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>Show this picture around at work
>People are disgusted, won't talk to me for the rest of the day
>Later I'm called up to my boss
>Told I'm being let go for showing inappropriate pictures involving children
>Try to explain
>He just shakes his head in disgust and tells me to leave or he'll call the cops

Welp, I'm out of a job. How was your day?
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>showing normalfags anything "weird"

you should just have taken a picture with the latest dank meme, which only would have lead them to believe you're stupid, which is better than being fired
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>>25768119
kek. saved to commemorate your fuck up
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fake and gey
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Hairy asshole on a baby, what did you expect you sick pedo fuck. Yes, Im mad! Fuck you.
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>>25768119
Bullshit this is on front page of every newspaper and every facebook under The illusion that shocked the internet.
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it took me quite a while to realize that wasn't a hairy man's buttocks
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his ear looks like an arsehole
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>>25768150
>showing normalfags anything "weird"

Indeed, why are normalfags so dull fucks, honestly? It's like they would fall for those "one weird trick" ads or at least think they are legit.
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lmao. if this is true, you're a fucking moron... Normies dont tolerate any kind of edgy humor with children
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>be boss of company
>hear rumblings of that smelly weird guy showing disgusting pictures of child abuse
>call him up to my office
>he tries to explain what the picture is
>at first I see a hairy ass over an innocent baby but then I see it's a man's head
>the autist drools on my desk
>I fire him
>get a raise of my bosses
>employees are thrilled
>morale boosts 100%
>productivity increases
>we all get bonuses
>I'm a hero
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>>25768119
>Being that one guy who shows normalfags funny internet images
Cringe as fuck.
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>>25768119
I still don't know what's going on in that picture
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how do you would explain this?
enjoy neet days
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>>25768262
>caring what your dipshit co-workers think about you and trying to act normal

I didnt know the Beta Male Circus was in town
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>>25768225

a furry will show furry gay child porn to his gay pedo furry friend, and they'll think it's a nice pic
if the furry shows it to his neo-nazi skinhead friend, the nazi will think his friend is mental disabled
if the nazi shares a "like if all muslims should be massacred" pic on facebook, his peers will enjoy it, while a neet redditor might get triggered
if a reddit shows a stupid "lol looks like this guy is shitting on this baby xD" pic to his ledditor/4chainning friends, they will find it funny, but his co-workers won't
it's just varying degrees of what is considered normal and what is used to being seen and the style of entertainment a social group is used to
children/babies/soccer moms are at the top, normies are nearby, neet friendless weirdos/creeps are below, literal autists are at the bottom
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>my aunt is my bff
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>>25768319
If you are OP then it sounds like you are the one who actually cared more.

What did you want when showing this stupid meme image? You probably wanted them to think you were a funny guy or some shit. You wanted their normalfag validation.
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>>25768302
bald, shirtless guy is kissing a baby on the cheek.
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The "you have been visited by the anal baby shitter etc." one made me lose my shit for a straight 5 minutes but I sure as hell wouldn't show it to a normalfag.

Hell, I wouldn't show anyone something I consider funny because I don't like it when someone pulls that on me (and also because I understand that I laugh at really dumb shit). It just never works, the other person has to fake a chuckle awkwardly. Stop doing it, you autist.
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>>25768119
no, no OP, it doesn't work like that. if you want to be popular to normies, you have to be a sheep, NEVER directly challenge someone else's idea and MOST IMPORTANTLY VINES VINES VINES VINES VINES
black tweeter works too
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what is even happening in that picture
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>>25768482
Not necessarily, but you can judge their character by seeing their reactions and possibly make friends. Although I most often use music instead of images
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>>25768119
U brought it on yourself OP.
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>>25768617
Haha I could fap to that. Haha joking not joking
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>>25768150
To be fair this was all over imgur which is normie central and I assume it was spammed over facebook too
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>>25768119
Things that didn't happen: This
(robot can suck muh dik)
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>>25768754
> imgur which is normie central
autism: the post
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>>25768119
Daily reminder that this is the type of reaction normies will have to you if you're going bald/are already bald.

It's over.
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>>25768877
it's true though faggot
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>>25768150
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>>25768173
>>25768225
>>25768245
>>25768235
>>25768304
>>25768482
>>25768536
>>25768531
>>25768617
Newfag central in this thread
I didn't think this many people would be dumb enough to fall for this bait
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>>25768993
Well, I fell for yours.
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>>25768206
holy shit. I just noticed its the guy kissing the baby and not shoving his naked ass into its face
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>>25768993
new fag here
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>>25768119
Thats fucking retarded and you can only blame yourself
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>>25768576
>judge their character

"It was just a social experiment bro xD"
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>>25768235
Learned this the hard way myself.
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>>25769119
"Twas merely a hypothesis by the nature of human expectation!"
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Just showed this to my coworker and he thought it was funny. He's a turbo normie Mexican guy.
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>>25769288
Minorities can't be normies, you imbecile.
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>>25769317

Wow I haven't had an inconsiderate white privilege moment like that in months. I thought I had gotten better. You're right. I apologize.
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>>25769317
>Minorities can't be normies
fuck off shitskin, minorities are applauded and protected for being "different" by other normies and thus have an EASIER time fitting in than an awkward white person
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Why is front page reddit shit still getting posted here?
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>>25768119
This did not happen.

Honestly, I believe this thread to be thinly veiled bait that is fishing for CP. I should report this shit.
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>>25769636
How do you know it was on the front page of Reddit?

nothing personnel, kid
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>>25768424
>You will never court and date a qt redheaded elf with a prankster friend
Why even live, sexually nibbling on human ears is just weird.
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Tfw I almost did the same thing and stopped when I remembered that the Internet does not equal real life.
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>>25768119
Is that a bald guys head next to a mirror?
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>>25769317
holy fuck, I need to check my privilege

whoa

minorities that arent asian have a much easier time being normies because they're stupider though
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man that pic took me a loong time to decipher.
Whew now I can sleep now that I know what that crippled asshole looking thing is.
It's nothing bad at all after all... which is kind of distarbing
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I thought I was the only one that spams normie group chats with gore/bestiality/cp
>tfw the chads actually think I'm doing it for the lulz
>you're fucked up in the head bro for having so much shit on your phone haahauha!!
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>>25770314

Enjoy getting v&.
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>>25770416
Enjoy being a pathetic little beta
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>browsing /fit/
>scroll through the page on my phone to find someone posted a female nipple
>all of a sudden my office phone rings
>its my boss he says he wants to speak to me
>walk into his office immediately get shot in the thigh by a black cop
>my boss takes some sea salt in his hands and grabs my thigh "pornography at work?"
>another cop rolls in with the wooden horse and begins sodomizing me
>my parents both die and i feel it through a physic connection
>rich piana suddenly dies
>they tattoo me with a misspelled phrase on my back in large lettering
>a black guy fucks an asian girl in front of me as im strewn on the wooden horse
>bernie sanders becomes president
>i wake up in a jail cell two hours later as a stage 3 tranny
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>>25769040
>saving thumbnail
>still calling people who browse r9k newfags
r9k is just ded
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>>25768119

Is it me, or does his ear kinda like look a butthole from this angle?
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>>25768119
Holy shit did it take me a while to see it correctly
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>>25769743
It's been posted like crazy. Hoards of other people have said it was front page reddit shit.

I opened up reddit.com and it was one of the top 5 posts on the home page. Turns out they were right.
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>>25771126
holy shit
pic related is so fucking hot

more plz
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>>25768119
reminds me of pic related ORIGNING AL COMMENT
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>>25771287
kek same here. i looked harder after i saw your comment. at the start all i could see was a deformed ass
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>>25771126
this picture is fucking horrific
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>>25768119
you are out of a job because you have a pic of some bald guy kissing his kid on the cheek?

pretty sure you can sue them for it

so this is a made up story
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>>25768617
well done
also originality
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>>25771726
i just realised i have this one
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>>25772828
and this originality
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>>25772847
lastly this
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