Can someone explain to me how so many of these cringe worthy,

>>25763590
My favorite was the suicidal guy playing Crash 2 on SGDQ last year

>>25763602
Did he ever have a gf? It surprises me how many gamer guys out there seem to have no issue finding girlfriends. Some of these guys legit have autism. Not even memeing.

>>25763590

>has friends
>has a hobby and pretty good at it
>has gone outside

He's got three up on most people here.

>>25763602
I'd really prefer if you would be quiet.

I play games, always have since I was very young. It's just looks and charisma people. I know this makes me a certified cyborg but you really can have it both ways if you put yourself out there (and are lucky to be born above a 6/10). Some of us are lucky enough.

>>25763590
Cosmo (the guy speedrunning in your picture) is actually a tranny now. Feelsbadman.

Where were you when cosmo wright passed away?

>>25763602

what makes you think he's suicidal?

Well, they go outside and they interact with people. Two more things than I do.

>>25763590

>go to event
>get good at something
>attract the girls of the scene

Literally nothing else matters as long as you're respectable at a task that has a scene.

Competitive Pokemon. MTG tournaments. Anime. There's no lower limits to the sadness of hobbies that can still land you a girl.

>>25763645
>Cosmo (the guy speedrunning in your picture) is actually a tranny now. Feelsbadman.

Ever since I first saw someone point out that he missed the chance to call himself "Wanda" I've been pretty butthurt about it.

Also, "Narcissa"- his new name- sounds like narcissist. I noticed that on my own, for sure....

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I suspect they actually interact with other people.
Robots don't seem to understand that you have to go up and talk to a girl if you want her to be a gf.

>>25763637
>I know this makes me a certified cyborg
There's no such thing as a cyborg you fucking idiot.
'Cyborgs' are just normalfags with special snowflake complexes.

They are social.

>>25763590
e-fame is still fame
they can latch onto these nerds, stand at the top of this specific social scene and use it as a vantage point to take their pick of the cream of the crop
if there's nobody suitable they'll just milk it for attention

>>25763621
How does this explain how so many Twitch streamers seem to have no issue finding gfs? Even the extremely nerdy guys that look fugly.

Are you seriously implying that anons here are far more autistic then these speedrunners? How the fuck is that possible? How are these guys even typing posts properly if this is true?

>>25763648

He spent the entire run chanting "I'm going to kill myself now," because that was a tactic used to speedrun almost every stage of the game.

He also got banned for yelling out "I'm going to get guns and kill everyone" or something to that effect at the end of the act. It was a bit more subtle, but still abundantly clear.

>>25763681

Oh well that sucks. I'd have quite enjoyed that type of commentary since it's not often you can make notions of death whimsical without being called or considered edgy

>>25763655
How do you get good at anime?

>>25763655
Explain Chibi then.

>>25763681
verbatim, he was making terrible time so he crashed (lel) the game before the final boss and then he said "I wish I could just like turn into a psychopath and kill everyone in this room right now"

And there is no way that dude has gf. He is robotborne

>>25763655
>attract the girls of the scene
How does this happen? If I ever go anywhere I'd just end up awkwardly walking around aimlessly by myself.

>>25763733

top fucking kek. That is so much worse than what I thought. From the post above I thought he was talking about the game.

>>25763723
Chibi has a gf

>>25763666
>Robots don't seem to understand that you have to go up and talk to a girl if you want her to be a gf.

Nice satanic trips first of all. How the hell do THESE SPERGS specifically do it though? Some of these guys legit have aspergers/autisim. Many of them actually admit to having these issues. I have hear some even say they have social anxiety (chibi again) yet they still somehow do it.

I'm having a hard time imagining how they can somehow talk to girls, get gfs, some of them numerous gfs, yet people here can't match these guys? Exactly how are they talking to these girls? What are they doing that is working where as a /r9kfag/ here fails?

It simply does not compute with me.

>>25763806
Exactly and that was my point. This guy says he has aspergers and social anxiety.

>>25763590

I think the only difference is these people actually socialize while the average robot never talks to anyone or literally never leaves their house

>>25763666
>Robots don't seem to understand that you have to go up and talk to a girl if you want her to be a gf.

summed up nicely why women can't be robots

>>25763733
Yet this sperg loser has a gf and robots here have none.

>>25763850
He's at the top of the scene. That's all it takes.

>>25763850

Not that guy, but I think you misunderstood the original post you responded to. That post was proposing that if you are good at a certain niche that you will get bitches jumping on your D. You responded telling him to explain Chibi then, despite your agreeing with him, and Chibi being your method of conveying that you agree with him. Your contention is contradictory to your point.

>>25763865
He does? Proof?

>>25763590
It's like learning IT. You expect neckbeards and manchildren, then first class and full of normal people.

>>25763868
No he is not. He got outed as a cheater. He's awful and has been permabanned from the events.
>>25763881
See above. In addition to him being forever banned he has been the absolute most humiliated "speedrunner" by far. So much so that he attempted suicide. I think you are misunderstanding me actually. I never agreed with him.

>>25763590
>Guys in social situations
Its only logical that it will attract some females.

>>25763916
Well then I have no idea. Maybe he just got lucky.

>>25763951
>Maybe he just got lucky.

More than once? From what he told people he has had one other gf. Possibly more but idk.

So how is it he can find two yet many here can't even find one? Are robots here literally just laying in bed all day on their laptops jerking it to cuck porn or something?

>>25763916
>I think you are misunderstanding me actually. I never agreed with him.

This was the conversation thus far at the time of the post of mines you are responding to (I'm paraphrasing):

>>25763655 (other guy)
>"If you go to an event and get good at it, you attract girls of the scene. Nothing else matters when it comes to getting bitches."

>>25763723 (you)
>'If that is true, explain Chibi then, one I believe proves your proposal false.'

>>25763806 (other guy)
>"Chibi exemplifies my proposal, so your contention is null."

>>25763850 (you)
>'Yes, that was my point. My contention is null. I was using my contention to show I agree with you'

?????

Your method and end are contradictory. How is it otherwise? Besides, being banned and humiliated has nothing to do with being good at the scene that is speedrunning.

you really want a "GF" like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jDe6cdIBeQ

>>25763940
>Guys in social situations
>Its only logical that it will attract some females.
>remembers being in large social groups during lunch hour in school many years ago
>never were women interested in joining the group

I think you fags just love talking out your ass. You simply need to be an attractive man and have women come to you. No other way works.

>>25764002
Did I imply that everybody gets a gf in this kind of environment? No.

Social status is one factor females are biologically attracted to so it isn't surprising that some of these guys actually get gfs. Appearance might be a bigger factor, but social status is nonetheless a factor too.

Because he's got a sense of self. You and most other people on this website don't. It's been taken away from you, leaving fear and hate and the externalizing of your problems. It's women, it's the chads and it's the normies. That great other which you can project that great flood of repressed emotions upon, elevating yourself from nothingness to something.

You've become a robot.

>>25763914
IT is normie CS

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>>25763590
>just BEE the gf

so many transgenders in that community

>>25763976
Dude stop being confused and over thinking. I said explain him then to counter your original post. So when you said "he has a gf" my point was exactly. Since you didn't seem to get it, I had to then explain to you that he is completely contradictory to what you said almost in it's entirety.

No offense but it is you who is oddly confused here. Not me

>>25764075

I dunno if you're trying to be passive aggressive by claiming that the one you were speaking to in that conversation is me, but is is not me.

>I said explain him then to counter your original post.

Again, none of those posts are mine as I was not in that conversation prior to my saying I think you misunderstood that other dude's point...

>Since you didn't seem to get it, I had to then explain to you that he is completely contradictory to what you said almost in it's entirety.

Are you really just going to ignore the part of the post I just responded to where I said that being banned and being humiliated as nothing to do with being good at the scene that is speedrunning, which is the one and only point of the guy you were speaking with? His point was if you are good at a scene, you get bitches. Chibi is good at speedrunning, therefore he gets bitches. You raising that chibi retains Y and Z properties is irrelevant, as the other guy's point was that as long as he retains X property- where "X" is being good at the scene he's entered- he is going to get bitches.

>>25764112
>Are you really just going to ignore the part of the post I just responded to
>I just responded to

you* just responded to

>>25763680
I think it honestly comes down to charisma.
If you're the type of guy that is willing to play video games on camera for strangers, then you generally have some personality.

I think the average robot here is really just a boring person

>>25764034
>but social status

Dude whoa just stop. Maybe you don't pay enough attention but some of these guys are very low status even within just this community. This also doesn't explain how I have seen countless no name streamers on Twitch either reference an ex, or have a current gf, or even see said current gf pop up in the background on their stream.

I was on a Metroid stream (look like he was playing some sort of alternate non official Metroid game) where some guy was talking with a friend and they were talking about girls like it was very easy for them.

I'm baffled quite honestly. How the hell are some of these guys doing it? Some of these people stream constantly to. How do they somehow find the time?

I'm honestly beginning to doubt my reality. It boggles my mind how so many guys seem to have no problem when by all logic they should have a problem finding gfs.

>>25763722
Watch the most popular one every season, learn the English translation of the Japanese themes, and sing them in large groups. If you can't find it at your local DVD supercenter, don't watch it.

>>25764170
Social status among losers is still social status.
Obviously this will mean that you will get loser/mentally damaged gfs, but it still works.

Because they're socially skilled and outgoing enough to have some kind of social life. Robots aren't.

>>25763655
>anime
How do you be good at anime?

>>25764201
>some of these guys are very low status even within just this community
Maybe try reading the post you respond to next time.

It's true a lot of these guy are complete jokes even in these circles. My hypotheses is that the girls who go for these guys have some sort of mother instinct where they want to sacrifice themselves to prop up these autists.

>>25764112
>if you are good at a scene, you get bitches. Chibi is good at speedrunning

Bahahahaha I think you just don't fucking have a clue who that guy is. He is not good at all. I don't think he even did a single speedrun at those events. On top of this he got caught as a cheater on his own stream.

Dude your just confused. Just please stop. At least know what you are talking about and please at least be clear next time that you weren't that first post. This is an anonymous image board. Things get confusing sometimes.

I'm not even going to begin listing how awful of a human chibi is because there is simply too much to talk about. Just know that this guy is getting bullied hardcore on the internet. He is a self admitted asperger with massive social anxiety. He has had near countless cringe moments. Including doing a mock funeral for a dead guy, upsetting many people. He is cringe personified.

I guess he is more alpha then the average /r9k/ frog poster though. What I want to know is (HOW) is this possible?

>>25763666
>cyborgs just normal fags with special snowflake syndrome
That's rich. Couldn't possibly apply to "robots" though could it. You really are just that special.

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>>25763977
>you really want a "GF" like this?

hnnnng I would destroy that

>>25764201
>loser/mentally damaged gfs

True I suppose but I seen some homely ass looking niggas with gfs above their level. Or so I thought. And I am talking about guys that aren't a high social status at all. I tend to avoid watching the really popular streamers because they are obnoxious self promoting tools that talk more than play.

>>25764241

I suppose losers are easily to make into your bf when you are a girl. Girls probably exploit this to practise-bf so she can boost her game for finding more chads.

A better question is why would you speedrun a game if it takes 5 hours to do so.

>>25764002
It's far more effective to go up to talk to girls in your social groups.

>>25764241
>My hypotheses is that the girls who go for these guys have some sort of mother instinct where they want to sacrifice themselves to prop up these autists.

This is it. I think I finally went down the deepest part of the rabbit hole. The guys that truly have it worst then the rest are the guys in the "middle of the pack" so to speak. Think of how many times you see posts like "I have been told I am decent looking but tfw kv forever" posts. It happens a lot.

If I could ever have a girl interested in me like this I would be glad. Something tells me though that I have no choice but to try really hard. Where as some fat sloppy neckbeard way above my bodyweight that has acne and streams all day yet only averages 100 views on a good day can get some stupid ass slut to actually want him.

Some of you fags don't have it hard at all. It's the below average to average guys that have it hardest. Expected to work more yet not pitiful enough to get pitty fucks.

Fuck you /r9gay/. I don't feel one bit sorry for some of you self proclaimed kv's. Funny how none of these fags are showing up to this thread though. Really makes you wonder.

>>25764246
>At least know what you are talking about and please at least be clear next time that you weren't that first post.
>at least be clear next time that you weren't that first post.

>>25763881 (me)
>Not that guy, but...

>>25763976 (me)

^ entire post of me referring to the one you were speaking with as if he were someone else

these were my only two replies to you before you started claiming I was that other guy...

And, I would like to affirm that your contention against that other guy is still questionable even if you goal was to seek knowledge on why Chibi has a girlfriend as you said it was despite his not conforming to the other guy's proposal. The other guy was only arguing that if someone in a scene conforms to X archetype that they will get bitches. He was not addressing nor did he even necessarily consider anyone who gets bitches despite being contrary to what he said gets bitches on one's dick. He was not necessarily claiming that getting bitches is exclusive to those who are good at a certain scene; he was only claiming that being good at a certain scene gets one bitches.

And, I only assumed Chibi was good at speedrunning given the context of the original post you responded to. With things mostly left undefined in your post, I only assumed the most logical contention, that being that you simply disagreed with his proposal and sought to prove it wrong with what you believe to be an example that proves his proposal and argument false.

>>25764312
When I saw one of my friends he was going up to girls not in his "social group" at all. In fact he didn't even know the girl. And no he is not a chad. Not even close.

because they show talent in a public setting

women love being involved with anything that even slightly resembles fame

>>25764339
>Just b urself made
Wonderful how normies think you can just decide to not sperg out while in a social situation and make up for it by looking average.