Help me get laid

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would choke with it

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Might post face pic but I shouldn't

>>25777923
Looks like my dick, senpai. I thought someone leaked a pic I took or something.

Anyway, you can only use the "big dick" thing on porn sites with profiles. Or, if someone knows you have a big dick and tell other people. Otherwise, in person, you'll come across as a creep saying this (and no one will believe you). If you want to pull a random girl, you need to have relatively good game. If you're good at talking to random people, you'll be okay. Just don't go out with the intention of getting laid because you'll come across as desperate and women can smell this from a mile away. Go out to enjoy yourself.

>>25777923

That's "huge"?

Looks like seven inches, which is just above average.

I'm 6.5" and I know how much shaving your balls helps. Always considered myself "average"

>>25778204
I didn't plan on saying anything, I just want to bang a hot girl. Maybe if I bang an uglier friend the word will get around

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>>25778285
I measure at just under 8

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>>25777923


Good length OP. You could use a little girth though. Don't tell a woman flat out you're big or you'll seem creepy. Find another way for her to find out.

Not happy with my girth either, might buy a bathmate.

who else /bigdick/ here?

>>25777923
10/10 would choke on

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>6'0
>6 inches
>5/10

I was made to be average

>>25778314

Dude are you sure you're under 8? Or are you just using some good angles? That shit looks a little above 8. Take a pic with a neutral angle

>>25777923
Shape > size
Best dick I've had was 4-5 in circumference and 5 inches in length.
Up curves are where it's at, and most big dicks droop down instead of standing up tall and proud.

Coming to r9k to help get you laid is like asking a homeless man to help you become a millionaire.

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>ywn have a big penis

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>>25778423
Is this neutral

>>25778431
My dick doesn't give a fuck so it droops

>>25777923
would you let a cute guy suck it?

>>25777923
GET THE FUCK OUT GOD DAMN NORMIE WITH YOUR HORSE DICK ASKING A BUNCH OF VIRGINS HOW TO GET LAID LIKE YOU DON'T DROWN IN PUSSY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>25778469
Well, you're dick not caring makes it suck.
That shit can't hit the right spots.

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>>25778494
Nope, not gay so I don't think of any guy as "cute"

Having a big dick doesn't make you a normie.
I have 9 inches of black dick between my legs, and I've a complete khhv at 21.
Autism is one hell of a drug

>>25778431
why don't you just do the positions upside down then with big dicks?

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>>25778515
I swear I'm as robot as they come

>>25778567
>20 years old
>big dick
>"I'm as robot as they come I swear guys pls believe me I'm one of you XD"
Fuck off, come back in 5 years and if you're still in the same position then you might stake a claim.

>>25778204
or wear those joggers niggers and british people wear

>>25778619
I have autism stories for days I could share. I have orbited hard before and used by women, my self esteem is in the trash

>>25778656
>I have orbited hard before and used by women
But you can interact with them nonetheless, who am I kidding anyways, this place was overrun by outsiders long ago.

I'd let you fuck my boipussy tbhf

>>25778656
Well congrats lad, you live in the age of social media. Go on tinder, message a girl with some shit generic opening and then tell her you have a 10 inch dick (which she will believe when she sees it) and you will get laid easily. Now get the fuck off of my board, norman.

>>25778789
Can't get a cute girl to match me

>>25778840
Keep trying faggot. I'm a 4/10 and got a couple qts to match eventually.

>>25778874
Refer to my post >>25778555

You can have a big dick and still be ugly and completely autistic.
No girl wants that

>>25778697
Why can't we have a big penis, bro? Why were we cursed? Seeing stuff like this makes me want to kill myself. I don't want-
I have nothing to live for... Why is life so unfair?

>>25778997
You're saying this and probably have like 6.5 inches or more, right? Try having a 5 x 4 inch dick and being ugly and bad with people. It's like dreading about not winning the lottery, it's just retarded.

>>25778997
Your being a baby everyone in highschool thought it was funny cause I was a "big dick virgin" it was a novelty to girls they just like to make jokes sometimes but me being borderline autist couldn't talk to them

>>25779097
I'm not, bro.. I have a 4 incher. Please feel with me.

fuck this thread makes me horny

>>25779114
Don't you dare fucking reply to me op. Fuck off and die.

>>25779118
Oh shit, I'm sorry man. At least you know that it will be put to as good use as all the average dicked anons on here, that is none at all.

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My body, I was trying to pass as normie for a dating profile

Hey op, you should remove the exif data. You live close. ;)

Normies gonna get what's coming to them ;)

>>25779240

kek, that malformed gremlin face

>>25779240
The moment I get a girl to like me il stop coming on here

>>25779240
you are really above average and with that cock you shouldn't have problems getting laid at all.

Can't believe you are KV, get tinder or something and enjoy.

>>25777923
you should fuck your dad with that big ol gajunga jung. tell your dad he should be proud for having such a big dick nigger spic

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>>25779475
Will keep you posted

>>25779240
>skinny
>white
Try taking a picture with less empty space and youre golden.

>>25778527
>>25778431

Small dicklet detected

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Can we get some more hot cocks?