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I am 22 years old and have never had cake.
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I am 22 years old and have never had cake.
I have tried and failed, no matter how often I try I can never seem to get any cake.
Some people ask my why it's such a big deal to me.
>Sure cake is nice, but it's not everything
>It's not as big of a deal as you make it out to be
>Why do you even care so much? I promise you once you've had cake you won't care nearly as much anymore
They will never understand. They had their first cake when they were young. It was completely natural for them. Maybe they didn't even appreciate that there are people who have never had cake before they talked to me.
They will never be able to understand what it's like to be 22 and still have no hope of ever eating a cake.
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What

Pls be original
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>>25765810
Well, in my country it's legal to sell cake and many are selling. If you can't figure out how to get free cake, you could go and buy some.

I could also give you a couple of tips how to eat cake for free but I'm not sure that is what you want to hear, is it? Btw. I had my first cake at 22, too.
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>>25765810
Getting a cake to eat is easy anon. You just need to put yourself out there and be yourself.
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>>25765810
>>25765810
Yo, OP! Are you still here? I tought we were going to talk about cake?
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You're all idiots. Op is clearly trying to use cake as a symbol for sex. Something apparently EVERYONE fucking has, but we can't get.
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>>25766610
>symbol for sex

Are you stupid? He clearly said cake.
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>>25766610
shut up you fucking autist
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>>25765810

I love you OP I hope that one day our paths cross and we can eat cake together. Take care
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Ask your mom to buy you one next time she goes to the store
Get chocolate or die
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I had my butthole cake and it hurt.
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>>25766643
u so mad lol
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I love those Pepperidge farm cakes, those are amazing. Coconut is the only flavor I buy.
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>>25765810
I had a gf and she always made great cakes all the time, for years. Now she's gone, and I'm cakeless. I feel pretty shitty myself anon. Imho despite popular belief, it's better to have never caked at all, than to have caked and lost.
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Fucking isn't going to fix your autism, just kill yourself.
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>>25765810
Did you never received a birthday cake as a child?
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I made a cake once and it was nice.

I can't make a women who loves me, however.
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Having cake isn't everything, not having it is.
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