got a job as a sandwich artist but im lazy and have no work experience

>>25770619
>im lazy and have no work experience

the sandwich job will fix that.

You're fine, just make sandwiches.
You don't even need to cook or bake anything, literally just saw bread in half and shove toppings in there as requested.

>sandwich artist

>artist

cracks me up every time.

>>25770619
>sandwich artist
I still can't understand whether people are serious bout this or just memeing.
It's like calling janitors "cleaning managers".

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>subway

pic related

Kek are you me? just got off an interview with the manager and their putting me as a closer.

I applied to a dishwasher job yesterday and the position was called a Dish Technician.
where do they come up with this shit?

>>25770732
Always. Be. Closing. That's all you need to know. They're waffling? Not sure if they want to invest in an artisanal sandwich? Close that motherfucker. Make him buy 10 fucking sandwiches. Greatest sales training I ever learned.

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>>25770713
>acquire gbp
>mom says we can go out to eat
>walk into subway
>not sure whether to get in line or sit down
>just sit down so i can think about my next step
>upset stomach kicks in from all the sugar free gummy bears and iced tea
>it's all coming up
>don't want to make a scene by getting up and going to the bathroom
>try to puke as quietly as possible on the table
>immedietly arch my hands in an attempt to hide it from the other subway customers
>some turbonormie pulls out his iPhone and takes a picture of me

>>25770679
>>25770694

it's just a gay corporate name for that type of employee

if you're actually confused about this I suggest you seek suicide immediately

>>25770713
Why are normies so fucking disgusting?

If you do a good job, maybe one day you can be an Executive Sandwich Artist.

Will somebody please post the card set?

>>25770619
Unless you work at a busy store, not very. Job is easy. You still have to do shit, just the shit isn't hard.

If you fail or get fired, I would suggest giving up on life.

I make sammiches for a dif evil company but shit's easy, stop your worrying

Will being a sandwich artist allow me to get a better job in the future? what jobs can i get with sandwich artistry experience?

>>25770933
After working as a sandwich artist you can get any job you want. I was trained at subway and then got another job for $300k starting.

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>>25770933
nothing, all robots in the future

>>25770933
You could one day become a cashier and be able to handle the money OP! Or if you are really lucky, they will trust you with chemicals and let you clean the floors! Hahahaahah

No one's gonna go "I see you worked in a sandwich shop, very impressive, so few people are specialist's is the art of sandwich making"

>>25770958
Sure you did,and you are dating a super model and drive lambos

>>25770989

No it's true. I was contacted by a headhunter who specialized exclusively in sandwich artisans.

I am also a sandwich artist and let me say, what the fuck while I was making this post I just got fucking fired what the fuck. Fuck.

>>25771045
Kek, unless you are serious in which case KEK

>>25771061
>>25771045
Hahahahahaha, love it.
Any job experience is good OP, helps build you character and priorities.

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>>25770619
>Filling out application
>It requires three references to complete

I just got accepted into the Cornell School of Hotel Administration due to my impressive background in sandwich artistry. Ivy Leagues here I come!

>>25771093
Didn't even want a job anyways was just pleasing my parents. Hopefully they won't bother me for a while.

>>25771119
I'll be one of your references, anon. Tell me what to say

>>25771149
Just keep that tuna fresh anon.

>tfw hate cleaning other people's shit
>All starting jobs are cleaning
I could make sandwiches all day, lattes, burgers, whatever.
I worked as a cashier at a McShit and the cashiering was great. I had to talk to people, but mostly simple shit, and then beep boop the orders onto the screen.
The worst part was having to wipe shit down, and sweep and mop.
Stocking things would've been nicer if there was a more relaxed atmosphere, but it's always rush, rush, rush to make some other guy richer.
Most people also didn't follow the guidelines for how often you should wash your hands.
Minimum wage, and I didn't even get free meals, just discounts when on break.
Starbucks was far better to work for, but they're even more fast paced. You get any drink you want, for free, and you can "sample" one of the food products every day until you've tried them all. Still minimum wage.

>Got kicked out of my place while working 2 shit jobs back to back
>Had to quit after barely a month of working and go back to my dad's place because homeless
>Can never reference them
Fuck.

>>25771120
Hope this isn't true
>applied to hotel admin schools
>people say, "go to cornell"
>tuition is 30k a semester
if you are going to cornell plz die and stop visiting /r9k/, because you are a total richfag

>>25771197
I didn't have my social security card because my parents had it locked up and were out of town on my first day. They told me to come back on Monday, but today gave me a call to forget about it while I was making that post.

>>25771242
There are scholarships for underprivileged sandwich artists senpai.

>>25771270

Kek. Nigga, you got fired before you even started!

>>25771155
Doesn't matter, it also requires three previous employment job stuff.

>>25770619
That implies subway or whatever has like any required skill or effort in the first place.

>>25771332
This is the 2nd time I've been fired before I even started actually.

First job I ever got I didn't write down when I was supposed to start my first shift and just went by memory and ended up coming in on the wrong day, just to find out I was fired.

>>25771370
Is the school bust that picks you up smaller than the school bus that picks up the other kids?

>>25771356
It doesn't require three previous employment.

You don't have to fill that section out.

>>25770805
>puke as quietly as possible on the table
kek

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>>25771386
Naww bruh my niggi used to scoop me from my crib and we'd smoke bongs and blunts on the road down to school fuckin blasting wiz son whatchu kno bout me nothin getdafuk outa here

>>25771393
It said it was required and wouldn't let me leave them blank.

>>25771456
Says the paper, it's just some hiring manager that decides. He could just fall in love with your smile and hire you, fugg it. You don't have to.

>>25771197
>subway tuna
>fresh

LOL. Depends on what you consider fresh.

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>>25770619
quite

>got job as sandwich artiste
>first shift I get yelled at by an old man, a black couple and a few teenagers because I was slow or messed up their sandwiches in someway
>manager on duty comes up to me after my shift and tells me I have to be better if I want to keep up with the big boys
>What?
>You gotta be better than that if you want to stay in the majors, son.
>You're like 40 and a manager at subway, senpai. I'm 18 and this is my first job. It's my first shift. Cut me some slack
>Fires me on the spot

Fuck Subway

>>25771356
Yeah no. I only had one job previous before I got hired and I know people who have had it for their first job. Those are just there in case you had 3 jobs that you want to use for past experience.

>>25771548
Manager did nothing wrong. He obviously quickly deduced that you simply don't have the artisan touch and decided to the best thing to do was cut bait.

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>>25770619
Is it subway?

>>25771571
Maybe Anon is filling out an online app that requires the sections to be filled out. I

If so Anon, just write N/A in the fields where you have nothing to put.

>>25771456

Those pieces of paper are read by a human being that you can speak to and explain your situation to.

It's usually the same person who handed you that piece of paper to begin with.

>>25771679
Funny because the manager was definitely not an artisan when it came to making subs.

>>25771707
No I did online and paper. If I remember, online you added any work history you had and there was no 3 set spots. That is only on paper.
>>25771751
The Subways around here all have applications free to grab near the drinks. No one gives them to you, you just take one.

>>25771802
>The Subways around here all have applications free to grab near the drinks. No one gives them to you, you just take one.

1) Dial down the autism

2) You know what the fuck I meant. There is a person that works at the place you are applying to that you can speak to. Don't try to fucking tell me that they don't exist because you picked up a piece of paper.

>>25771761
If was a manager at Subway I can assure you he is a master craftsman. He was probably just lulling you into a fall sense of security to test you.

>>25771846
I know where stuff is at the place where I work, must be autism!

And yes you can talk to a person if you want to, but you don't have too.
Anyways, at the Subway I'm at, there is only one manager and usually she leaves anywhere from like 2-5 in the afternoon usually. After that, the only people to talk to are the 2 on the clock employees, and how much help are they?

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>get a job at a convenience store
>do everything to make myself presentable
>sucking on a mint the whole way into work
>get there
>Pakistani boss keeps telling me I smell weird and I'm going to scare off customers
>start getting up early to take a longer-than-normal shower before each shift, going out of my way to try and smell as nice as I can
>still tells me I smell bad
>eventually catch a cold
>tells me outright not to come back because I'm fired
At least nobody can smell me at my new job. Everything just smells like oil and burnt metal all the time.