Hello my fellow robots, I want to teach you how to make the best tuna sandwich!
>Put tuna in bowl
>Stir tuna til no longer compacted
>Add in salt n' pepper
>Add in whatever veggies or fruits you like
>Add in two spoon scoops of sour cream
>Mix all together until consistent
>Put on bread
There ya go, my fellow robots, you can now make a great and delicious tune sandwich!
I'm going to teach you how to make the god tier sandwich
>Put bread in toaster just until it's light brown in the middle
>Obtain either smooth or crunchy peanut butter and a jam of your choice
>Spread the peanut butter on one slice of toast
>Spread the jam on the other slice
>Combine the two slices of toast, effectively creating a sandwich
It's pretty easy desu senpai
Peanut butter is disgusting and for normies leave my board you swine
Canned tuna is primarily all skipjack, the lowest kind of tuna there is.
Brand makes no difference and is just a dumbass tax.
It's never tasty because they are a small fish with low fat.
You're basically asking what kind of shit is the tastiest.
>sour cream instead of mayo
>no lemon juice
>adding the cheese to the tuna
this is the proper way to do it
>maybe diced celery, usually I'm too lazy
>lemon or lime juice
mix/mash thoroughly with a fork, then serve on either toasted brown bread or baguette with some combination of the following toppings (though not all, that would be too much): arugula, cucumber, cheddar, and avocado
this is the closest to my fave sandwich. switch the dijon with yellow mustard and no onions and yes lemon juice, just a bit to brighten up and cut some of the richness of the mayo n mustard
>Hello my fellow robots, I want to teach you how to make the best mercury poisoning sandwich!
>>Get mercury poisoning
>>Put mercury poisoning in bowl
>>Stir mercury poisoning til no longer compacted
>>Add in salt n' pepper
>>Add in whatever veggies or fruits you like
>>Add in two spoon scoops of sour cream
>>Mix all together until consistent
>>Put on bread
>There ya go, my fellow robots, you can now make a great and delicious mercury poisoning sandwich!
Yeah, they have calculators online to see how much each individual can handle. But there are people out there who really don't believe that there is any mercury poisoning. Pregnant women too.
>put mercury poisoning into clipboard
>double click tuna to highlight the single word
>implying that mercury poisoning is somehow inaccurate
mercury poisoning mercury poisoning mercury poisoning
well obviously pregnant/breastfeeding women shouldn't eat tuna, same with really young kids. but for the most part, it's completely fine in moderation, like just about every food/substance people freak out over
>like just about every food/substance people freak out over
Yeah well when I am smoking marijuana I am not worried about mercury like I am while doing something as simple and legal as eating tuna. Doesn't that put things into perspective? There are terribly dangerous things that we go through every day, yet we only perceive threats from terrorists, guns, and drugs.