Faggot lurking normies pls explain

>>25773794
Honestly, there isn't really anything comparable to a pussy. You'll realize it's overrated after the thrill goes away. Initially, it's new and pretty damn awesome but the best part is knowing you're satisfying (if you're fucking her right).

It kind of feels like fucking your hand in lotion but a tad bit looser. I don't know how to describe it when I really think about it.

>>25773933
Thanks for the reply bro. Kind of a bummer Does the warmth of the naked skin of a woman feel good on yours?

File: asylumzin.jpg (222KB, 485x1434px) Image search: [Google]

222KB, 485x1434px

any other robots drinking wine?
I'm drinking this stuff, it's pretty nice. Zinfandel is my favorite grape these days

It kind of feels like when you roll up a plastic glove in a handtowel, roll up the wrist, secure with a rubberband, lube it and fuck it

File: 1452787893473.png (74KB, 234x240px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 234x240px

>>25773933
>but the best part is knowing you're satisfying (if you're fucking her right).
why did this sentence make me physically ill

>>25774198
Because you have a small dick ?

File: 1452401370409.gif (295KB, 410x491px) Image search: [Google]

295KB, 410x491px

>>25774237
yea that's probably it

thanks anon

File: received_1024674270888471.jpg (6KB, 133x135px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 133x135px

>loses virginity
>unfamiliar w feeling of vag
>ask am I in few minuets of thrusting peen in fembot
>was fucking her moist inner thighs for a good while
>why didnt she tell me this
eventually got it right but I still cringe to this day

>>25774193
Gotta try this tonight! Thanks! But doesn't a pussy tighten and loosen automatically? And it won't have the warmth no?

>>25774035
Yes.
My wife is in the other room. Naked and changing.

Ask away khv

>>25774272
I know that feel too.

So if sex is like a loose masturbation, and the best part is satisfaying a girl, it's better to be celibate for life I guess.

Gonna be a Monk and an real humain bean.

>>25774305
I'd super happy to just fuck a woman's thigh. Especially the ones that have big asses. I know I won't be able to reach the pussy so I will gladly fuck the buns and thighs.

>>25774338
You can change your grip to tighten or loosen it and stick it in the microwave for warmth

Its a good tactic but to tell you the truth, anon, I've never even seen a real life vagina

Got drugged and woke up wearing almost no clothes...don't remember anything

It feels like a warmer fleshlight that pubes itself.

>>25773794
faggot normie lurker here.

I came after only a few thrusts

it felt really lame and I felt really disappointed.
that being said, I didn't have much experience with porn either at the time

>>25774358
Nice! The one thing I'd love to do is while laying over a woman from the back to smell her upper neck but below the hairline. Does that feel good?

Been a few days here what is khv?

it's like sticking your dick in warm apple pie. Obviously tighter though.

>>25774406
>I've never even seen a real life vagina
lol, no problem from me. The one thing i I hate about that technique is your hands are occupied. I wanna use my hips and thrust while touching myself.

The warm grip is the best feeling. Whoever said it felt like loose masturbation is a complete faggot. There is no better feel than slowly pushing balls deep into a wet tight pussy. Well, IV heroin is great too.

>>25774466
Get your stamina up. And it should be much better. Maybe the girl was ugly?

It feels less tight/intense than masturbation. I couldn't come the first time I had sex because I was so used to masturbation, and I'd gotten into this habit where I crossed my legs over my balls to reduce blood flow out of my dick, which made masturbation more intense still.

Anyway, the main appeal of sex is psychological, not that it feels physically better. You can make your dick feel better with your hand than a woman can with her vagina. It's probably the same for women as well (even more so, since penetration doesn't directly stimulate the clitoris).

>>25773794
first time i hit the pussy the bitch was wet as fuck. like pussy juice was dripping down my dick. i kno it wasnt blood cuz i fingered her before. she was hella tight too it was awesome really it was all warm and mushy and by far the tightest pussy i ever hit. really intimate and not hardcore.

>>25774536
Gotta wedge it in a good spot like inbetween couch cushions or some pillows

>>25774580
yep she was ugly

I'm fine now, my first time was over a decade ago

>>25774584
>my legs over my balls to reduce blood flow
That's not bad for your balls? I wanna try this tonight. Tonight's going to be good.
>>25774620
Damn man, good for you. Sounds great. Each time I fap to wet pussy pic I just imagine myself pounding it.
>>25774645
Next time I will

>>25774880
Happy fapping

File: cfgn.png (644KB, 1411x1080px) Image search: [Google]

644KB, 1411x1080px

>>25773794
I lurk because I know I'm no longer welcome here, I lost my virginity last year at the age of 21. This place really has been changing rapidly though and I don't lurk as much as I used to, the bot has done some serious damage to the board and the there's been a shit ton of roasty spill over from lolcow since the summer.

File: 1450179250817.jpg (12KB, 426x382px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 426x382px

My first time was awful. I couldn't get it up and was nervous as hell. Luckily it was her first too. So after 30 minutes I finally got a boner and it was the best fucking feeling ever. Tight, soft, and it's just the tits man.
>tfw when I lost my virginity at 16

Just get a fleshlight dude. Feels really similar if you run hot water over it before using and lube it up nicely.

>>25773794

like nothing because she forced me to wear a condom

subsequent times felt like literally nothing either because condoms lol

never been able to cum from intercourse and have trouble keeping myself hard

>>25774305

> am in I yet?

fucking happened to me as well but I only asked myself that in my head

turns out I was in but lolcondoms suppress al sensitivity

Yeah, I personally imagined my first time to be different. Penis was moving in and out freely (not crushed by the tight vagina), so the stimulation was not that big. To be honest, for me the best thing is feeling the warm naked body of a woman and knowing that I am satisfying her. Sex with a condom is also shit, much better feeling without it. Other than that I did not feeling anything exciting. Except when blowing a load inside her (into a condom of course).

>found it hard to keep it up after about 6 minutes with a condom
Is there a condom that stimulates the guy more?

File: l.jpg (27KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 600x450px

>got drunk on vodka with the daughter of my mom's boyfriend
>she's 3 months pregnant
>obviously slutty
>mfw I like slutty girls
>fooling around in bed, clothes come off
>I stick in in
>feels like a warm wet furnace of pleasure and satisfaction
>last a decent amount of time because drunk
>cum inside her because pregnant

Am I a normie yet?

>>25775470
Wait was she drinking as well!?

>>25775470
>drunk with a pregnant girl
Just gonna quote this and hope you figure out what I'm trying to imply.

>>25775498
Honestly I don't remember. Probably a little bit at least. She also smoked throughout the pregnancy.

>>25775541
If you can somehow find a pregnant girl to fuck NSA then I would highly recommend it. Still in my top 3 favorite pussies.

>>25773794
Constant masturbation from 14 to 22 fucked me over. Nofap isn't just a meme.

I felt nothing. It literally felt like I was humping the air. I couldn't stay hard enough to keep going, of course.

I eventually managed to get the job done with hookers, but I go so long between hookers that I forget what it feels like.

>>25775740
Do you fap with lube/oil?

I never fap with any lube and was fine during sex. I wonder if that helped or not?

>>25775816
Nope, I hate lube. I'm also uncircumcised, but I might have fucked up my foreskin when I was 15 or 16 and went too long in a fap session. I remember it hurt for a few days and then it never really stayed tight around the head of my dick the way it used to when I didn't have an erection. Just sort of permanently semi retracted.

Don't be me, kiddos.

One of the feels I wanna feel is to stick my hand down the pants of a woman. The warmth that it will give because it's between the legs. Would be a godly feel. Even better if she had some pubes. Also if she was a little chubby. GOD DMAN!

>>25774305
Whenever i read stuff like this i never understand how you could be accidentally fucking someones thighs. What position? and were her legs closed?

>>25774584
Pretty much. Girls can get themselves off in less than a few minutes (if that's their aim), whereas half the time they dont get off with standard penetrative sex

>>25773794
>What did it feel like?
Because your cock is more sensitive, everything about it is enhanced. Warmth becomes almost scalding, except no pain. Feeling is like your hand squeezing, only all over your cock, with frictionless pressure.
If you want more feelings crap, it's exhilarating.

It's completely different, and in some ways less efficient, than masturbating. Nothing will give me an orgasm as intense as I can give myself.

>>25776127
Oh mate just you wait till you manage it. The warmth is more than just the "between legs" warmth.