> Be in top 1% of university faculty by GPA > Won interview

>>25779448

> there are members of university faculty here

What has the world come to.

> Be in top 1% of high school students by everything
> Won AP Scholar, PSAT/NMSQT awards
> literally affirmative action, not accepted into any top 10 schools

>>25779535
In a few years ill technically be a professor at stanford

>>25779674
Spewing the standard liberal rubbish i presume

>>25779753
If you call medicine rubbish, then yes

>>25779777
Any chance I can get a letter of recommendation from you in the next 2 hours?

t. desperate last second PTCAS applicant

>>25779798
What is ptcas? Did they change the name of amcas?

>>25779448
go fuck yourself
i can't believe this comment isn't original

>>25779838
Same concept, but for physical therapy.

I'm kidding, of course. It's way too late to update my application anyway, but the idea of being too robot resonates well as I look over all my rejection letters.

>>25779777
>government required vaccinations
>anti depressants
>flouride

>>25779674

That's pretty awesome. I wouldn't worry about finding a girlfriend. You're 120% provider material, overriding all other concerns.

>>25780211
I never said I was worried about finding a gf

>>25780255

No, that's right! Sorry, I'm drunk and kind of went on autopilot there.

But what do you need social skills for? Aren't all high-tier academics basically stuffy old geeks anyway?

>>25780526
Go to bed you drunken mess

>>25780526
I wasnt originally replying to the op post

>>25780648

I am in bed. :DDDDD