Usually when I fap I get toilet paper first, but when I'm too lazy to go to bathroom, I just come on my hand and eat it. Anyone else?
you are the laziest niggers i have ever seen
I hate using tissues. I have phimosis so I have to peel my skin back and daub my bell with my hand to get out all the remaining cum that didnt shoot. Tissue sticks in there and the idea of having a bit of wool or tissue or anything on my moist bell is horrifying.
I use tissues and throw them in the trashcan in my room. The problem is when you don't regularly take out the trash and your room starts to smell like a cum rag.
>women gets raped just in front your window
>police collects anything with DNA
>mfw you'll get charged for rape even though you're virgin
Never used a tissue. Usually when I get t the point of cumming I just go to the washroom and release in the sink. If I am lazy I cum in my underwear, which is totally fine as it dries by the next day.
If I am not at home I really love to cum in the urinal.
Am I degenerate?
> but when I'm too lazy to go to bathroom, I just come on my hand and eat it.
that's what I do, I try not to step on it until it dries up because i'll end up tracking it all over the place if it gets on the bottom of my shoes. I used to lay a towel down and jizz on that, too much trouble now.
I usually just lift my shirt, cum onto my torso, and let my skin absorb it. Ecologically pure.
>schlick one day
>decide to take it slow
>keep making myself gush out cum without orgasming
>start getting really tired
>underwear is literally soaked and it's all gushy with cum
>wipe fingers on skirt and fall asleep
>wake up feeling all the cum still moist and abundant
>feel disgusting and take shower immediately
Never did that again
>I cum in myself
MY MIND CAN'T COMPREHEND THIS
do you people not just flush that shit down the toilet?
some of these are fucking gross.
>cum in myself
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