So how many of you have used escort services? I've been seriously considering it. Doesn't appear to be any actual services around me so I was thinking about finding one on backpage. I just feel like there's so many things that could go wrong. Is backpage safe? Should I be strapped? Is there any certain way to go about it to ensure everything is legal? I know I'm probably overthinking it but I just want to fuck this blonde with big tits and not go to jail or anything.
Any advice would be appreciated
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Several times. Asians sometimes let me fuck raw. I hate old women so much. And there's one 9/10 latina who I bond with let's me slide when I'm short 20 bucks
I don't wanna be too specific but I live in the south. The ads on backpage.com that have text across the pic are usually brothels. That's my main, or massage parlors like on rubmaps, I was nervous too but actually I kinda heard about it from a cop never been busted. Thinking of driving to Vegas, just cuz I haven't been caught doesn't mean I always had a good time, ugly women sell pussy too
>even considering hiring a prostitute
Stop raw dogging hookers you fucking idiot
You'll be there one day anon.
Slowly, but surely, the crippling need for any form of sexual interacting will overwhelm you until it creates fissures in your brain that crack all the way to the brink of madness.
You think its bad now? It gets so, so much worse.
>tfw there's an Asian massage parlor on my route to work
>windows are blacked out, has lights, open late
>never seen anyone enter it
>seen multiple reviews online of it with people claiming to get full service sex
How do you even go about getting it or paying for it? At the end of the massage do I just ask if they offer other services if I tip well? I'm seriously afraid of getting someone who doesn't do happy endings and getting shamed/kicked out of the store but it all seems so legit. Has anyone tried it?
Just go in, ask for a full service massage or some shit.
Make sure to get a noticable erection, if nothing happens then flat out ask for a happy ending. If they have a "bouncer" or whatever then you probably will get kicked out so you shouldnt even bother, but if not fo for it.
I've used backpage a few times, 9/10 what will happen is that you will call or text them, they will ask if you are law enforcement, you say no, then they will give you an address (usually a hotel/motel or apartment), when you get there you will call them again and they will give you their door number. you go in and sometimes not all the time (I recommend you have them do so) they will grab your junk to prove that they too are not law enforcement, at which point they will ask for the money/donation/roses what ever the fuck they say. then you commence the fucking. Pretty simple stuff. Good Luck anon!
>Want to get an escort one night
>Get on backpage
>NO AA on 80% of the ads
>Try eccie, same results
>wonder why that's a thing
>mfw I googled and read it all
Jesus christ, I have money and I just wanted a night of fun. But all those stories, the racism, pimps, robbing, the whole thing about their white clients won't see them anymore if they had a black client. I never felt so bad to be a black male after reading that. Enjoy what I can't enjoy my non black robots.
I just wanted to have fun that was all.
If I ever made the decision to hire an escort I'd go all out and save the money and fuck a porn star.
What active porn stars escort? Does anyone here have any experience with porn star escorts?
Don't disclose that you are black and then just show up dressed like Steve Urkel. They'll be less intimidated.
It's fine, we can't always get what we want
Well I did read a story about how a black guy said that the money talks 80% of the time for him. They see the bills they don't care anymore
Yup, it sucks. Some blacks don't realize they are ruining things for their own race
First one: 19-year-old brunette with a kid. Just cowgirl'd, spooned, doggied, and standing doggied her. Ran out the hour and didn't cum.
Second: pic related. Cunninglus. G-Whiz position. Doggy. Missionary. Downward dog. Bicycle. The pillow driver. The horny mantis. Dry humping. Hand job with cold lube. Again, ran out the hour long before I was even close to cumming.
I still fap to the memories, though.
Make sure you're paying for her time. That way you're not technically breaking the law.
I also go for the ones that are under 25.
Porn stars charge a lot more than regular escorts.
>Get first GF
>Quickly fall in love
>Lose your virginity to her
>Tells you she has depression and cuts herself
>Take it upon yourself and try to help her out
>Relationship becomes really rocky
>Breaks up with you, leave you for another man
>Quickly comes back to you and get together again
>Continue having problems
>Let this continue for another two years
>Accuses you of cheating, breaks it off
>Break up is messy and cuts off all contact
>Realize you were in a codependent relationship and she had Borderline Personality Disorder
So I ask you anons, how the fuck do I move on after all of this? She was my best friend and the person who I wanted to marry, and I miss her everyday. Even after all the shit we've been through I feel too broken to do this with someone else. I felt like the fact I even got a girlfriend in the first place a fluke. What's your advice?
You shouldn't have taken her back after she left you for another guy.
When she was accusing you of cheating, she was doing that because she was cheating herself and it's easier to justify if she can pretend you were doing so.
It's good that you're out of there, m8.
Tons of times. But only through legit (apparently legit, anyway) agencies. Not on backpage. If you're doing that make sure they have reviews I suppose.
Never do this >>25761720, that's unbelievably stupid.
Very nervous the first time but the nervous rush becomes a bit addictive each time you meet a new girl. Lots of them are genuinely friendly as well and it's good practice dealing with girls.
I think its because all you have to do is say "gibs me dat ass". Its kind of like Stacy going to the psych ward to reenact Girl Interrupted when there are actual mentally ill people in waiting
Like blackanon said,
>the whole thing about their white clients won't see them anymore if they had a black client
is true, so of course the hookers will say no black clients. They do, they just pretend not to.
Besides, even the ones who don't still fuck niggas when they go clubbing with their hard-earned whore money.
Just a warning; if you're doing this to "lose your virginity and get it over with", you will be washed over with a ridiculous amount of regret. The sex will be terrible, you likely won't feel anything (not to mention she's a whore, and trust me on this, their pussies are significantly looser), and that's assuming you will even be able to maintain an erection.
I've had sex with 3 women. 2 were virgins and 1 was a turbo whore. Heed my warning
I love this meme.
Sure, if you're a cuck, you can waste all your money on your gf.
My gf pays for all her own shit, aside from the rare occasions I want to "treat her" to something. Even then, she still treats me to shit as well and foots the bill so it all evens out.
i managed to get 2 crazy ex gfs in a row. both times the breakup hurt while they just moved on to the next guy. teached me a lot, though, and i learned to better assess the personalities of girls. never was hurt again.
this. if you chose a trashy bimbo as your gf or wife then of course she will just spend all of your money. that's why you don't fall for the first chick that spreads her legs for you. take your time to study her personality. what are her plans for the future? how does she define a "good" relationship? how does she define her role and your role in a relationship? etc.
Massage parlours are the shit desu senpai
>get nice as fuck relaxing massage
>at the end of it some asian will give you a hand job, blow job, or some even are willing to fuck
Asians are crazy as hell
>tfw your fetish is massage parlor hidden cam videos and you have a collection where the john abuses them sexually and makes them call him daddy