Remember that I'm lurking in the shadows robots laughing at your dumb problems and insecurities.
Tfw get paid to lurk r9k
Tfw bang multiple grills every week
Tfw I do whatever I want
Tfw when I'm successful at life because I want to be and you could to if you didn't bitch so much
Tfw I was 110 pound freshman nerd and evolved into chad because I wanted too.
Pic related its my bicep
Why do you feel the need to lurk here, and brag about yourself? What do you gain from this? Do you want to believe you're the best? You mention you were a scrawny freshmen before. Did people target you, telling you you were weak and that you would never get any pussy? Is that why you need to lurk here to feel good about yourself?
I don't understand people who intentionally set out to be a douchebag.
Oh, so you talk to girls on tinder. Why not IRL like a man?
200 matches doesn't mean anything tangible. Just that some computer program thinks you might POSSIBLY get along with these people, based on (probably false) information you input.
I dunno, but it brings the lulz
I do talk to girls in real life. No false info just that pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed lol. Oh and that I like whiskey and kickboxing.
If you're such a catch, how come you're single? Must be something wrong with you if 200+ alleged women don't want to be in a relationship with you.
BTW, here's the last text my GF sent me. Don't worry, you'll find someone soon, Chadbro.
>drawing cat whiskers on her tinder profile picture
Im sure she is a real catch anon.
im /fit/ as well but the fact that you are even posting this shows how insecure u really are lol. and anyone of us can bang several girls a week if we applied ourselves and made a tindr account, u DYEL faggot
Shes a 5 2 mexican bi chick. Kinda hot desu
Also there are no catches on tinder bruh, only sloots
Hah. My GF has a CHL and an M&P 9mm. She's a good shot, and would shoot your dick off. She fucking hates Chadbros, Chadbro. Especially ones who make degrading passes at her, like you most likely would in an attempt to use a pick up line.
BTW, you never answered which whiskey you prefer. I might be layin' into you for fun, but that doesn't mean we can't have a civilized conversation as well.
Top kek I had a feeling you were from Illinois.
1)your gf doesn't hate when good looking men compliment her, she's just convinced you of that because you're not very attractive
2) I can tell by the way you flaunt about having a gf and posting her pic that she is your entire world, and when she inevitably fucks you over you're going to be crushed
3) She looks like she's partied harder than even the slootiest of sloots, she's taken a minimum of 20 cocks and that's being generous
4) jack and coke
1. By how she talks about cat-callers, you're wrong.
2.She's a HUGE part of my world, yeah. Isn't that how it's supposed to be? I have a level head and know I also have family and friends. Who wouldn't be crushed if their girl left them? You must be a sociopath who lacks emotion. I'm not just trying to flaunt her, I'm trying to show you that you're not the hot shit you think you are to everyone else.
3.rofl we've been together for over 3 years. We've shared literally everything with each other. I was her first everything, except kiss, because some guy (before we met), randomly kissed her to make his Chadbros laugh. Hence her hate for Chadbros.
4.oh fuck off, you don't "like whiskey". You like getting drunk and claiming one spirit over the others for no reason. Jack black label tastes like water, and mixing it with coke is the only way it's good. If you actually like whiskey, try Buffalo Trace, Stranahan's Colorado Whiskey, Balcones, Maker's Mark, Knob Creek, Evan Williams green label if you're feeling cheap, or Jameson. If you need to mix it to enjoy it, you don't enjoy it.
All the shit you talk, your god damn bullshit " I like whiskey" "Jack and coke" comment what legitimately pisses me off, and why I'm leaving. Seek help.
Tfw a girl tells you you're a work of art
Good for you have fun with your gf, see ya
To be honest, that's how most guys feel when they love someone, but she should love you just as much
Not being mean but she didnt seem like anythign special. God speed for him though...
A girl messaging you that she likes your cock isn't success by any measure. That's just being a fuck boy who thinks with his penis instead of your brain. Truly successful people apply their intellect to this world. And you're too busy trying to get your dick sucked to care.
I love sex and women get over it, I started my own business months ago for fun and It's extra money. I apply myself in things I enjoy, at one point in my life I was really into developing websites so I did that and made a bunch of money. Right now I'm into smashing pussy and fighting and building a business. Don't be mad cuz you ain't gettin laid son.
I don't post anything image related about me ever. But here's my stats. I hover between 23 and 28% bodyfat. I'm 5'10 and 215lbs.
Bench 2.5pl8 for three reps
Squat almost 3pl8 (possible torn knee and don't want to get it operated on.)
O.H.P 1pl8 for 8
Deads 4pl8 for 5.
I'm also an alcoholic and don't eat that much some days.
Never before have I seen this. Women know how to flatter their boytoys. It wasn't so long ago that men flattered women. Gave compliments, hit on them, so that they could put it in them. Now women these days are hopped up on something, there is probably some testosterone coming from their birth control or whatever. Now women flatter men when they want to get off.
What is the world coming to?
But they never flattered them like they do to hot guys on tinder. It seems so masculine. They want to get their rocks off, and if they have to compare the guy to a work of art that they don't fully appreciate, then they fucking will no matter if it is bullshit. They will flatter the guy, and it won't be the guy fucking the girl, it is the girl fucking the guy.
Women acting like they have testicles. Good or bad? You be the judge.
Just so you know, I don't find huge muscles attractive. I bet you'll go ahead and write me off as a 5/10 uggo fatty, which is funny, since I have guys fawning over and sorting themselves in the friendzone orbital. Also, you look short, which is a huge no-no for me.
>So chad I have to post on /r9k/
OH BOY IVE FINALLY ACHIEVED MY GOAL TO BE ABLE TO BRAG ON 4CHAN YOU'RE ALL SO LAME
>lol im just bored
You're not fooling anyone anon-kun
I'm guessing you're still on here because muscles and hooking up aren't quite what you thought they would be. Living to hook up sounds pretty empty tbqh, going through all the motions just so you can brag to people occasionally. Sex is fun sometimes but living for it is just a normie meme. Congrats on meeting expectations :)
@Op here. The arm on the picture is my big brothers. I only post these topics because I feel the ought to make fun of sadistic bastards like my self
it was just a prank
You are special if you think I am going to post pictures of myself on 4chan. I'm just saying, you aren't that jacked, enough to be showing off anyway. 106 pound freshman crew btw, I know that feels. It's weird to be over twice as heavy.
>flexes bicep and sucks in stomach while he takes a dick pic
Jesus christ, I lurk r9k sometimes but I'm a gym bro by vocation and your physique is cancer m8. You have no fucking abs, you have a shit unaesthetic frame, your lats are severely under-developed, your pec insertion points are unfortunate, and to top it off you're a skinny-fat autistic messaging app virgin. You belong here.
>Tfw get paid to lurk r9k
what kind of garbage job do you have? Good job flunking out of high school, dumbass
Kek I have shit genetics and I still look better than your ass. Pic related queer
6'1" 183lbs, don't know bf but guess about 10%, rep 225 on flat, don't max because I'm not interested in powerlifting, and who gives a damn about squat or dl numbers other than fatties
Nice I'm not really into bodybuilding though.
The body withers and dies.
Can't take it with you in the afterlife.
he was probably raised by a single mother.
im not upset.
why do you think we care about girls?
its because you cared about girls, and now you have even become a meme only for them. but if you ever find a girls that will mean something to you,
you will find her sucking the dick of another guy, the joke is if its the dick of some robot or even mine.
You even type like a fucking loser, I can feel the virginity oozing out of your anonymous post
>implying there aren't a million posts on this board about girls
>not caring about girls
>not having any testosterone in your body
>doesn't care about girls and can't get one but somehow fucks the girl I love
>not just another generic horny teenager trying to "figure out who they are"
The only people who rip off gym meathead for comebacks are idiots trying to find an identity
Picked a pretty shit one though, going full gym rat rots your mind
>inb4 i know you are but what am i
I'm more than sure I could kick your ass, manlet.
Pic related is Ren.
your bait is bad and you should feel bad
I won't count becoming Chad as an evolution, if anything, you just changed places.
Funny how people here you can only be either a robot or Chad; and even funniee how they think that either one can be better than the other.
You are ottermode at best
Someone doing 100 push ups a day can get that in around 6 months if they aren't obese
Nothing personell kid, but coming to r9k seeking validation of robots isn't exactly alpha
>mfw you don't even lift
Nigga you 150lbs and can't even get abs lmaoo
Im better than you both
brb going from 110 to 180 doing 100 pushups a day
Can't troll me son only place I get hated on is here, which is why I post for the lulz. I'm the first to admit when someone is bigger or looks better, but meh you don't look that good desu.
Chad tell me how to get the girl of my dreams.
Just for your information she doesn't even know me, and I'm completely obsessed with her. I've also tried talking to her once over normiebook but that went to shit, so what do ?
>evolved into Chad
When will this end. You can't evolve into Chad if you're not a Chad in the first place. You were just lazy Chad. Only true robots are the one who can't make it no matter how hard they work.
You're a manlet. Even if you're heavier now, you were a manlet and you still are.
People who look at people worse off than themselves to feel better always look at people stronger and better than them and feel like shit.
Is this how you feel every time you see someone who is taller than you?:
6'0 is short by female expectations.
And I believe you're adding a few inches.
Yes and yes.
You'd make a great dwarf cosplayer if you bulked up a bit more.
Nice meeting you.
I'm a 21 year old virgin.
My social life is pretty much non-existant here although I have a few friends spread around the country
All I do is study, play Dota 2 with my friends and shitpost on 4chan
It's okay I guess. I'll just find a gf in some 3rd world country once I got my career started.