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>tfw you just realized you're almost a carbon copy of your genetically inferior father
But here's the twist: IM A WORSE VERSION OF HIM. A VIRGIN VERSION OF HIM.

The epitome of natural selection.
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Don't worry ok, your dad was a virgin too
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My father is alpha and I'm a failure, he likes to brag about how he fucked so much pussy at my age
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>>25767852
>tfw chronically depressed just like my dad
A-are you me?
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>>25767852
I'm like that too, except my father has a really good job and i'm a neet.
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>>25767852
I am the polar opposite of my father
literally every trait he has, I have the opposite
>he's loud and confident, I'm timid
>he values relationships and loves to be around other people, I don't
>He's bad at all technical/abstract thinking, I'm good at it
>he's very emotional and quick to anger, I'm a schizoid
etc.
I'm not convinced he's my biological father, we don't even look similar.
or maybe I'm just autistic
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Eternal recurrence, my friendo.
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>>25767852
How do you know he isn't a virgin as well?
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>>25767962
>>25768191
uh because he fucked my bitch mom?
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>dad works 24/7 only taking 2-3 days off a year
I sit on my ass 24/7 and you'd be lucky to get a full day of work out of me
>dad is sociable and knows a lot of people, literally walked around in a parking lot and found someone he knew to give him a boost for his car
I have 0 friends, not even a single online friend and of course I'm a virgin
>he has to constantly learn about new stuff for his job because the industry he's in is constantly evolving
I quit community college after 2 weeks, I can't even succeed in an online course
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>>25767852
>tfw Im 5'11 by the eigth grade
>father is 5'6
>grow to 6'2
>has to look up at me to yell at me
>Literally raised by an inferior manlet
>Find out both gr8 grandpas 6'7 or some crazy shit

Thank u gr8s
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>>25768373
>dad is 6'0"
>be 5'3"
Here's the kicker: I have 3 brothers who are all taller than me
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