Usually when I fap I get toilet paper first, but when I'm

>>25773594
that looks like milk

>>25773594
Tissues. No tissues at night I cum in myself and fall asleep to let it dry. Then shower it off in morning. No tissues during day, just cum in undies.

>>25773594
>have tissues in your room
>cum in them
>throw it in a plastic bag along with all the garbage you have in your room
>???

I don't understand why this is so hard.

I used to just cum on the floor

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>>25773687
>>25773723
you are the laziest niggers i have ever seen

>>25773714
>>25773687

I hate using tissues. I have phimosis so I have to peel my skin back and daub my bell with my hand to get out all the remaining cum that didnt shoot. Tissue sticks in there and the idea of having a bit of wool or tissue or anything on my moist bell is horrifying.

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>>25773594
Weakest load i have ever seen

>>25773687
I used to do this, now i ejaculate into empty water bottles.

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I use tissues and throw them in the trashcan in my room. The problem is when you don't regularly take out the trash and your room starts to smell like a cum rag.

i put this old pillow case on my belly when i jack off and cum on that

cum rags are the best solution, tissues are too weak to handle my loads

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>>25773687
>cum in myself

I just cum out the window and run

I use my fleshlight occasionally

Makes it easier to get rid of the mess. Just take out the rubber innard and rinse through under a tap

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>>25773889
>women gets raped just in front your window
>police collects anything with DNA
>mfw you'll get charged for rape even though you're virgin

Never used a tissue. Usually when I get t the point of cumming I just go to the washroom and release in the sink. If I am lazy I cum in my underwear, which is totally fine as it dries by the next day.
If I am not at home I really love to cum in the urinal.
Am I degenerate?

>>25773968
i'll keep the window shut from now on

My cum actually shoots instead of depressingly dribbles out the end, so I actually need a cloth or tissues to wipe it all up.

dude this whole thread has me crying laughing thank you based op

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> but when I'm too lazy to go to bathroom, I just come on my hand and eat it.
>eat it.
>eat it.
>eat it.

>>25773594
>wonders why he doesn't even have a gf
lmao

>>25773594
that's what I do, I try not to step on it until it dries up because i'll end up tracking it all over the place if it gets on the bottom of my shoes. I used to lay a towel down and jizz on that, too much trouble now.

>>25774304
oops this post was for>>25773723

I've never tried to eat my own cum, that's gross.

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>>25773594
I usually just lift my shirt, cum onto my torso, and let my skin absorb it. Ecologically pure.

>>25773594
I just catch it in my foreskin and release in the toiler then wash my cock with soap senpai.

>>25773594
>schlick one day
>decide to take it slow
>keep making myself gush out cum without orgasming
>start getting really tired
>finish
>underwear is literally soaked and it's all gushy with cum
>wipe fingers on skirt and fall asleep
>wake up feeling all the cum still moist and abundant
>feel disgusting and take shower immediately
Never did that again

I never use a tissue or lube. I just do it on my bed sheets.

I have a massive white patch on the center of my bed.

Socks are obviously the best solution.

>>25774488
I used to jazz in my underwear though. Then show a blanket on my underwear and leave it their all night, and go on the next day without a shower

>>25774420
that's just yeast infection central senpai

>>25774370
I bet you expect a girl to do it.

>>25773793
that's what happens when you wank three times a day

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>>25773687
>I cum in myself

MY MIND CAN'T COMPREHEND THIS

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>>25773594
>cum in myself

beezinthetrap

>>25774997
>be fat
>have innie belly button
there

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>>25773594
do you people not just flush that shit down the toilet?

some of these are fucking gross.

>>25773687
>cum in myself
see pic related

>>25774533
no, it was just cum
you literally need to have shit on your vagina to get a yeast infection, that's how dirty.

i usually have a paper towel, tissue paper gets stuck on my dick if i use it to wipe - i always accidentally get it on my keyboard though T_T

>>25773594
More proof of the degeneracy of white people.