Red flags for men Something that makes a guy look creepy and

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>I do it for free
>I take my job very seriously

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red flags for men
>autism
kek /thread

Red flags for women.

>iSN'T FROM EUROPE

>red flags for men
He browses robot9000.

red flags for women

>she doesnt like tom hanks

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>Red flag for men and women
I'm a feminist!

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>believes himself to be totally rational and totally incapable of any error
>brings up race, nationalism and immigrants in any conversation
>spends more time online debating than time socializing in real life
>is "political" without being a member of any actual political group or organization
>opposes what he calls "modernity"

Red flag for men and women

>"I'm an anarchist"

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>>25769835
Red flags for men

>he doesn't shave all of his hairs other than the top of the head
>he doesn't offer to split the bill
>he tries to talk to me about sports
>he won't give me a blowjob after our first date if it goes well

>>25769953
>I'm an anarchist

Fuck that shit! I'm getting out of that relationship, I refuse to sleep with anyone still in high school. My pants are an 18+ zone

>are pedophiles or covert pedophiles
>are "male feminists"
>have beards (why are you hiding your weak jaw line famalam?)
>he chases trannies

>is a feminist
>calls himself an intellectual
>calls himself a socialist/communist
>is otherkin or some of that sperg shit

>>25769897
enjoy your HIV infested niggerlover

>red flags for women
>"i'm a woman"

>red flags for men
>"i respect women"

>likes ketchup
>likes bbq sauce
>calls ketchup "catsup"

>>25770002

Fuck off Mystery. I am none of those things but still fuck you. In fact I completely agree with your tastes but still fuck you. I fucking hate female tripfags. And this is coming from a former tripfag who permanently changed a board's culture. You need to get the fuck out of here. Stop posting. I swear to god I hope you and your chad boyfriend both get hit in a car crash while you are on your way home full of sexual excitement and you end up with a piece of a car stuck your soft belly blood crusting around the wound and the skin slides along the metal as you struggle to breath your blood steaming in the snow and your eyes full of pain as you gasp desperately through torn lungs for air that you cannot have until reality grow more and more distant and fuzzy before receding forever.

>calls himself a communist or socialist
>supports Bernie Sanders
>thinks there's nothing wrong with third world immigration
>considers Islamic extremists to be the exception rather than the rule in Islam
>supports feminism and LGBT "rights"
>thinks there's nothing wrong with sexual promiscuity
>thinks fat fucks aren't disgusting
>has a beard
>wears a fedora
>owns Apple products
>is a vegan
>is anti-tobacco use but pro-marijuana use
>is against the war on drugs because it hurts black people
>is against the war on terror because it hurts brown people

etc.

>proud of his race
NEET keyboard warrior

>>25770257
unless he is black tho right?
k

>>25770193
Great, now I have to masturbate again.

>>25770266
Anyone who thinks being born a particular race is a personal achievement

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>>25769949
So your everyday 4chins lolbertarian conservative.

>talks politics on social media
>thinks fat is pretty

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>doesn't have a shiny, voluminous mane of long hair on his head

>>25770397
want 2 see mine

>>25770002
god you still here ? fuck off you piece of shit ... normie cunt ., i really really hope you get raped by a gang of niggers with aids ... god damn brainless prostitute.
fuck off bitch.

>>25770215
>women like this don't actually exist

watches anime

proud original

>>25770307
it's not an achievement. but being born with genius genes isn't an achievement either.

that doesn't mean some races aren't superior to others though, since they are

>>25770702
whatever makes you feel better famila

>she's a slut
>she's a feminist
>she's white
>she's from a white country
>she hasn't got female friends
>she disrespects her family or race

>likes Steven Universe

>>25770995
this, or any other similar tumblr animation like gravity falls

ITT 100% men.

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>>25771051

>I will never be a cute boy

>odd socks
>video game console in bedroom (living room o.k.)
>nervousness
>look of confusion when bartender asks pint or quart
>general aversion of bars/clubs
>dark circles under eyes
>slouch
>no friends/few friends
>no female friends
>never mentions father
>no interest in watching any sport whatsoever
>never smoked anything
>no coaster on desk
>two monitors
>furniture fully/partially obscuring windows

>>25770956
hi winky

>They wipe their poop standing up

Not even once

>>25770956
>muh respect for family
small dick asian man detected

i wouldnt want you in the first place

>>25771085
you'll never be a girl buddy

>>25770956
>muh -insert race here- excellence

Gross.

>>25771215
>gross
>I mean, that was super gross
>can he like... not?
>dude has problems.
>I mean, I guess it's okay being racist if you want to be a garbage human, but if you, like, don't want to be totally gross? Maybe don't do that
fuck off tumblr

quite literally kill yourself or at least attain enough brain damage so that you can no longer use the internet

>he's a racist
>he's a misogynist
>tries to disassociate from racism and misogyny by saying he's a "traditionalist"
>says he's a nice person
>posts nothing but hatred online

>>25771299
>cries racism
>calls me tumblr

what the fuck are you on about?

>>25771343
FUCK. OFF. AND. DIE. TUMBLR. FAGGOT.

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>>>25771115 >>25771160 >>25771215
Why do white girls get so angry when people point out they're shit.
Does it some from white beta's praising you all the time?

>>25771459
I'm not white nor a girl

>>25770956
w-what if I have no female friends because I have no friends at all?

>>25769909
>>25769949
>>25769960
>>25770066
>>25770149
>>25770215
>>25770257
>>25770397
>>25771086
>>25771136
>>25771303

Guilty of at least one thing in all of these posts, although some of them are only part-ways.

ie. I do the last couple wipes standing up partially when I'm just trying to make sure the outer sphincter isn't poopy, or for the long mane one- I used to have it past my shoulder blades but I donated it so I could find a job I didn't find one but I'm letting it come back in.

>>25771390
Not that poster, but are you feeling bamboozled sir?

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>>25771662
I'm shitposting. Don't take shit so seriously.

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>>25771667
>>25770397
Fuck it, I'll go ahead and ask too- was my hair nice?

I have better lighted pictures but with face.

>>25770215
L O S A N G E L E S
>tfw no nondegenerate waifu

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>he's below 8/10 in looks
>he's a manlet
>he's a dicklet
>he's poor
>balding

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Reminder: no matter what, women are always one male bitchslap away from being relegated to cattle status again.

They hate being reminded of that unpleasant fact.

>>25772055

N'ah, they have the big daddy government to protect them now. This is why they're flaunting around like they're hot shit now.

>"I play CS:GO!"

biggest red flag there is

>>25771086
>>odd socks
Shit taste tbqhwyf

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>>25772023
Nice bait familami

>>25772261

Keep fooling yourself, you know it's true.

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>>25771772
Hair too thin. Would not run fingers through romantically.

>he works at a body shop
>he carries around a clipboard
>he tries to swindle shekels out of you
>he goes to the back room for 10 minutes and doesn't come back

>>25772308
>Hair too thin
You're not judging based on that one cowlick of just a small amount of strands coming off of the back, are you? My hair is REALLY thick, at any length. That's why it curls into ringlets on the front (which you can see evidence of in that picture)

>Would not run fingers through romantically.
That privilege is spoken for, but I think you'd want to if you saw it in real life.

I'd try hard to prove you wrong but I'm a little miffed at you at this point.

>>25772311
>he quotes you for $7438
>he wants to replace your entire door
>he says it will take two weeks
>he leaves you feeling jewed

>talks about red pills

>>25772453
>she takes "the pill"

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>>25769981
>18+ zone

>>25772442
>She tries to short change you
>She only wants a quarter of the job
>She wants it done immediately
>She leaves you feeling used
I dont think so roastie.

>>25771086
>general aversion of bars/clubs
what is the appeal, really?
>dark circles under eyes
i can't fucking help it, my skin there is thin

>never mentions father
why should i?

>no interest in watching any sport whatsoever
why is this a bad thing?

>no coaster on desk
wat

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>>25772308
Of course you wouldn't, bitch. You'd be left without a hand.