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>Mention tfw no gf to a friend
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>Mention tfw no gf to a friend
>Tell him I'd like to have a loving gf but am a kissless virgin with anxiety and whatnot
>He goes ahead and makes me a dating profile without my knowledge, only telling me after the fact
>Shows me the profile - Description reads as follows;

"Good morning/noon/night/evening!

I made this account to help out a mate who is looking or a proper relationship. He expressed his feelings of loneliness to me and as any good mate I took it upon myself to find a woman for him, Hopefully this will work but you never know.

My friend is an introverted guy and not one to go out and get drunk or party. He's a pragmatist and a he's a good honest bloke. At the moment he works as a removalist and in his spare time he reads, plays video games and watches Neil Breen films.

He isn't very experienced in relationships so it would be good to find someone who is prepared to go slow.

*Having watched any Neil Breen films is recommended but not necessary*

PS He doesn't have any social medias apart from Skype."


>mfw
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>>25762853
Not too bad.

You probably should go slow. If you fill out those personality tests on dating sites, and go full hedonist, guess what? You end up being matched with fat chicks thathave NO self control.
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your friend is sure gonna feel awkward when your profile gets no messages
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Sounds like a great friend desu
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That guy is a true bro. I don't have anyone who would do that for me, let alone a friend in the first place
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Treasure your mate OP, his heart's in the right place.
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>>25762853
You have a god tier friend OP. That nigga really cares for you.
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How does it feel to have friends?
It must feel good.
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>>25762853
When did this happen? Post updates
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that description seems genuine enough to attract a pity date to be honest
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>>25762853
I wish I had a friend like that. Actually, I wish I just had a friend.
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>>25763085
if he really cared about him he'd give him a blowjob
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>>25763364
this. It would be nice to have a friend who doesn't have social leverage on you
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>>25762853
Sounds like you should fug your friend instead.
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