Welcome to the salty spitoon!
How tough are ya'?
I once listened to showtunes for 18 hours.
>>25772797
I froze my brothers used condoms to eat them later.
i went to sleep without brushing my teeth once
I've spent the last 20 minutes shitting so hard, my ass is bleeding
I fucked an escort once, Without any condoms
>>25772872
fuck mate
I stabbed my cat 7 times when I was 14, it didn't make it
i'm still existing
>>25772825
I do that every night
>>25772797
I fit a 12" diameter dragon dildo straight into me ass
>>25772825
>>25772872
>>25772949
Right this way sir, sorry to keep you waiting
i got a part time job in retail and I'm enjoying it.
I eat apples before washing them
>>25772965
That's Fuckin Hardcore
>>25772797
I'm not tough at all
When walking up stairs, I skip every other step.
Sometimes I step on the cracks between tiles
i can read a 500 page book in three days
>>25773018
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>>25773208
Shit mang, go ahead
I can run half a mile in 47 minutes flat
If i miss throwing trash in the garbage i don't pick it up and let my mommy pick it up
>>25773430
#savage
O rig in anal
>>25773430
D E V I L I S H
E V I L
>>25772797
I have read Berserk
I watched american pie...
...with my parents
>>25773018
You peel them though, right?
Don't wash out my recycling