Describe your dream guy.
Would any real ""fembots"" date the guy on the right?
>makes at least 20$ an hour
>taller than me
>likes to cute post
>thin or skinny fat
>looks like pic related
Then why do chicks post about him on Twitter 24/7?
>is a member of a band,dont care howfamous
>is mike kinsella
Looks like moot but stronger
Moot is extremely hot IMO
>yfw you realize moot has Chad aesthetics
>yfw you realize moot is a /sleeperchad/ who made money off of Betas
Also, I find Paul Joseph Watson extremely attractive
Pic related is my dream. I like older guys.
>the female equivalent of a guy who is not fat at all is a fucking hambeast
to all roasties who would rate 80% of men as "below average" (statistically, every fucking roastie in existence): kill yourselves
>northern european facial structure
FTFY. men and women of other races rarely have those features while both men and women of nordic decent have those features. The dude looks like a fucking women
Lol, you don't know what you're talking about. Any guy can have a facial structure like that, all you need is High T levels and to chew tough foods as a youngster. Idk what you're talking about with your 'nordic onlyz' maymay.
>Northern European facial structure
>falling for the Northern Europeans are Vikings N' Shit so dey sexy meme
pic related, i love him so much dear god
There's just nothing particularly northern about those features, those are features you can find in Finland and in southern Portugal. Even in non-European caucasoid countries you will find them although the maximum caucasoid admixture is found in Europe and such countries might have some offputting features be more common, like semitic noses and baggy eyes for instance.
HOW? Look at his fucking muscular ass jawline dude.
Nah, he just grew up in China where they don't overprocess their food to the point where you don't even have to chew.
Not really. There are a million other androgenic features like jaw width,pupil size, bizygomatic width, eye height, eye size, forehead slope, hairline, nose and obviously the head in proportion to the rest of the body.
There are some interesting ratios that you should study, which are very good for differentiating male from female because it seems you're clearly blind. You call anyone with model like appearances "women."
The thing about models is that they combine a couple hyper feminine traits (thick hair, eye lashes, thin nose and features) with hyper masculine traits (defined jaws, narrow eyes, thick eyebrows)
pic:what actually makes a good trap
No, I mean explain how this Asian guy has a the same facial structure as OP. I don't need a 23andme, you just need to realize that Testostrone and chewing determines facial structure, not race. Race can determine some features like eye color and hair, but not things like a chiseled facial structure. Even that Native American high cheekbones thing is a meme.
First I'd need to know if the guy is pure and not a mutt.
Second, if he is indeed pure, an analysis of the size of his cranium features will normally tell you with a good precision if the person is a caucasoid, a negroid or a mongoloid.
Prominent features are indeed present in every race but the way they come out is not the same everywhere.
>Understands personal space and won't hate me if I want to be alone.
>Considerate, has a sense of humor and is empathetic.
>Has experience with or is comfortable dating someone with a mental illness.
>Lower than average sex drive.
>Ottermode body at most. The bigger someone is the more intimidated I am by them.
>pic related would be a celebrity crush, I guess.
>wants a beta provider
kek, yeh no. probably going to fuck that guys friend after you get off your period.
only pleb gays are into twink shit. us real gays are into pic related.
Now you're just being retarded, the differences are minimal to none. Other than Africans having a slightly higher predisposition to prognathism and Asians having slightly squarer faces. I can't think of anything that has to do with facial structure being effected by race. I think you've been on /pol/ too long.
I put lower than average sex drive because the idea of sex terrifies me.
>wants a beta provider
I ask for personal space and to be left alone for the other person's sake, not mine. I have issues with dissociation and paranoia. When I have an episode I tend to hurt and alienate the people around me. So I close myself off from the people I care about until it's over.
his identical twin brother has a man chin so one can assume he's got one too
Mother of god.
the chaddest of chads.
Yeah, sure mate. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Already did, here.
>minimal differences, doesn't really effect how muscles are formed (jawline, cheekbones)
>doesnt mind my retarded jokes and intense social autism
>has proper hygiene
>is not a fucking picky eater (someone has to eat the stuff I bake and it's not going to be me)
It's really weird I like chubby guy but don't feel attracted to big women. I actually like either petite or muscular/fit women
I know right? If you take the pigment out of their skin, they look *just* like Caucasians.
Technically two if you read the OP, but just look at all the men that women fawn over. They all have muscular jawlines.
This guy has almost exactly the same facial structure as the OP.
>implying Albinos don't look weird regardless of race
Technically 'Caucasian' Albinos pham, these guys look nothing like White people either.
(I know Indians can be classified as Caucasoid, but I'm talking about Europeans mainly.)
Here's a European albino, he looks pretty normal.
This is a bait thread people people try to bait each other but sure I'll give my honest dream guy:
>chocolate brown hair
>has a stubble
>blue gray eyes
>intelligent and witty
>somewhat optimistic about the world
>not a STEM fag or a Business fag, maybe an artist or someone who is pursuing academia
>passionate about his beliefs
>is an intense talker, can talk about anything with me for hours on end
>is also nervous about sex, does not want to rush it
>he loves me
Yes no female would date the hideous man on the left and a female equivalent would be pretty hideous too. But what I often do, when assesing woman's beauty, is to imagine her as a man or how her brother would look like. More often than not you can see that her genes are in fact shit and that you're just swayed by the long hair, makeup and clothing to think that she is beautiful. Remove all that stuff and see the face for the genes it carries (imagine a man) and you'll know the truth about a girl. These are the genes your kids would inherit in case you two had them. I would say 95% girls fail this test for me, but I'm above average looking. So in relation to that picture - many girls which are posted here and considered "hot" or "ok" (in various rate my gf threads) are really relatively ugly people, not much different than the guy on the right. Girls have this advantage of not being swayed by the guys looks at all - only the top 5-20% of the guy do anything for them in the looks department, while for guys I would say 2/3 of the (young) women seem kinda attractive.
Excuse me, a successful artist as opposed to one drawing furry porn.
Hey man, a lot of people have brown eyes. I'd be willing to risk not passing on my blue eyes if you met everything else.
Women cannot be robots and the notion of 'fembot' only encourages more normies to come to /r9k/
Most 'fembots' have
>had IRL and online relationships
>have lost their virginity
>are not ugly
>have men seek them out
>are just fat and blame that for being an outcast
>have beta orbiters who want to date them
>still in high school
I just want a fresh virile bull to satisfy my needs
Bulky, but not too huge.
you literally just listed a bunch of people who work on adventure time, a shitty show that is only popular because it appeals to intentionally quirky special snowflakes. why not just go to tumblr, the content would probably be more appealing to you than the content here.
Well first off what state do you live in? I don't want to pursue a relationship if it can be only online.
>I don't like the artists you listed so they don't count
Hey bud, I'm just saying there are successful artists.
Oh you want cartoon/comic creators. These people are usually pretty troubled and have developed their talents through years of isolation while growing up. Though I can see how this type of people would be a dream goal for a r9k female (shy awkward unsexy).
guys, this is the average fembot
>posts her ideal male on /r9k/
>guys instantly asking to date her
so lonely ;_;
jokes on you I'm a titless scrawny 25 year old ugly virgin who hasn't actually talked to a human being besides my parents in 3 years and last time I tried applying to college I started crying uncontrollably at the entrance and they had to the police.
Then again I don't come to this board often so I don't count.
>I go to college in PA and my house is in NC
My house is in Illinois and I go to college in Ohio. Is your college close to the border? Because unfortunately mine is on the very edgy of Southern Indiana.
and you'll still get boys dating you
"the world's ugliest woman" got a boyfriend. Men love saving damsel in distress because it makes them feel more like a man.
I am not optimistic about the world, in Stem.I guess you don't mean actually liberal, rather the nu-meaning describing neo progressive leftists. All the other parts are spot on. What could have been
If your version of "actual liberal" is just "EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! ANN RAND IS MY GODDESS" than yes I do not want an "actual liberal".
Any idea how long it takes to get from western Ohio to eastern? I do not have a car.
>>had IRL and online relationships
only friends but haven't dated
>>have lost their virginity
>>are not ugly
>>have men seek them out
well, yes, but only online
>>are just fat and blame that for being an outcast
not fat, actually underweight
>>have beta orbiters who want to date them
yes, again only online and im not looking for that
>>still in high school
It's not, it's the actual meaning. Constitutional rights for all independently of political and social leanings. If you think equal rights means a gay guy can run in a parade naked shouting stuff and a KKK member can't, you're not a liberal.
>not many friends, preferably none
>willing to let me control his life
>interests he knows a lot about
>skinny, brown hair, brown eyes
Anyway I'm leaving in a little bit so I'll just drop my throwaway email here. I'll respond back in a few hours. email@example.com
Hm? Who said I didn't believe they both had the right? I'm not a SJW. However I do believe in the importance of government intervention.
Sorry love, it's not going to work out. Trump is the only possible candidate out of the 3. You seem like a Bernie type. Bernie is weak and just panders with Utopian statements.
B U I L D W A L L
that's pretty ridiculous seeing as the president does almost nothing these days, just a bunch of empty promises in the form of addresses and whatnot, there is nothing to fear if Trump wins the presidency, at the very least we'll get a few laughs out of it.
Women are almost always liberal, what're you talking about?
Law wise, presidents are useless. However the president is the one in charge of our foreign policy. I do not want to live in a country whose only hope to prevent WWIII is that man.
Bernie isn't a loud narcissistic asshole but that does not make him weak.
>Dirty blond or brown soft short hair
>Soft rosy lips, not too big or too small
>Otter mode, skinny or skinnyfat
>Introverted like me but not complete social retard
>Doesn't drink or do drugs much, the less the better
No they aren't. They are neo progressive, left authoritarian. Just because they call themselves liberals doesn't make it so. They are for censorship of opposing voices much more than men, for example. This isn't liberal
>Bernie is weak and just panders with Utopian statements.
>posting build wall right after
>classifies socialism as 'utopian'
>"only possible candidate"
>haven't even begun primaries
>doesn't understand politics, probably just parrots whatever her Norman boyfriend says
Not as hot as Jake Gyllenhaal but I've always enjoyed the whole dark eyes, paranoid and maybe even hallucinating right now overall look. I would prefer if he was slightly homely or normal looking because I feel really uncomfortable around 8+/10 guys.
Height doesn't matter, but not fat. I usually like curly hair more than straight hair but it doesn't really matter either way. Only brown or black hair and brown eyes, don't like any other colors.
>Bernie isn't a loud narcissistic asshole but that does not make him weak.
But sitting by and letting BLM hassle him even though he's been protesting against racism since before any of them were born sure does.
In b4 "but that would just be giving them what they wanted!"
No, being a push over makes him weak. trump might be personally a narcissist, but he isn't retarded and has a strong will and a history of success. Look at Bernie's record and realize what he has voted for in the past in the Senate and understand he is a hypocrite .
Alternatively go to /pol/ and ask, they will be happy to oblige with backed-up facts
I really can't tell if it's bait or not because everyone has always told me my eyes are fucked because of how they look. I have the dark color under them. And it looks like I just personally witnessed the holocaust
>wall costs 10 bill
>illegals cost US 21 bil a YEAR
Socialism isn't utopian, Bernie's socialism is. Hillary is a murderer. I thoroughly understand US politics chap. So yeah, unless you think Cruz is beating Trump for the nomination, he is the only candidate
>being this /pol/ on /r9k/
>not focusing on my mans clearly flawed economic policies
fat but not fat enough to take part in obesity threads apparently.
nope, lost it to insane succubi.
>no self esteem
you got it.
need you ask? of course.
thank you for this bait, you did it as a joke but you're actually letting me pretend I'm as desirable as the normalfags that have taken this board for their own.
>Bernie's socialism is
Socialism and utopia shouldn't be used in the sentance tbhq.
>tfw you are everything on that list except the physical traits other than stubble and brown hair
>>Dirty blond or brown soft short hair
bright blond in summer, dirty blond in winter
>>Soft rosy lips, not too big or too small
>>Otter mode, skinny or skinnyfat
>>Introverted like me but not complete social retard
i am a social retard
>>Doesn't drink or do drugs much, the less the better
be my gf femanon
to buy her things and take her places because all women are whores. there's no such thing as mutual sex with women. they treat pussy like a commodity, but get offended when guys do too.
>very muscular and lean, like 185 pounds at 10% bf
>8 inch doodle
>and ofc extremely handsome
oh wait, im not a girl or anybody looking for a guy, i am that guy. been described as a "dream guy" several times
> unless you think Cruz is beating Trump for the nomination
You're forgetting Carson. You're also forgetting that the people who vote a candidate into presidency aren't the citizens and constituents of the country. Trump hasn't earned his party's support and that will ultimately lead to him not making it past the primaries.
I don't believe Trump is actually running with the expectation of being elected, I think his campaign is in lieu of having a reality show
That's shoe0nhead, a self-aware literal meme character
Jake English is my dream guy~ <3
The average millenial IS A MEME
It has always been this way. There's just more of us now. And it's more readily apparent to us because we can see all the memeing on the internet. Instead of thinking things are different 100 or even 1000 miles away
I can't say for sure, but it looks like a wig in the picture.
Note the frizzy, individual strands of hair. Note the amount of shine near her forehead. Look near her ear, and you can see a bit of her natural hair underneath. I think she may have shaved her sides for that. I know too much about this for a straight male : s
>>throwing their one chance at a presidency because they're not 100% with Trump
Face it, Carson is the candidate with the most universal
as in, "bi-partisan"appeal and second only to Trump at boosting his numbers with brief moments of brilliance or controversy. He's also black and has a "touching" story.
Republicans know they have to appeal to some sort form of "social justice" and what better foil to Hillary's feminism or Bernie's "class divide" than the race card?
>Sweatshop denim jacket
Thats clearly PLEATHER
If Bernie isn't nominated it's all over. Hillary is going to crash and burn, the dirt is surfacing. And she has all the party's support. Carson is way down and you are mistaken on Trump. He has a lot of appeal, leftist websites is not where you should get your news on him
> Hillary is going to crash and burn, the dirt is surfacing.
Implying there's enough dirt in the world to bury a Clinton.
Not to mention the FBI going berserk over the scandal, the pedo plane, the rapes, the silencings and much much more. A mountain to bury a giant
If one of the requirements isn't tall, the poster is a man.
>around the same height as me, so between 5'7''-5'11''(I'm 5'8'')
>fem/pretty boy types
>similar taste in music/anime/vidya (or at least open minded)
>would let me dress him up as a qt girl
i don't have a job that would support this yet but i want a house husband ;__;
Then you're what we call an anomaly and about as common as the girls who genuinely prefer brown eyes or balding males.
There's something wrong with you, you've been through shit. You're damaged goods. It's OK, we'll get through this
>around the same height as me, so between 5'7''-5'11''(I'm 5'8'')
1/2" if you want to be specific. If I wear a heeled boot I pass for 5'10" =D
I'm an introvert who learned to be extroverted. It's still draining when I have to make nice with strangers
>fem/pretty boy types
Metro, not very pretty or feminine. I have a babyface though.
>similar taste in music/anime/vidya (or at least open minded)
Tell me about yours
>would let me dress him up as a qt girl
No, but I would like to go shopping with you and pick stuff for you to wear.
>warm and kind
>millionaire so i can continue being filthy neet forever
desu moot is very cute
>passionate about something (video games don't count)
>sensual in bed
I don't like pillowy lips. I dig a beard, because shaved faces get like sand paper. No fatties, but chubby can be okay. Preferably does not have a history of dating Asian women (yellow fever).
not even slightly.
the neckbeardiest around.
fat but close enough.
>warm and kind
treat my friends well and enjoy listening.
very patient with people.
you know it.
yes, as long as you're not an obnoxious weeb.
>millionaire so i can continue being filthy neet forever
I'm NEET too so that's a bust.
so close yet so far, gonna win the lotto and become your one, wait for me.
>Preferably does not have a history of dating Asian women (yellow fever)
So I take it you're Asian yourself?
how do you feel about Latinos? No, I'm not trying to put myself out there, just for scientific inquiry. I've heard Asian females (Filipinos don't count) hate Latinos
I honestly don't know.
I haven't had a crush since like elementary school. Everyone just seems "normal" to me until I get to know them. I don't even feel attracted to people I recognize as being conventionally attractive.
My dream guy would be someone who understands me and is a genuinely good person. Someone who is logical and reliable, or just cute in the way that they have a nurturing personality.
filled this in for that femanon, hope she waits for me.
I love Fassbender but Lee Pace owns my heart.
I got a jobbut I'm always around. Still in disbelief about his thighs. Lee Pace Thread?
I lost my folder but I just went and got some to dump.
pic related 4u
All flat faced gooks need to be gassed
>All Latinos beat their wives, right?
That's a huge generalization, there's certainly a lot of machismo in most Latin American countries but I don't think a majority beat their wives. Behind closed doors the woman runs the house, and mothers are goddesses.
rather, hopeyou were being sarcastic, but I think you'll find that Latinos (much like Asians) assimilate easily a generation after immigrating.
>Probably white, any race is okay though (Asians are probably second best) - being british is god tier
>Ottermode or athletic body
>6.5-7.5 inch dick
>any hair color (dyed black is bed though)
>any eye color
>any amount of money
>job not required musician would be best
>dresses in an alternative style
>piercings and tattoos
>dominant and into bdsm
>angry and rough personality but can be gentle and fatherly with me
>hardened from shitty childhood, can relate to me
>mental health problems but doesn't whine about it and tries to deal with it himself but I'd help him and comfort him and help him find happiness
>some kind of problem like an addiction that I can help him with
omg!!! IM PERFECT FOR U RAWRZ!! <3 XD
>tfw cursed with big lips and will never get gf ;-;
This guy has one of the less definedand most narrow jawlines I've ever seen and there are a shit ton of girls saying he's handsome/cute in the comments.
Thanks that means a lot t b h was bullied for big lips a lot as a child
You're probably right I'm very neurotic and insecure
Even if they are normies because they eventually got gfs they still honestly believed they were robots for a long period of time so who's to say he's not one of those?
And why are you so pissed over me complimenting someone and saying optimistic things to someone?
Dude, I wanna uplift robots whenever I can.
I've heard of boys getting bullied for that.
It's funny. I've always been teased for having a tiny mouth/lips.
But I think full lips on both genders is nice. I'm always jealous of boys with full lips.
It really does sometimes.
You're just being bitter and grumpy.
Which you probably can't help.
I'm honestly sorry you feel so pessimistic, anon.
I hope your life gets better despite you giving up.
>20-40 years old
>livor mortis along his ass and back
>blisters along his arms or torso and face
>eyes receded or completely decomposed
god help me
Have you watched Wonderfalls yet? comfyshow
Still working on HACF since it keeps getting more seasons.
They all want to see Lee that's why
Doesn't matter about the shape, if you can see the actual jawbone than it's defined.
can we start out as platonic friends and you slowly gain an interest in dating men and eventually we date until you realize it was all a mistake and elope with this very cute girl you meet at the local bakery?
HACF seems boring. I am still disappointed that Hannibal got canceled before Lee Pace reunited with Bryan Fuller
If the guy in that pic and black hair and blue eyes he'd be pretty much perfect.
>easy to get along with
>attracted to me
>will have sex with me
>tfw dudes like that are way out of my league
Why do guys keep responding like this? Stop it. Leave me to suffer.
>HACF seems boring.
It is in the beginning, and every scene that involves women.
>I am still disappointed that Hannibal got canceled before Lee Pace reunited with Bryan Fuller
Oh baby, don't remind me.
>But I like a chubby kissless virgin turk right now.
>That's where it's at.
>tfw also a chubby kv turk
Where do I find girls like you?
>female from 4chan I'm talking to and like isn't around much lately
>have to stay strong and not leave a shitton of messages
>have to suppress intrusive thoughts of her seeind Chad
Debating just dropping this one and collecting a bunch of femanons in hopes of finally finding a good one that will actually talk to me, I mean that's what girls do right?
Seriously, just let women talk about hot dudes who would never give them the time of day. Let us feel. Thanks.
Is this /soc/? I'm not soliciting for a fucking bf. LET ME FEEL IN PEACE.
You literally dropped me for no fucking reason because I make you nervous. Are you really that sad that's how you treat people? You disgust me.
>mah bros xD
I sure hope she doesn't see me like this. I'd rather you just delete and block me than think of me as your "bro". That is a relationship exclusively saved for my best friends, not women who don't understand a true male friendship.
We've had this thread like 10 times and every single time it just reinforces the idea that average dudes are completely invisible to women.
What they consider "average" is like a half-chad.
Kinda wish I was never born desu
>hoped you weren't so spiteful
I hoped you weren't such a sperg. It's a shame you seemed like a good person. Hopefully you can find someone boring (you know who makes you feel absolutely nothing because that's the proper way to live life) to do drugs with and talk about your retarded cookie dough.
>really that sad that's how you treat people
Yes, you stopped responding out of nowhere and kept referring to everything you did as a "INTJ" trait. It was odd for me.
I tried to apologize for deleting you and told you that I was picky and bad with people. I don't hate you or something, I just don't think we would get along and I don't want to waste your time.
>>had what she wants offered to her
None of you are as pretty as the guy in OP's picture, you lying slut.
If this is how you are with everyone then I dodged a bullet you clearly aren't mentally sound you fucking wackjob
REMINDER to all robots. Any females that claim to robots are UNSTABLE and will drop you any chance they can. They aren't worth it. They are vapid cunts.
>brown or blonde hair
>doesn't shower very often
>won't mind me being crazy and possessive
>smoking, drinking, drugs and whatnot is fine
>not on therapy
you're completely justified, that retard actually bought into some astrology-tier garbage, deserves to die alone. and kek, now you see he was just another "nice guy" ready to lose his shit at the first chance.
I hope you're actually not that autistic to believe that has absolutely anything to do with astrology. You're a complete fucking retard.
what part of astrology-tier did you not understand? you really must be a retard because you would have realized I'm saying it's on the same level as astrology as in that it's bullshit.
get fucked you gay nigger, if you buy into MBTI you're a literal retard.
Considering you actually don't know the story and the dumb bitch lied about how many times I referenced it, you just look like a complete retard. It was stated one time. Not several. It was appropriate to add to the conversation considering all she had to say was about how she likes to do drugs and experiment with cookie dough. Nice.
Maybe we are cosmic twins though, if you believe in that shit too.
you mentioned it once, that's all it'd take to know you're a dumb faggot who should be avoided, the fact you came into this thread to complain about it only reinforces that.
>skinny fat, maybe slightly chubby
>5'8" - 6'1"
>good, dry sense of humor
I didn't say you had a healthy mind. Like I guess you're not used to people being nice to you? Would you rather me have treated you like the other guy did? Just because I "spook" you (which actually makes no sense considering I did nothing to provoke any of that) isn't a good reason to just drop someone without a real explanation. If you can't tell that's frustrating then you must be completely ignorant. As I said, bullet dodged I guess
>flawed economic policies
why do people assume that people who want to vote for Bernie do not understand economics, or Bernie himself does not understand economics?
No you dumb faggots, you guys just don't understand his policies and think it's just "gib monies" like a dumbass
I don't understand what the fear you currently have over posting your steam is.
firstname.lastname@example.org gonna use this email for about another couple days before dropping it, feel free to message me.
also, it's so fucking hard to complain about your baldness because there's always some retard that mentions some old ass celebrity and says "Lol he gets pussy", like fuck off my dude, when you lose your hair, you only have one look, and you can only attract a very small portion of girls, and have to act a certain way to attract those girls, and 90% of those girls are over 35, fucking kill me
just expressing my rage at every asshole that tries to downplay how shitty this is by talking about some stupid celebrity or talking about "confidence" (if you give anyone advice by using the world "confidence" you need to shut the fuck up for real and hit yourself in the head a couple times for being such a dumbass).
there will always be this one retard, actually hundreds of them that will try to say some stupid shit like "bro just lift and be alpha and don't give a shit and be a MAN", fuck you, I would rather look like the fucking Last Airbender or motherfucking Caillou than these weird sweaty looking actors.
honestly, I'm just going to commit suicide by the time I'm 21 or so, I've decided. I don't want to be "that guy", that involuntarily celibate dude who's like 30. I need to kill myself before that because that is just embarrassing.
no, what's sad is these dumb motherfuckers that are still alive and kicking because they're so good at deluding themselves into thinking everything is perfectly fine and kosher and life has never been better and what they couldn't get, they didn't want anyways
these are the real insane, mentally ill motherfuckers. I'm not gonna be that guy who's 30 years old, looks back at his life, and sees that he wanted many things, but couldn't have them, and he should just move on. That is just crazy pathetic. People are very good at deluding themselves.
>is willing to make racist jokes and just basically not get triggered easily
>deal with my ironic jokes
>be able to make me laugh
looks stuff (not as important really. ill fall in love with anyone's whos nice to me)
>dark long-ish hair
I am afraid of death, like most people. I'm not going to opt to die until something else does that for me because I want to waste so much time as I can on this life before experiencing death.
I wanna live, everyone wants to live. I just cringe at the idea of what my life is gonna look like after this point. It's just not fun, and if it's not fun, then there really is no point.
if you spend every day in incredible stress and mental anguish, then you can maybe understand. it may seem petty over something like male pattern baldness, but I have never been emotionally stable or socially successful, even before this male pattern baldness thing. This thing is just the nail in the coffin, as I will not have anybody to comfort me either. Feels like my whole youth was taken from me, man. I don't want to be old, but I am forced into it at 18. It's fucked up man, but the worst part is the absolute garbage advice people give. Maybe I wouldn't be so frustrated if there wasn't an asshole at every corner that says 'shave it and grow a goatee and LIFT bro", like seriously those people can just die, they are so annoying, I hate them more than anyone else in the whole world. Just let me be a balding weirdo in fucking peace, without the mentally retarded trying to guide my existence.
how tall are you? Middle Eastern is oddly specific
are you the poster that keeps posting about how "Middle Eastern guys are hot" or something?
we're all anglophones here dummy
a slim pasty goth/metal/all black wearing long haired oddball who wants to dote on a fat chick who also likes to wear all black.
i just want a dark brooding cutie to give me affection and let me smother him with smooches and cuddles in return
why cant life ever be simple
>sarcastic personality, guys who are sarcastic and condescending on the outside but have a soft spot
>wide range of interests, I find myself attracted to guys who have different interests than me, you'll never have a boring conversation
>into true crime
>SEXUALLY OPEN MINDED AND ARE PREPARED FOR REALLY KINKY FETISHES
>average looking, no one above 6/10
>likes vidya and scary movies
>N E R D Y this is a must I am only attracted to nerds
>depressed guys, I don't know why but it's easier to relate and I find they make better partners
>I like guys who inherently hate others to a certain extent
Appearance doesn't play a big role for me, personality above everything else.
>average looking, no one above 6/10
we were not meant to be, for i am too beautiful for you
Well, he has a strong brow. Europeans generally have low, flat brows (flush with their noses). It is their depressed eyes that give the impression of a brow ridge. However, an actual brow ridge is more of a protuberance that encircles the eye. If you look at our ancestors, they have humongous brow ridges but open looking eyes.
lmao so lets say u do like a jew nosed, oily haired, pimply, baggy eyed loser. you wont like my annoying personality. plus you being an 8/10 is way too much for me and i would not be able to talk to you
o im laffin
I've been here since /r9k/'s inception, I'm not going anywhere, faggot
i did fuck off and take my self pity elsewhere, i ended up on r9k. also you just told me i was wrong when i said i was a 3/10 and i thought i should tell u what i look like, sorry i guess idk
>mfw when she describes a guy exactly like me
what pictured in my mind as i read this
o-okay! have a good day.