Where are my fellow pretty girls who have to know the pain of

>>25760972
>searchgooglefirstsadimage.jpg

we're done here

>25
You're not pretty anymore anon.
I'm sorry if this comes as a shock.

Fem-anon plz

Or even a fat chick, I honestly want to hear your perspective on why you decided to let that happen, and hopefully you have some wisdom for me.

>You're not pretty anymore anon.
> I'm sorry if this comes as a shock.

OP again, I used to read that shit on here as a teenager and took it totally literally, no question. Fem-anon reading this, it's actually a joke. You have until 27, according to my research.

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>>25760972
>Where are my fellow pretty anons who know the pain of being a pretty girl, who is going to get old and rot without reaping any of the benefits of that?

Yep, right here. I think it somehow makes me more bitter than an ugly girl. I'm an emotional fuckup and all I want is affection but will never get any. Once I start losing my looks I'll probably just kill myself.

Exactly! I wish we could post about this on reddit's twox without all the fat chicks getting mad.

>>25760972

>where are my fellow pretty anons

Try reddit. Fucking roastie.

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GTFO ROASTIEE

Op here. Here I am, deliberating about posting and shit. Hoping I'll get so meta it will un-meta.

This is OP, I really am a roastie, too old to care, fuck you all for making my conscious about my sweet beef from 18-22.

Don't leave me like this.

>>25761296
I got surprised by a super roastie one time, but I was alright with it. Only with her once, but always wondered about it and wished I could have taken a closer, more sober look

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>>25760972
I'll be your bf opie, we can be bitter together.

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you're personality is probably ass

>>25761592
Tell me you live in either Portland, OR, or London, UK?

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>>25761599

Yep yep yep!

Why not camwhore for robots? At least you'll have evidence for your beauty before it goes.

>>25761630
Give us the full story, who have you hurt?

>>25760972
Do the best you can to make that beauty last. Many women in their 30s and 40s are stunning. Some even in their 50s make me drool.

And create a real personality so you'll be wanted when you get those big dog jowls.

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>>25761609
C A L I
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>>25761097
>le comment is not original
The robot can post now?

>>25761099
>muh opinion
>muh pedophilia

Also roastie posters go to 9gag for memes

>>25761667
I don't understand how to anything. I tried replying genuinely, but I can't, because I'm a liar and I plan things. Someone help, what do I do? No trickers, I'm very suspicious of trickers.

I have severe depression and social anxiety but I guess you consider that a le emotional problem xD

>>25761677
Ooh, sorry. I went to school there for a year once, those people are so mean. Come up to faggot land, people are much nicer here, though it doesn't help when you find out how detached we all are when it's time to be intimate. No, you're male, you don't care.

>>25761609
I'm in Portland. Skype?

>>25761609
P O R T L A N D, O R

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>>25761698
No its true, girls being attractive past the age of 21 is a meme

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>>25761786
>>25761786
That depends where you are, I'm in the mountains and everyone's nice.
I intend on going to college near the California/Oregon border as well.
i'm 23 love me

>>25761729
Find hobbies. Wonder what you actually do with your time. Think of who you'd like to be with, but strip away physical descriptions. Do you want someone smart? Goofy? Dumb? Do fetishes and kinks matter?

Are you normally goofy? Bitchy?
What are your flaws that you're aware of?
What are your best qualities when you strip away all physical aspects?

You want love and someone to legitimately stay and grow with, I'm guessing. So become more than a pretty face. Become someone who would people would enjoy talking to.

I don't care about looks nearly as much as I do about kinks shared and personality. I don't even mind different hobbies since I think sharing new things can be a good way to bond.

OP here, whoever wants to skype, add

[email protected]

Obvs fake name

>>Do you want someone smart? Goofy? Dumb?

I don't think that's up to me...

>Do fetishes and kinks matter?

Not anymore, but if anyone is a natural dom and older than me that's awesome.

>Are you normally goofy? Bitchy?
Yes, both.

>What are your flaws that you're aware of?
I'm selfish, concerned about my own ego over the suffering of a lot of people of our species, etc.

But, most males are fucking gross and narcissists who have no awareness of it, I hate that.

>another fem thread with no pics
You're not females trannies.

>>25762024
so you're also a hypocrite
good to know

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>>25762055
As long as it loves me.

>>25760972
flat chest stfu bitch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmQONgXJM

No a gurl but I just realised that I've wasted the short period where I'm not ugly. I've already started to get fat and am still a kissless virgin. There's no hope for me

>>25762024
It's only up to you, who you want. Simple as that.

Well you brought up older and dom. That's something. Whether or not you expand on that is only for your benefit.

Are you only goofy and bitchy?

So you're admitting you're selfish and want to keep a strong ego. What will you do to curve those largely negative traits?

Is this >>25761953 your post as well?

>>25761856
[citation needed]

Kfkf icjfbe

I'm not a pretty girl, I'm a guy. But I kind of know how you feel because once I got a chest x-ray done and the x-ray technician said "Wow, you've got really big lungs! "

I always could hold my breath for a long time too. I guess that's why.

>>25760972
When i read this, i thought i'm the male version of you. Same problems plus ADHD. Even if i'm considered quite nice, i can't socialize, especially with women. It's quite sad actually know to have a quality that you can't use.

>>25762024
ehm, normie reporting in
you description matches at least 50% of "normal girls"

>>25762167
OP here, me too

i know this is a meme thread but

>"attractive girl"
>tfw dyke with social anxiety, narcissism and paranoia created by living with my family and sister
>nobody will ever love me because most dykes want fucking men with vaginas, and the ones that don't mind don't even know i'm a dyke/won't approach me

thinking about ending it next week i can't deal

>>25762600
OP, here. At first I thought you were describing me and making fun of me. I know just what you mean! First, if you kill yourself, you're killing the wrong person. It's that evil sister you need to deal with. Don't take her shit. One of these days you need to get real revenge and crack an egg right in her face. There are a lot of things you'll regret in life, but you'll never regret that.

99% of the time I want to kill myself for not being born average.

1% of the time I don't care because I know that even if I was born pretty I'd hit the wall at 25 and be traded in for a younger model regardless.

At least this way I'm used to feeling like shit and well prepared for it, right?

>>25762654
Not sure how old you are, but as I said above, I've researched this online obsessively and it's 27, NOT 25. You're making young ladies paranoid by subtracting those 2 years.

>>25762676
Do I give a shit? I hit the wall as a fetus when my mother drank and gave me this birth-defected face. Fuck off Stacey

>>25762686

You might have body dysmorphia... it's only really FAS if you can see up your nostrils when you look straight in the mirror.

>>25762704
FAS of no FAS it's ugly and fucked up, you stupid slut

>>25760972
my girlfriend was 22 until she met and was with her first and only man, me

>>25762654
>>25762676
>>25762686
>>25762704
>>25762719
this is hilarious, thanks for the laugh beefers

>>25762623

>crack an egg right in her face

oh man i needed that laugh thank you autistic anon

>>25762719
Lucky bitch, you can blame a bad lot in life. :*(

>>25762762
Yep. It's lucky alright. Kek

>>25762654
>even if I was born pretty I'd hit the wall at 25 and be traded in for a younger model regardless
That obviously doesn't happen to everyone.

I'm confused. What exactly are these "pretty girls" crying about? Sounds like they're exactly like every man that cries about >tfw no gf. They don't put themselves in situations where they can be approached by men and then they cry about being alone. Then again, they'd probably reject any man who asked them out unless he was Chad. Go ahead, try to tell me I'm wrong.

>>25762801
Would say yes to any guy, even 40-something gross-o, but normies find me very "cringy" to watch.

>>25762821
Do you want kids?

>>25762821
Tell me the last time you put yourself in a situation where a man could ask you out. Like a bar or something.

>>25762821
I have a gf but I wouldn't mind having another one

want to join a polygamous relationship?

>tfw no pretty awkward gf
I refuse to believe you people feel anything or have any problems
Anyone would date you

>>25762846
That was when I first moved downtown.

I talked him up, talking about how shocked I was that "the birds, they SWOOP ON YOU, I wasn't expecting that," and what a cutie, he laughed an was nice. But, let's face it, the world would be happier if I buried my head in a pillow and didn't remind them that embarrassments like me are out there :*( There is only one type of guy happy to see me at the bar, and that's the redpill narcissists, who wants to take from my ego to feed his own. Even if he's never heard of RP.

>>25762861
Yes. You live in PDX?

>>25762879
>That was when I first moved downtown.

I was asking how long ago. Also, I don't want your fucking life story. If even one guy approached you at a bar then why do you not try again? It seems I was right though. Guys do approach you, you just don't want them.

God, I hate always being right about the whores.

>>25762821
What do you do wrong?

>>25762894
no, canada. But the offer still stands, im also moderately rich

>>25762894
>>25762879
>don't like RP narcissists
>want to be someones permanent side-bitch
I don't understand.

>>25762914
how is polygamy having a side bitch

she'd sleep in the same bed and etc

don't be a moron

>>25762910
Tourrettes and detached assholery, I already told you

>>25762879
Not dating Chad is a good idea, but a far better idea is to literally date every guy you can who isn't already taken... TURN DOWN NOBODY - APPROACH EVERYBODY.

>>25762939
>Dividing attention between two or more people
Side-bitch but without the secrets, people don't even love their kids equally let alone their wives/lovers.

Proof that any of you are actually attractive would be nice

>>25762840
OP here, uh, yes, am currently going through process of donating eggs to expand my sense of mortality. I failed the drug test last time ("even though it's legal now it still disqualifies you from our program") , wish me luck this time lol!

>>25762951
I just popped in sweetness. You have Tourette's? Do you shout out curses and say nigger and stuff in public? And in what capacity does your assholeness tend to come into play? Like when you meet someone new do you just start acting like a cunt to them or what? How's it work?

>>25762964
Polygamy is a more natural representation of how human pair bonding is supposed to work

Alpha - 1-5 wives

beta 1-2 wives

omega 0 wives

Plus I think I would simply treat them both fairly and equally.

>>25762911
>
Deal, I already gave my skype, be at least 25 though

>>25762976
Just curious because I have a huge thing for pregnancy, always wanted a big family not sure if I'll ever be in the place for it.
Donations aint really the same but I understand the desire to.

>>25762995
I don't really care, I just don't see how that can coincide with hating RPers.

>>25762989
Nigger and stuff, I mostly do this in my apartment, I do say "I hate niggers" a lot. I don't, I love hip-hop.

As for my assholery, mostly just that my selfish needs take over my primary focus every now and again, all the time. I don't want to waste my life, is the thing. You're seeing it in play right here.

>>25763028
OP here, never been pregnant but it looks like fun

>>25763040
Anon why do you take anything posted here seriously?
There's no proof to any of things people say and OP sounds pretty shitty anyway so I can see why people don't want "her"

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>>25762821
>Would say yes to any guy, even 40-something gross-o,
>>25763026
>be at least 25 though

>>25763114
Aha, that did not occur to me, I guess that just gives you like 10 years... but you give us fewer than that!!!

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>>25762159
[1] but youll always have the clueless ones to seduce

>>25763127
Not even sure who "us", "you", and "they" are

>>25763092
I can't imagine anything better than seeing your woman pregnant and knowing you did that, it's like complete ownership mixed with accomplishment, horniness and love.

>>25763146
Youre the males, and we're the females.

>>25763159
So then what exactly are you saying?
Your post is just a mess

C H R I S T M A S C A K E
R
E
E

>Still has high standards
ENJOY YOUR CATS

ENJOY
YOUR
CATS

>>25763197
Thank you, this was exactly what I needed to hear.

OP, I'll be your bf if I can move in with you.

>>25763127
What are you trying to say here? What does this mean? Years for what?

>>25763232

Add me on skype, I'll see what we can do

>>25763277
Being attractive

>>25763328
>Being attractive
I've never had some age limit on a woman being attractive other than a minimum because I'm not a pedo.

>I'm a 25-year-old pretty girl and I've had to live 6 years of looking at the mirror at my nice bod and seeing the unmet potential to be loved by someone who doesn't have "emotional problems" and "being a terrible person because of bitterness" and stuff. Also OCD, tourrettes, probable covert narcissism, etc.

So you yourself have "emotional problems", but you don't want a partner with them?

Don't you see a problem there?

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>>25760972
add delusional to the list

>>25763328
>Add me on skype, I'll see what we can do
[email protected]
Is that your Skype?

>>25763535
yep

i just got turned down for booze cos "you're stumbin' around" at convenience store.

Upvote my thread if you can relate.

>>25764007
Post your drunk requirements for a bf

>>25764063
Shows real humanity, like humility, empathy, etc, yet the intellect of someone who is mid-20s+

And NOT A NARCISIST, yet NOT FAT EITHER. Tho I know guys like that at my age are very rarely single. And I do not hate fate people at all, just don't want for bf =(

Fuck right off.
>>>/soc/

>>25764099
You too, nicaragua.

Nah, I'm just a drunk girl looking to have some life before my death, so friggin sue me.

>>25764092
>=(
Jesus Christ
>tfw talking to some cook femanon in her thirties
>she calls you a smart young man who's very mature with a great future
>I look 15
I kek at that tbqh, but maybe I do have something? I'm not in my 20's though so who cares :^)

>>25764063

Become a pimp

>>25764148
Sounds fun anon

>>25764125
Teenager? I'm not a pedo and I want the guy to be my age+, or at least pretendedly so.

I'm using "want" loosely, I really want the "+." I'm a taker hwat I can getter, tho. I would give anything to be male, to have no idea what "my league" is, what a waste of my stupid life..

>>25760972
>seeing the unmet potential to be loved by someone who doesn't have "emotional problems" and "being a terrible person because of bitterness" and stuff

so basically you're tired of getting railed out by chad and are now wondering where have all the good men gone

>>25764166
19 is now pedo?
But technically yes teenager

>>25764166
Add me on Skype already.

>No pics

It's funny, the femanons who call themselves pretty usually aren't.

i'm only 18 but shit i hate knowing that i've wasted the majority of my teen years for no good reason
i'm just too fucking depressed and anxious to bring myself to socialise with anyone

>>25764420
How'd you waste them?

>>25764459
i spent the majority of it inside my bedroom, obsessing over my looks, daydreaming and mindlessly browsing the internet

>>25764484
Sounds like me minus the looks and the fact that I have a benis

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I am "pretty" and also 25, but I'm also too robot to care about wasting it

I lost my inhibition the other day and posted 2 pics on /int/ though (vocaroo thread, people said i sounded like a guy, posted pics to show i was a grill) and everyone thought I was a trap

>>25764229
>>25762969

here. I really don't know how to evaluate it myself. Like I said, /int/ all thought I was a trap. Personally I find myself decent looking. And it seems that out in public, people find me either neutral or good looking.

>>25764229
does anyone feel like women often can't judge their own looks very well?

I saw some documentary with a super qt who was afraid to go outside because of anxiety of how she looked.
And on the other side there seems to be a lot of average looking feminists and camwhores that believe they are super attractive.

>>25764535
You're not pretty.

>>25764535
Come to Pacific NW, deny it or not you are a lesbian and you are my gf now. Get your butt out here.

>>25764535
You are average
What happened to your face?

>>25764554
As a woman, I so would. Whatever it is that we do.

>>25764535

nah. you're like a 6/10. not terrible but not stunning either

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>>25764535
you look like a dude
face is symmetrical but overall you're not very feminine. above average but kind of weird. go for the ellen page look (pic related)

>>25764535
>Women delusionally think this is pretty

Your narcissistic personality disorder is showing, woman.

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>>25764554
It's weird, because people used to often say that I was. I wonder if it's from getting older or what? Because I keep my appearance rougly the same.

>>25764558
scratched it

here was my pic for /int/ by the way where they all thought was male. (Someone said, "Christ, you post a pic to prove you're a girl and you pick one that makes you look even more like a mentally ill male"....)

does it really look like that? curious desu

>>25764535
6, maybe 6.5 with makeup.

Would date but I'm a fat neckbearded robot.

>>25764605
>does it really look like that? curious desu
Yes
I can tell you're a girl in the first pic you posted, but in this one you look more masculine. I'd call you pretty, but I have a thing for reverse traps :^)

>>25764605
You quite literally look like a dude. Lengthen your hair. Need to exaggerate female characteristics more.

>>25764605
You do look very androgynous.

Better have a nice butt to make up for it.

>>25764605
Yeah, you look like a guy/failed trap.

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>>25764620
Yeah I used to reverse trap pretty hard

here is a pic of that since I am doing this anyway

>>25764641
You look like an Injun boy in this one
I'd still pound the pussy though

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>One "pretty" girl outed as average

Who's next?

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>>25762167
>tfw gym teacher in high school complemented me on my "barrel chest" during that spine exam thing
>tfw scrawny kissless virgin

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>>25764641
And to finish up here is probably the girliest pic that exists of me

>>25764707
Location? I'll eat your asshole.

>>25764707
You have really big hands

>>25764723
I'm American so they got alot of exercise clapping at movies

>>25764707
Okay you're actually pretty qt in this one

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>>25763045
>say "I hate niggers" a lot. I don't, I love hip-hop.
>>25763092
>never been pregnant but it looks like fun
Lmfao this thread is a goldmine, ty for making my night a bit better

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>>25764761
>tfw a qt is also a pretty good memer
>tfw we will never meet and just chill
late night feels

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>>25764707
Guess I'd settle.

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>>25764929
memes are my life
maybe we'll meet in valhalla

>>25764932
you/this guy is one of my favorite people that posts pics

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there's been a fucking influx of normies lately and it's pissing me the fuck off.

>>25760972 (OP)
get the fuck out of here
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25761296
Lmao aroastie being proud of her beef piss flaps.

It's like a guy being proud of having a long trail of any-eater dick skin at the end of his cock.

Disgusting slut.

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Any more femanons care to get taken down a notch?

>>25765040
K
()riginality is c00l

looking for a pretty girl to take my 29 year old virginity

>>25765090
But anon, the reverse trap is a qt :3

>>25765171
I just hired a prostitute. I got drunk, passed out while in/on her and woke crying and drooling on her.

>>25765263
pls no I would even take the ugliest most insecure femanon than a prostitute

>>25765270
Sorry little buddy, but beggars can't be choosers.

>>25765263
I'm not a virgin faggot, plus the herpes and clap that I got eventually cleared up.

>>25760972
I'm going to become 30 this year, I still model once in a while, the "25 wall" is a myth. Don't smoke, eat your vegetables, wear sunscreen, don't do the Stacy alcohol-cock-carousel combo and you'll be fine.

>>25765864
Will you be my Christmas cake gf?

>>25760972

You could be our little fuckdoll?

>>25765883
As long as you don't expect me to be a "mommy gf" one.

>>25765911
>expect
I wouldn't mind it, but no I don't

>>25765911
I just want you to cook my tendies

>>25761127
>totally

Holy shit you are a femanon!! Like O-M-G

>>25765911
C-Contact modelchan?

op you aren't pretty
like at all

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This is /r9k/. How many genuinely attractive girls do you think are on here?

>>25764535

You're pretty cute, solid 6/10. If you looked a bit more feminine, you could be a 7 though.

>>25764548

That's because thirsty guys tell plain Janes that they're beautiful because they want to fuck, so women end up thinking they're more attractive than they are. If everyone always complimented you about something despite you being average at it, you'd probably think you were really good, too.

>>25764605
holy shit im a tranny 3 months on hrt and i look more female than you in this pic

>>25764605
Do you have steam? Do you play any videogames?

>>25768047
post pic pls blox

>>25760972
Damn, it sure sucks being a girl. As a handsome and alone 24 year old dude I also feel like it's a waste whenever I look in the mirror, but at least I can look forward to getting even more attractive in the future.

>>25760972
Wow that's impressive, you are actually so spoiled and entitled that even Chad wouldn't put up with your shit

>>25768273
n-no fampai

>>25768391
yes fampai do it. We need proof.

>>25764535
You're literally my fetish. Are you into Hispanic men by any chance? I'm 35; good job and I live in NYC.