ITT: Traits for identifying robots in the real world
>Thin wire-framed glasses
>Sit with their laptop screen facing the wall, or else looking around nervously when they open it
>anime profile pic
>plays lol or dota
>has a walking cane without being handicapped
>tfw you literally wear those runners everyday coz they're super comfy and molded perfectly to your feet after 8 years
how to spot a robot:
commuting for work past 10pm.
a man passed the age of 27.
riding on the bus, not sitting next to anyone.
doesn't have friends, doesn't have social media accounts
doesn't have a cell phone or a car.
doesn't have cable, doesn't live in a city or close to one
doesn't have electricity, doesn't shop at grocery stores, shit and piss outside of the house
>has female friends but never flirts with them
>goes on and on about how you should install linux
>shows all his cool laptop commands and shortcuts
>wears the same shirt two days in a row or more
I look normal, except my jeans and shoes are a bit dirty from all the mud and puddles on the sidewalk, my hobo beard isnt trimmed and I havent smiled this year.
Honestly people just think I'm tired.
>badly fitting jeans minus belt
>10 year old sneakers or those black mcdonald autism shoes
>shopping at 3am in a 24 hour supermarket
>wearing a fanny pack
>every man over 27 is a robot
>tfw 22 and shop with my mom
S-she wanted to help me pick out clothes is all.
It's your mother. She's at least 20 years older than you, probably closer to 30. There's a huge likelihood that she's out of touch with what young men wear, doesn't want to splurge on anything (Target chic, anyone?) and you look like you're incompetent at taking care of yourself.
If you want advice, take your fashionable male friend. Hell, scroll through /fa/ for 2 minutes, read a quick guide online, look at what the men with gfs in the store are wearing.
>clothes shopping with his mother past the age of 18
This is unironically a good indicator.
It means you haven't developed the social skills to understand what looks good on you and interact with salesmen.
I know because I still have a hard time shopping alone.
The reason being that my mother never told me "have X money to buy clothes you need anon"
She would take me to the stores she liked, make me wear the clothes she wanted and keep asking if "I'm really sure I don't like it" until "we" bought it.
Ever since realizing what caused my problem I firmly believe that such autism is almost always the result of shitty parenting.
who gives a shit about 'fashionable' clothes from walmart
I have a girlfriend and a stable job (who the fuck knows why I browse /r9k/), and pretty much just buy whatever looks normal and fits me. Nobody gives a shit.
My point is, the clothes I wear are not all that much different than what my mother would buy me.
It's pretty hard to mess up normie fashion, just copy whatever the reasonably successful 20-30 year olds of your gender are wearing. Don't take advice from fucking /fa/ or any other fashion-centric internet communities if they tell you anything other than "look like a normie".
>Mom gets out of jail
>She wants to take me clothes shopping
>She starts to pout and cry when I say no
>End up putting it off, but she thinks we will eventually
Jesus fuck, woman. I don't WANT to be an autist. I can shop for myself.
>She can take care of me
She was a mediocre mother who spent most of my childhood in jail. If she could take care of me then, she can't take care of me now. She just wants to play pretend.
>Could take care of me
I meant couldn't. Fuck.
>stares at ground while they're walking
>never swings arms they're always in pockets/checking phone/watch
>accidentally says sorry after someone holds open door for them
>panics when alone and they see another lone person walking the opposite way towards them just because they're going to have to walk past them
i do all of these
100% indicator (obviously only applies to males): sits with crossed ankles
When normies see a man do this, they know he's autistic and not worth interacting with.
>>plays lol or dota
Dude, those games are normie af. My best friend from hs is an uber chad and he's a local lol champion and another chad from college is the leader of his dota league.
>mfw I always sit like this even when I'm alone
>I firmly believe that such autism is almost always the result of shitty parenting.
i'm really 50/50 on this.
my parents picked out some good stuff for me. when you're in school, people focus on *what* you're wearing - not *who* picked it out. in general anyway. if i had picked my own stuff, 100% of the time, i might have looked even more autistic than i did. not even the style of the clothes. but just being reminded to literally buy new clothes because the old ones looked bad.
at the same time, choosing clothes is a part of forming identity. and even if parents don't know psychological concepts like that, they should recognize that it's part of learning basic independence. parents completely fucking baffle me when they coddle children to the point of not knowing stuff like how to pick out some essentials.
Of course all of the 18 year olds who are dressing themselves for the first time and pahjeet transfer students wear shitty clothes, thanks for the update.
People don't care about clothes in college so everyone looks bad
I bet someguy could get away with it if they were a manlet.
Honestly, when an adult male goes out with their mom and they're noticeably taller than her, it just immediatly spells out autism to other people.
>gutter punk chad
I actually knew a girl in high school that cheated on her bf with one of those pieces of shit. He was 6'3 and covered in shitty scratch tattoos, and gave her hepatitis.
I've been wearing the same shirt, jeans and boots for 2 months. I hardly wash them and don't much care to. I don't care what people think of my hygiene because I have before and been burned badly for it. I live on my own and haven't made a new friend since 2012. I lived with mom until 22 and just got out of their house. I literally don't talk to anyone because I have social anxiety. I can only post in r9k to socialize.
Is it because he's tall so him being an adult stands out more. Or is it only okay to shop with your mother if you're a short adult, because short people can't reach? Honestly, to me, I don't care what your height is. If you're an adult and still shop with mommy, somethings off or you were forced.
>not alternating sitting positions
You are the autist. If you cross your ankles and look uncomfortable then you are uncomfortable and autistic. I splay my shit out all the time but also cross ankles even when I am telling jokes and yelling shit all over the place. If you are being conscious about your every movement you are fucked.
Autism is a meme desu:
>be born with shit genes
>become outcast by peers
>never develope social skills
It's almost become pop culture, because people seem to think that anyone with even the slightest quirk has autism.
>Chad flatemate on campus LITERALLY played LoL and shit often
>was pulling pussy every week or more
>his friends were also pulling pussy
>would come back to apartment smelling of weed and sex
>was drinking almost every night
>exercised like a motherfucker yet was a passive aggressive bitch nigger
>tfw I shop for clothes with my mother
I pick everything out, though. I do it for the much more autistic reason that I can't drive
because I actually do have diagnosed autism.
I do all of this sans the autism shoes (I do still own a pair, but never wear them), too.
He is constantly judging people around him, wil try to steer convo,0 will power, not mature at any level and thinks he above people simply because he can put them in a category.but yo feel bad for him hes got it bad.
so for everyone here debating about fashion, it's simple, the better looking and fit you are in general the more clothes you can wear, a 10/10 could wear fucking sweatpants with sandals and still look fashionable, on the other hand if you are fat and ugly then very little will make you look good and you should focus on losing weight and growing a beard to hide your face or something.
> How is it that every man with a severely nasal voice is also a total autist? Does autism change your vocal chords?
I majored in a nerd/autist topic and about a third had deep voices. Many did have a nasal voice though.
Some of them speak really fast, that's one good autist detector.
> tfw deep voice
> tfw it's the only thing you've got complimented on
> be 14, a friend who's a girl used to call me
> once she passes the phone to her friend
> "wow, you have a really sexy voice"
>being autistic but desperate to fit in you accidentally reveal you think autism shoes is about the brand!
Silly autist, always missing the point badly.
Not while autism shoes exists they're not.
Definitely right up there with dadcore jeans and baggy cargo shorts.
>Mom/Dad blue jeans
>always touching his glasses
>wolves on his tshirt
>dbz/naruto/kingdom hearts/random anime/random anime symbols on clothes
>60 frames per second ONLY
>PC gaming ONLY
>xbox has no games
>always wiping hands on pants
>doesnt wash hands in bathroom
>jerking off in communal bathrooms
Fuckin dweebs you disgust me
forgot those dusty ass shoes you fuckheads have been wearing since 2009.
What the FUCK is wrong with you people...how can you be so unself aware. dress like you at least give an iota of a fuck. your shoes are the worst thing of all
anything that you can wear and not look like you drive a soccer team in van every weekend. dont roll the legs up into a collar dont have the waits super high up on you ...just dont look like an asspie
theyve done studies and basically autism is usually caused by over protective parents. you gotta cut them fuckers off and assert yourself as a MAN and just sink and swim on your own to get out of it
Skinny jeans if you want to be uncomfortable and regretting your purchase later. Skinny jeans are going out of style soon too, imo.
Slim or slim straight jeans are comfortable, not too baggy, and not too skinny.
Also if you're looking for sweatpants, buy jogger sweatpants. Theyre warm and comfy, which is ideal for being a lazy robot. Also they're stylish, if you care about that. Just don't by joggers with crazy patterns on them, buy solid colored ones.
>shop with mum as a teen
>she picks out some ugly shit
>"I don't like it"
>"I will not wear it, you can waste money if you want but it will sit in my drawers unworn until we give it away, I promise"
>she doesn't buy it
Assert yourself you fucking beta cuck
>Sit with their laptop screen facing the wall, or else looking around nervously when they open it
I used to do this but then I realized no one cares what the fuck I'm shitposting about at a coffee shop. the most autistic thing I have about me is probably the fact that the back of my laptop is covered in a bunch of different anime stickers. Not even really hated on about it ether more often then not I'll have someone start a conversation with me because they recognize a character.
going to the store with your mom doesn't mean she's the one picking out clothes for you, bruv. I go with her precisely because I don't trust her to pick out clothes for christmas or whatever. And we save the trip by going together instead of doing our shopping separately
My brother turns 20 in a couple months and is the textbook definition of an aspie. He's been coming on 4chan for years. Doesn't drive, doesn't wash, room is a disgusting mess, has only three or four shirts, including a Minecraft one and a WoW one, and two pairs of jeans, both of which let his ass hang out, can't interact with people face-to-face without acting like an awkward faggot, eats only frozen hot pockets and microwave popcorn. Is it too late for him?
Not quite, but he's definitely on the border. After your early 20s you're pretty screwed.
Does he seemed depressed at all? The problem is, if he's happy or even mildly accepting of his pathetic life, he has no incentive to change. Especially if he's being supported by your parents.
I'd ask him if in five years or so, if he was still where he was right now, if he would be happy. If he says yes, he's doomed himself. If he says no, remind him that his life will stay stagnated unless he strives for change.
Also remind him that his lifestyle just isn't sustainable. When he's 20, he's barely an adult and still has some "wiggle room" in terms of responsibility. But what happens when his room gets infested with roaches? When a chauffeur won't be readily available? When in five years, everything he's ever worked at is null by the time he logs off the game?
Of course, I don't know your brother. Maybe he has a job/goes to school and sustains himself just fine, and is just a little immature. In that case, just be up-front about if he smells or looks dorky and the value of presenting yourself well and staying hygienic. Social skills might never improve, but everything else is a relatively easy fix. He'll always be a sperg but he can at least be a clean sperg.
>implying he's not a janitor moderating this thread right now
IT'S BEEN TOO LONG... BROTHER.
>plays videos games
>posts on r9k
>Dude, those games are normie af
league maybe, dota is dead as fuck on the otherhand though.