>tfw too stupid to even boil an egg properly I just wanted

>>25768328
What procedure did you follow?

>>25768328
Explain this stupidity to us

Where did you fcuk up?

>>25768328
I fucked up a dozen eggs trying to hard boil them while drunk
just fucking boil them for 15min and then put them in ice water
use tongs
salt and vinegar added can help peeling the shells

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>>25768351
>place eggs in pot and fill pot with water until the water is one inch above the eggs
>boil for 15-20 minutes
>set the pot aside and let the eggs cool a bit
>drain lava water and replace with ice water
>let the eggs sit in ice water for about 10 minutes
>peel eggs
>white is wet sand and yolk is a soggy jawbreaker

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>>25768328
>>25768376
You guys are fucking dumb, all you do is put the eggs in water, bring the water to a boil, turn the heat off, and cover them for 12 minutes.

Actively boiling the eggs will make them too hard.

>>25768423
sounds more like a fucked stove
that should have worked

>>25768448
hard boiled eggs too hard?
wtf do you mean?
ive used that method for years and have always been pleased with what I got

>>25768423
>white is wet sand and yolk is a soggy jawbreaker
wtf

How old were these eggs?

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>>25768423
>let the eggs sit in ice water for about 10 minutes
why

>>25768474
Not old at all, they still had a week left.

OP here. I'll probably just go by walmart and get a thing of potato salad and egg salad. I don't have white bread anyway, just wheat. I expect it would taste like shit on wheat.

>>25768463
The eggs get rubbery and hard, my way is recommended by pretty much all chefs, look it up.

>>25768498
To cool them and stop the cooking process.

>>25768641
I'll try it out soon.

>>25768498
Always cool your calories anon