>Hi sir i'm here for the job interview How do you respond?

i don't work here, sorry

>>25765760
Good to see you son. Before we start let me ask, how much weight can you lift? with you ears

Your hired xD

You got the wrong place man, I'm just a humble neet.

"Nice eyebrows"
"Thanks, drew em myself."

At least not nigger. Have a seat and lets review your resume.

>>25765760

Really?

This comment is not originallllllllllalalalala

>>25765760
I don't hire mutants, sorry senpai.

I'm sorry but I think you have the wrong address. The circus is three blocks west.

>>25765760
So I see here you've done many gay anal scenes but this will be your first horse penetration

>>25765760

I don't blink unless it's a customer facing position.

Those kind of implants take dedication and planning to get.

>>25765760
HOLY FUCK AN ALIEN!

Please proceed to the mandatory metal detector door test.

>>25765760
I tell him to go to the MRI room and watch his head explode and laugh.

>>25765760
Oh, I'm applying too you have to speak to that lady over there
I wouldn't bother though, you look like a degenerate piece of shit and people don't tend to like having those serving them food
I suggest you go somewhere else, perhaps a tattoo parlor would be more your speed eh buddy
WOAH, WOAH
WHY ARE YOU GRABBING ME, HELP
HELP SOMEONE

>>25765760
Yeah it's over there in the room marked "Gas Chamber," the one with a line of big-nosed people waiting to get in.

>>25766058
>>25765835
>>25765827
this kind of discrimination won't be tolerated as soon president hillary is in power

>>25765760
>be me
>go apply on a job
>wearing button-down shirt, necktie, khakis
>woman says "here's an application sir, let me know when you're finished"
>filling out the application
>some dude throws the door open
>doesn't walk to the desk
>takes like 4 steps into the room
>looks around for a couple of seconds
>yells to no one in particular "ARE THERE ANY JOBS LEFT?"
>woman straight up lies to him
>"i'm sorry, all of the training classes are filled"
>he leaves
>she looks at me, shakes her head, and makes some comment about "following the rules of society"

tl;dr - the way you're perceived matters. and "no" doesn't *always* mean "no"

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>>25765760
I'd introduce him to Donald Trump as his new press secretary."the young voters will LUV him,totally exploitable demographic! "

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Doesn't get shit get trapped in the little crevices between the metal and skin? That's disgusting. It even looks like that panty is bolted to his head. How do you clean around that properly? Fucking disgusting.

>>25765760
Honestly I will never hire anyone with visible tattoos or piercing. In America are we legally allowed to say thats the reason?

>>25765813

You really think a guy like that have a resume worth looking at?

Go through the motions of a job interview, toss the resume right after and if he follows up, give a nondescript rejection. Internally document him as lacking cultural fit for our company.

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>>25766553
uuuhhh

sauce of the gif???

>>25766352

Similar thing happened to me last week

>apply for job.
>nice shirt, tie, dress pants
>sitting filling out an application
>other guys come in.
>dressed in jeans, sneakers, backwards hats
>all given an application to fill out
>all go in for preliminary interview
>each interview lasts about two minutes
>they leave
>I get called for preliminary interview
>lasts 30 minutes
>"do you mind waiting a minute so you can meet our VP?"
>another 20 minutes with the VP

And this was for a basic retail, customer-facing job.

>>25766832
Reverse image searh it.

>>25765760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR83G9KgF8c