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>be 25
>lost virginity last month at Senior's home
>still have relationship with old woman
>get paid for cuddling and feeding her

Ask me anything. This is a great job for NEETs.
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you look strange and ugly but i can see why some girls would be attracted to you.
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>>25767659
does she just wanna fuck 24/7 or do you have to talk to her, change her diapers and such?
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>>25767740
No, she doesn't have diapers.
She only wants to fuck when she's drunk.
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>>25767659
Give that bitch a hip replacement!
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How old is she exactly? How big is your dick? How does that even happen?
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>>25767828
Her hips are fine, possibly a tad brittle but I won't sit on her or anything.
She is defo not a bitch, she's a great lady actually.
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>>25767861
61. My dick is average, maybe a little smaller. How does what happen? The fucking?
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>>25767902
>How does what happen?
Getting paid to fuck and cuddle some old woman.
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How does her pussy look
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>>25767908
Literally just go at a Senior's home, befriend a woman.
Make sure she is really lonely and she'll be grateful for your visits. One night you're drinking wine and giving her a massage and you know what.
Then say you're busy and can't come anymore and she'll try to make you stay.
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>>25767975
>Then say you're busy and can't come anymore and she'll try to make you stay.
Something like this?
>sorry I can't stay, I'm pretty broke and I have a another part time job I really don't like to give me extra money
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Pics of her, or someone with comparable looks.
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this is fucking gross
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>>25767659
how old are we talking about? 60`s?

not going to touch anything older than 62, fuck no
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this

this is why i still come here
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>>25767950
Well, it's hairy. That's about it. I demand her to take a shower every time I come by. She used to do it only once a week but I straightened her out.
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>>25767990
You've learned well sonny.

>>25768009
I've already said it. 61. She doesn't look bad at all for her age. But still.
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>>25767659
Did she open up your eyes with her experience?
Does she kinky shit?
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>>25768551
Yes, she had 4 husbands. We talk a lot about relationships and shit, I always ask her for advice.
Kinky? I call her mee-maw.
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ugh thats disgusting
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>>25767659

I've actually been thinking about this.

I have a pretty twinkish muscular body when I work out.

How do you find an old hag to pay you?
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>>25768863
hang out by the adult diapers at your local grocery store
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why are you pretending to be fatlifts
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>>25768967

I get what you mean but I'm a robot at heart, I can't just hang around mature pubs and afterhours clubs.
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>>25768106
THen you have to post pictures. All I can picture is some disgusting wrinkly old bitch
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