardines are a tight 2nd

>>25781803
The first time I ate one I felt all the water in my mouth disappear.

>>25781760
>All poverty food is healthy
>Ramen

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>>25781760
>all poverty food is healthy
>dollar bags of potato chips
>cheap hostess snack cakes
>candy
>the mickey d's value menu

>>25781993
Most people who eat ramen are weaboos. They constantly eat it nonstop, until they get a heart attack from all of the unhealthy shit that people put into it.

Ramen kills weaboos. How is that not fucking healthy?

What do they taste like? I've never had them but I'm willing to try.

>>25781760
Is tat supposed to be bad?

son.. are you fat?

>>25782040
Fish, but fishier. And super oily

>>25781355
I love sardines, I eat them with chopsticks for maximum comfort because I can throw away everything at the end.

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>>25782040
Hard to explain man, they are nice, soft, and break apart very easily. The whole fish is edible including the tail (the head is chopped off). It's got a fish smell to it but it doesn't taste like the fish / salmon you'd eat in a sushi for example.

For your first try, make sure you get the ones in oil and not water, otherwise i highly doubt you'd like it. Also sprinkle some lemon juice on it.

>>25782056
Sounds fine to me. Besides, I'd be wasting a $1 if I end up hating it. No biggie.

>>25781355
I don't like the bones in sardine, so I eat smoked herring instead, so good, plebs don't know what they are missing.

>>25781993
>>25782003
>>25782048
when i say poverty food i'm talking about like Africans living in huts poverty not poor fucking fat fucks who dont have jobs

>>25782181
And what of it? are you fat?

>>25781803
I keep some to throw on pizza or with a ceaser salad from time to time. I think the older you get and the less you can taste they become more appealing because they won't be as strong.

>>25782181
Should we stop eating rice too because Africans living in huts eat it?

>>25782077
That's like the best tip, I've ever read online. Thanks, Anon.

>>25781375
This is for 18+ big kids

who here loves cheap roots more than me?
>raddishes burst with flavor
>tons of vitamins
>$0.68 here

Sardines are nice.

I tried tuna it's shit.

I'm gonna get me some sardines tonight or tomorrow.

>>25782251
I love radishes and kohlrabi. Turnips and beets have pretty good flavor too.

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>>25782181

is this you?


https://youtu.be/IJGIMd3_LfY?t=1m50s

>>25782251
I'm crazy about horseradish. It goes great on just about everything.

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>sardines
>not sprats
Fucking casual niggers

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>>25782332
>bahh guys look at me
>guys look at me
>guys give me attention
>guys give me attention
>guys my stuff is better
>guys guys UR ALL PLEBS
>guyyyzzz LOOK AT ME
>GUYS LOOK

>>25782332
They taste almost the same

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>>25781355
>mustard race

>>25782389
I always put mustard on my sardines too. But I don't like it when mustard is packed with the meal.

>>25782728
I dont usually get them prepackaged, but these were on sale, so i figured why not. They are ok, but i would prefer a better mustard.

>>25781355
Is sardines like sushi for white people?

>>25781375
I think you're the loser for getting assblasted over fish in a can.

>>25782875
hahahahahahahahahahaha oh my

>>25782807
Sardines are snack food

>seafood
Eat meat like a normal fucking person. Millions of cows and chickens die every day and you consume retarded fish instead

>>25781803
White fillets are awesome
The dark ones are always obscenely salty

>>25782922
retarded post mate

>>25782096
Put it on bread or make fisherman's eggs

Tempted to try sardines now.

>>25782096
Mhm, as well. Sardines are pretty good for you. So it's a win win situation for you regardless.

God damn u OP u got me craving sardines now, if I dont have any in me cupboard I'm gonna pray to meme magic that you wake up with mercury poison tomoroz

Sardines are disgusting, I may be a fucking normie, but the top tier fish is tilapia

If you don't like sardines, you're not white. period.

>>25781355
oh god

dude that looks disgusting

Fuck your sardines. Tuna is better.

>>25782332
extremely oily, salty, and calorie dense. Not something I'd eat an entire can of in one sitting unlike sardines in mustart or tomato sauce - pure protein.

>>25783653
Sardines are the bottom of the food chain, so they actually have very little mercury compared to other fish

>>25781355
Eating the shitty ones filled with soy. You should be eating them plain without soy.

>>25781528
Doing it right.

>>25781495
>put those mother fuckers on some club crackers
Doing it wrong.

>>25781545
Keep being retarded.

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>>25781355
>sardines

Thats more gross than mayonaise

>>25783715
>Tuna is better.
You're a moron.

You don't have to eat them straight you know. If you can boil water and prep pasta all you have to do is add lime juice, sea salt, pepper, and cilantro and you're golden. Do it with rice too or with a little pepper sauce who gives a fuck.

I got a can of them and they're ok.

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Can Sardine posting be the meme of 2016?
It's the most perfect meme and no normal fag asshole will ever take it from us

PROS
- Its contrarian as fuck
- Its disgusting to a lot of people
- Its an acquired taste and is very nuticious
- Can be synthesized with other memes
- Normies will never understand why Sardines will be a theme
- Will trick Normies into actually eating sardines at of curisoity
-Can start an entire coalition of fish memes like Anchi the Anchovi, or Ozzy the octupus.

Pepe and Wojak are dead, thr grinch meme never took off. Sardines is the only thing we have left that the Normies wont ever take from us.

>>25782389
Just ate these and they're good as fuck.

>>25785900
No
Originalo commentario

Never had sardines, but I'm a longtime fan of tinned mackerel. If they're even remotely similar, you're a cool guy, OP.

>>25781355
MY NIGGA

You even have the same keyboard as I

I put hot sauce on mine[/spoiler

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>>25786394
>Putting hot sauce on your keyboard
Have fun typing faggot.

>>25781355
I like sushi which is raw fish so I'm sure Sardines must taste similar, though I've heard they are salty as fuck.

I'd try anything once, I've never had them but I know some people like them on pizza. I wasn't sure about eating them by themselves, also I wasn't even aware you could buy sardines.

I never see them on the shelves in stores, granted I'm not actively looking for them. I might try to do that next time I go to a grocery store.

my favorite type of sardines: mexican style packed in spicy tomato sauce

japanese style packed in miso

>>25786448
sardines, like a lot of smaller fish are a bit on the salty side, though not nearly to the level of anchovy

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cheap shit at 40p a tin, protein!!

Speaking of economical "old person" food anybody like pea soup?

I make it all the time, super tasty and cheap, normies get impressed by it too because they think legumes are hard to cook.

>>25786529
pea soup is the shit. i never made it from scratch, ive made it from those manischewitz cellophane soup packs, i think its like 3$ to make 7 cups worth of soup

>>25786433
Upsidedown Costanza looks kinda like mohammad, weird

>>25786552
It's very very easy to make from scratch.
Saute an onion in olive oil until its a little browned
Saute thinly diced ham with browned onion and add marjoram to taste
Add split peas and water at a 1:4 ratio
Bring to boil then simmer at medium/low for about an hour stirring occasionally

That's it m8

>>25786661
imma have to try that shit out

I should post all of the pictures of random food I have made. I have a ton.

When I have leftover rice, I'll often have some with a tin of sardines or mackerel as a quick and tasty meal.

>>25781355
canned mackerel master race

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>>25781355
>that slight crunch from the spine

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>Have never eaten anything I wouldn't eat again
>Have never had sardines

Give me some good recipes and dishes for these little fuckers

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>>25786933

>Not removing the spine bone
>Not realizing that's where 95% of the mercury resides

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>>25787687
>mecury
>sardines
>removing the spine

Holy shit you're a low-test faggot who is now only pretending to like sardines because it's the new r9k meme.

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>>25787687
>renamed tumblr gif in desperate attempt to fit in
>stupid, inane, pseudo-intellectual comment

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>>25787703

You pleb, I make mega sammiches with sprat pate, full creame butterm boneless baltic sprats and cod liver.

>>25787707

Look up mercury and nerve tissue samefag
A laugh at your sardine memes.

>>25781355
>Eating tinned anchovies instead
>dem sodium gains bruv

>>25781355
>eating anything from a can

Enjoy your BPA

>>25787687
>sardines
>mercury
Tuna have more mercury

>>25787850
enjoy your GMO foods

>>25787859

Holy fuck the mercury, arsenic and lead really did a job on you didn't it? The majority of mercury is in the brain and spinal chord of fish. I said that twice already.

>>25787904
Only eat organic mate.

>>25787915
I don't like sardine
I prefer mackerel

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>>25787933

Ever tried smoked sprats? They've got a different flavor altogether because of the smoking. Sardines are pleb tier in comparison once you've tried them but there's no guarantee you'll like them of course, especially if you're fish finicky.

>>25788022
No.
As a seafood fan, I must try them.

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I like this, how do sardines compare?

>>25788022
What are those like?

>>25787687
But the spine is the tastiest part what are you doing

>>25781355
my nigga
put that shit on some brown toast and blast it with hot sauce

>>25782875
kek

Ok can I be honest, I've never had them. They're not a normal food where I'm from. Do you just open a can and dig in? Do you add salt or some thin? Just good to go? I'll try them if you all tell. Me how to eat.

>tfw mom gets you tendies instead of sardines

fucking bitch

>>25788803
Nah they're already super salty

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Who /octopus/ here?

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Sardines, tuna, anchovies are all great and I enjoy them daily but my favourite treat is canned smoked oysters.

Canned salmon is ok too but I prefer smoked salmon.

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>>25789123
Also the perfect accompaniment for your canned fish treats is a jar of olives.

If you're not enjoying preserved fish and olives you aren't a real /robot/.

>>25781355
>eating fish
>in the current year
Enjoy your toxic levels of PCBs and mercury ;^)

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>>25789068
Mah nig, octopus is fresh as fuck so is squid but I like them both for different reasons

>>25789068

I found only goya octopus tender enough to eat, all the others are like..like...leather.

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>>25788354

These are a little pricy compared to sardines but tastier. The boneless part makes it worthwhile though. Also pic related are yummy too.

>>25788626

The spine is tasteless, it's literally cracked bones surrounding mushy spinal column nerves.

>>25789307
>Good source of protein
>Calcium
>Omega 3
>Better than chicken
Enjoy your fried chicken, nigger.

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>>25789448
Preparation is key with ocotopus, when you try and kill one or its predator goes to eat it, they'll tense their bodies up so it becomes harder for anything to eat it, hence the leathery texture.
I've fished enough to know that you need to pulverize it on a hard surface for a while. If you cook it yourself, leave it to boil for quite a while and it will eventually soften up so much that picking it up/piercing with a fork will just cause it to slide off.

>>25789647

I'm just recounting my experience of canend octopus. I've tried a handful of brands and only the goya octopus was tender enough to grind to mush with a little chewing. The other brands would just stay hardened. I honestly just buy canned fish for either snacking or to add to stir fry. I can't afford the time to tenderize it.

Now I'm starting to wonder how on earth goya manages to tenderize their octopus so perfectly and why it's the only brand that does. All the other types of fish besides octopus that I've had from cans have been as tender as cottonwool.

>>25786519

I buy the exact same "everday value" sardines from Tesco, only I get sunflower oil.

Great shit.

>>25781355

Retarded question here, but do you eat the scales too?

>>25788803
just a sprinkle of lemon juice, then eat from the can with a fork

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>>25789501
Here's looking at you oyster friend. I eat a tin of these every day.

>>25789307
>sardine
>merrcury

LMAO

>all these tasteless plebs fucking their canned fish with some tomato/dijon sauce shit

oil, water or lemon, nothing else.

>>25782332
Delicious, but eating a lot can fbe bad for your health.

>>25789810
No, he picks each individual tiny scale off of the fish before consuming them. Pretty obvious.

>>25788803
Protip: Cook a cheap rice bag, throw the fish (oil and all), add soy sauce, roasted onions, or lemon at your taste.

Motherfucker badass poorfag tier: Fried egg on top

>>25781355
>white dude not seasoning their food

Color me surprised.

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i ate one of these motherfuckers today
shit kicked my ass

Sardines are fine but don't eat them out of the can like a savage. Put them on the bread at least. Maybe get some cucumbers, onions and paprika going too if you can. A bit of tomato on the side goes well I think. Maybe add some spice.

>>25790664
Shut the fuck up pussy.

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wtf sardines are a brotein food...back off losers...if i see you little shits taking some from my local store i'll kick your ass on the spot!

>>25790664
youre a fucking faggot puss

Bump

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>>25781486
Nice sources retard

Reads like a fucking advertisement

Advertisements are not known for their accuracy

Not a fan of sardines but I usually pick up a couple tins of herring when I'm grocery shopping.

>>25781355
That is one filthy keyboard

Sardines or salmon are awesome, especially with eggs. Srs gains.

Tuna fags are gay. Enjoy your mercury poisoning, faggots.

>>25791138
>especially with eggs
Like how? Do you make fish omelets? I like eggs and I like sardines but never tried them together.

>>25782003

>poverty food
>lists food with high cost per calorie
>shit macros in all but mcdonald's

>>25782030

The weebs make it at home, it's not that unhealthy really. Then noodle are just flour, alkaline water, and salt, the broth is varied, none unhealthy though, same with the extra shit put in it like swirly steamed fish paste, lactofermented vegetables or halved soft boiled egg.

As far as slant eye food goes Japanese and Korean are probably the healthiest. Fucking Chinese and Vietnamese though. They literally fry food in shit, human shit, and eat weird shit like chicken feet snake assholes, and scorpion eyes.

>>25782807

I always associated sardines with Mediterranean people, but sushi is a Japanese food. Sushi is sushi for white people. Just like spaghetti is spaghetti for mestizo people.

I know you are clinically retarded, and that sucks, but just try. I bet you're the faggot that calls gimbap 'korean sushi'. As if meat, rice, and vegetables are so revolutionary of a combination that only the Japanese could think of putting them together.

Fuck japs, 2 bombs wasn't enough.

>>25782922

I eat both. Bowl of salmon baked, crack eggs on top, sprinkle with cheese. It's a happy fuck animals party it my mouth. Lunch is usually all three again,as is dinner. I'm a fucking omnivore and I eat what I want to matter when feelings it hurts. I'd eat the feelings too if I could. The closest I came was my hillbilly grandmother cooking squirrel brains. It's not as bad as you'd think, but I prefer rabbit or crawdads if we're going to beating animals that are basically roaches of the forest/water.

>>25791138
Tuna actually has the least mercury of all fish because they only use young ones for the small cans.

Mix it with cream cheese, ketchup and some noodles
God tier food

>>25790347

Here in the first world we can buy food already seasoned. It's part of the packing process . I get mine in hot sauce. It's a fucking snack though, do you add spices to your doritos before eating them too? Fuck off with your retarded nigger bullshit

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I eat these fuckers daily

bloxx

>>25791049
literally go look any ncbi study on sardines, you fucking cuck

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>>25782251
I absolutely love to cook soup on fennel.
sweat onions in butter, add fennel in large chunks
water and stock. Finish with a touch of cream

>Fennel costs less than a dollar per piece where I live

>>25781355
love sardines , BUT your keyboard is FILTHY as fuck.

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the only time i've tried sardines i puked for about an hour on and off

this was like 8 years ago should i try them again

>>25783350
they just taste like a blander version of canned tuna

anchovies taste pretty different though

>tfw tried sardines two days ago

I thought they were an old poor person meme food (grandma loves them since she was poor growing up and ate it a ton)

I fucking loved it! Getting them in olive oil and putting them on crackers is god tier and very filling.

Speaking of old people meme food, who /liverwurst/ here?

>>25788803

just open the tin and eat from it, i guess you can add lemon like that guy said too but i never did add anything

>>25792363
Sardines are absolutely disgusting but liverwurst is the best. Love that shit with miracle whip and onions, or mustard and cheese, or just by itself with crackers. I hate the spreadable kind though, have to get the solid loaf liverwurst. Nobody I know likes it aside from me

>>25792510
>miracle whip
>not liking sardines

Honestly die tbqh

>>25792125
>this thing made me puke and get terribly sick
>I should do it again
There's a reason you're here

>>25792510


When I get liverwurst I'm all about the onion roll and mayo. I don't think I'd ever like it with miracle whip. Isn't that stuff somewhat sweet?

Eat shitty food while you can. When you're 30 everything will start leaving an effect on you. Body will respond negatively to alcohol, coffee, bad food, everything. Though you americans are pretty good at ignoring all the signs that the body gives you and keep eating like a pig even when the body can't process it anymore and tehrefore creating a permanent crisis state in your digestion.

>>25789545
>fish is unhealthy
>"But look at the protein!"
You sound like a meat supporter trying to convince that the risk of cancer is worth taking, when you can get b12 and big amounts of protein through meat.

>>25791934

Is that National Company Buy International, the famous sardine industry shills?

>>25792875
whats the point of living till 80 if you only eat shitty vegan food

>>25792749

Poor yuro has a bitch ass body.

I'm 28 and still eat 4k calories a day, 2.4k coming from a gallon of milk each day. I run 10km once a week and lift every other day. You have to take care of yourself.

Alcohol is bad but my body won't ever reject it, keep it to only 3 or 4 drinks a day and you're golden. Tea and coffee are awesome and healthy. Seriously, something is wrong with you if you become intolerant of sardines with age. I'd argue old people are the main one buying them. The reason old people change their diet is because of fucked up teeth or they ruin their stomach abusing laxatives and antacids. Don't be retarded and you'll still be eating things like butter or horseradish with ease in your old age.

>>25792875

I trying to understand your post but I can't. Are you arguing for or against meet? I've never heard of someone catching cancer from eating fish, poultry, and mammals unless they do fucked up shit like fake meats(cheap hot dogs), absurd amounts of offal, or nervous tissue.

Meat really is a good source of protein too. I don't think I could be as big as I am if I stuck to soy or pea proteins. White people evolved to consume dairy and meat. Leave the grain based diets to 3rd worlders.