>>25778427 That's not how apple trees work. Modern orchards re designed so that that canopy is quite wide, but not too tall, so all levels are at the same altitude. They can actually all be picked while standing on the ground without any aid.
>>25778427 Imagine the feminist rage if this were reversed >entitled fucking pigs, kill all men regardless, how about I bring a gun and shoot out the branch that top bitch is chillin on is she now just one of the "bad ones"?
I literally cannot think of a single way this analogy works in relation to real life. Girls do not wait for someone to come along and they certainly are not at the top of some metaphorical tree. Furthermore, the idea that the reason you and I have failed to get a "good girl" is because we aren't brave enough to "climb" is not just ludicrous, it's also completely unrelatable to life. You think I haven't been looking for that "best girl" my entire fucking life? How dare you imply that the reason I don't have her is because I'm not good enough or brave enough or whatever the fuck this comic is implying?
Because it's impossible to find a women who has not despoiled herself in a contemptuous dalliance with modernity.
I have never met a female who has not given herself with open arms to the wickedness of a society that esteems permissiveness, a looseness of morals, and an unthinking unquestioning nature towards the odious iniquities of our strange days.
It's just ego-stroking. Girls self-insert as the one on top of the giant pedestal, I mean tree. Then they rationalise not getting any attention by saying other girls are bad sluts. Then they reassure themselves by saying that Chad will go to great lengths for her.
>>25778427 >salute all the rotting carcasses at the base of the tree of decent men who werent brave/strong enough to get to the top and fell down >illogically ignore all the lowest apples even though ive been desiring an apple my entire life >even ignore the ones at the middle >need to get to the very top >girl sitting at the top with binoculars, watching me climb, judging my every move >finally get to the top after a year >"oh anon you're such a nice and caring person i hope we forever stay the best of friends"
rigged and booby trapped from the beginning, just how i like it
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