>tfw men can take hormones for three months and be qtier than me
>tfw men can wear makeup and be qtier than me
>tfw put so much effort into looking like a 4/10
THIS IS EXHAUSTING WHY AM I ALIVE DESU
no i have a bf he's like a 12/10
i have birth defects and FAS and im ugly, so yeah
>boys having sex with you willingly
everyone on r9k has seen how ugly i am like 500 times before if i post my pic this thread will get deleted
fuck off normie
Good to know that even ugly 4/10 girls can get hot Chads. That is why you aren't a robot.
i dont care about being fucked, i have a bf that i can basically rape on demand. im more interested in people not gasping in fear irl when they see my face and running away cringing??
B8ing out the teeth today, are we?
i look worse than suzy from gamegrumps. like WAY MORE FAS-Y.
CHRIST ;_; SHE WAS MY FIRST EXPOSURE TO TRULY FAS-FEMALES
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME OF HER OH GOD
>mfw 21 replies with a fifteen minute lifespan thus far
He came looking for me for a cigarette in the morning and asked if I was good, he smiled at me and I said I'm good and asked what about him? He smiled more and said he's good as well then walked off. I keep telling myself to talk more to him but I freeze when he approaches me. The day before yesterday I saw him with his friend, it lowkey broke my heart because I got very jealous of his friend, even if it was a male. And today he was having a jolly conversation with himself, laughing, it was pretty adorable. Sometimes I think I see him glancing over at me but I'm not too sure, I've always been awful at telling if people are staring at me and whatnot. He's been out of the house in the yard quite often.
Since this shit thread is going to reach 300+ im going to shill my app
>tfw you are a hairy as fuck female
I was looking at a picture of a FtM transgender the other day and I can grow more hair than them.
I spent a few minutes today shaving my impressive sideburns that some men would have trouble growing.
I'm guessing I have PCOS or some shit, but I haven't gone to a doctor in around 11 years. I'm too scared to go out and have no money anyway.
And it's even weirder because I don't have a butt ugly face. You normally expect a woman with a bunch of hair to be this nasty blob who doesn't take care of herself at all.
>tfw want to find a qt girl who likes the same anime and vidya as me so we can fall in love
>tfw chances of this happening are infinitely higher at conventions
I just want to find a qt who looks slightly above average in make-up. As long as she shares my hobbies and will love me as much as I'll love her, I'll be happy.
>tfw you are a hairy as fuck female
be my gf
>>tfw men can take hormones for three months and be qtier than me
>>tfw men can wear makeup and be qtier than me
This fucking this.
How the fuck is this possible? I put on makeup and look like an ogre. Any robot puts on makeup? He'll look like a model. For fucks sake what the fuck are they taking that I'm not? I want it.
I do occasionally but they never go anywhere meaningful anymore. Gone are the days of civil discussion and intellectual stimulation.
EEYORE STOP ATTENTION WHORING MY THREAD YOU FUCKING FEMORBITER COLLECTING CUNT PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF BACK TO WHATEVER SAFESPACE YOU CRAWLED OUT OF ON TUMBLR REEEEEEE
what does that even mean, you attention whoring namefag slut?
How can a female be ugly? Don't be fat and you're an instant 8/10. Men settle for butterfaces happily all the time. Even fucked up defects requiring multiple rounds of surgery can be fixed for under $60k. If you want to be cute get neotonizing procedures, if you want Hollywood beauty get masculinizing procedures and use makeup to appear much older.
I know your feel.
During high school I'd let it grow out and then wax it, but my oneitis and his bff would poke fun at my insecurity and ask me why I grow hair there. I was absolutely dead inside. I always wore a hood to hide my ugly face and they would fucking pull it off and tell me I'm not allowed.
It didn't make it any better that I looked like I had fucking down syndrome as a teenager, and now that my HS life is over, I look mentally capable. I wish I was fucking dead. Even when I didn't want any attention, they make fun of you anyway.
MY SKULL IS FUCKED UP SENPAI I LOOK LITERALLY RETARDED, MY BF HAS A FETISH FOR DOWNS SYNDROME APPPARENTLY
>that means your not ugly
Beauty standards aren't define by what men think. They are universal and ethnic. Hence an ugly white girl will be far more attractive than a beautiful nigger.
Sorry, I shave myself, so there's not much to see. I do let my sideburns grow out often because my hair is so long and no one sees them. Maybe next time I grow them out, I'll take a photo.
I lost my job and can't afford to have it lasered off right now, but I was looking at these nifty home laser doodads that are like $400. I'm apparently a perfect candidate since I have pale skin with very dark hair.
I'd have to sell my figures though and I just can't bring myself to part with most of them.
No, man, no! It's all over me. The only place safe from hair is my stomach and boobs somehow.
I am curious about guys who are into hairy girls though. What is it exactly that gives you your jollies?
Ah, good old /r9k/. And here I was thinking that rational people took it over.
I get hopeful everytime I notice you stop posting for weeks. I truly believed you found a greeneyedglassesflattummyblackhair qt that saved you from this toxic place, but you always come back and disappoint me
eeyaw is an interesting boy
>claims to be ugly
>pretends to belong here
>has a bf
Get the fuck out you used up whore.
>No, man, no! It's all over me. The only place safe from hair is my stomach and boobs somehow.
Just don't grow a beard and it's fine tbqh :^)
Other than that I just think it's hot family
be my gf
>never ever took a pic of your werewolf condition
I don't believe you liar.
>looking at these nifty home laser doodads that are like $400
Knowing nothing about it I assume it's a scam.
I didn't notice your comment in time there! I can't imagine how traumatizing that is to have your oneitis the one making fun of you.
I remember the first time I got made fun of was by a friend in front of the whole class talking about me having a mustache and how weird that is. It was the second worst feeling after grown adult men made fun of me when I was a wee lass.
Stop turning my thread into a tripfag circlejerk
;_; SHUT UP MY BF IS A GOOD PEROSN WHO LIKES ME FOR MORE THAN MY UGLY FACE
>after grown adult men made fun of me
Jeez how did that happen? I've only been made fun of by adult women, unless you count me being every male teachers pincushion as being made fun of by adult males. Everyone made my life a joke, I'm surprised I didn't shoot them all.
Looks aren't the end-all. There isn't someone out there for everybody--that's all. Robots happen to be in that category of excess relationship waste and nothing will ever change that. Nothing will ever change my fortune. So I'm stuck here forever along with anybody else who has frequented this website for a lengthy period of time. (And you should stop pretending to care.)
No I'm not an interesting.
TRIPFAGS GO AWAY REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKI NG WHORES
Ugly op here. I've been made fun of by grown men and women all my life. Honestly ugly womyn uprising one day wouldn't be surpising HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS CAN WE TAKE FAAM
>LOOKS AREN'T THE END ALL
>BUT I REJECT EVERY WOMAN UNDER AN 8/10
>I HAVE STRINGEST CRITERIA FOR LOOKS
>AND MY HAREM OF QT GIRLS IS RENEWED ON A DAILY BASIS
THE WORLD WAS HONESTLY BETTER WHEN YOU WERE PLANNING ON KILLING YOURSELF YOU FUCKING BAG OF SHIT
I apologize to my bf for being ugly like NEARLY every day, plus how do you think I'm going to feel when I get left for a qt 9/10 INEVITABLY? WAY WORSE THAN YOU WHORE
Learning about people on /r9k is one of the few hobbies I have left.
Can't be helped
Will you vocaroo and describe your schizo oneitis?
>So I'm stuck here forever along with anybody else who has frequented this website for a lengthy period of time
>left in 2010
>came back in 2012 and have been f5ing everyday
>No I'm not an interesting
familyissues i wont get into, doge, handmodel, scifi reader, swingdancer, no male friends, plays poe/dota, only female friends, met up with underaged girl, harem of online female orbiters, rejected a girl with your ideal description, has a cuddle buddy, wont tell me about the holidays
ITT: desperate virgins give fat weebs the attention they can't get without pretending to be female.
I know why I don't have any friends or a gf. It's because I'm a mentally fucked deranged ugly shit head who stays inside playing guitar, eating ramen, watching anime and slowly dying.
Stop fucking fooling yourselves. Why do you reply to bait. Youre smarter than this.
>reminded that eeyore met up with underaged girls
find his address and gimmie it senpai, i need to prove myself in vigilante justice circles
dayum i forgot what a scumbag he was. also
>only female friends
kek everyday 2bh
Why did you drop trip, mystery? Do you shitpost more effectively as Anonymous? Genuinely curious.
Sometimes I wonder if you are who I think you are but then you spout a repeated rhetoric of mostly fabricated bullshit and it goes out the window as you meld into the collective ignorance of the current userbase.
Post interests, homie.
This thread is now solely dedicated to finding you a friend. That one OP has Ball Friend and we will find you a Robot Friend.
Because I'm actually someone who genuinely belongs on this board and you are fucking retarded and terrible, kill yourself.
Do you ever make a post that isn't insufferably pretentious?
It took a lot longer than I thought to take these eesh.
I own more like a few Nendoroids and things around my rooms.
But I'm also probably older than you. I'm a 27-year-old turbovirgin who never leaves the house.
I did take shots of my hairy arms once, but it's just way too embarrassing for me even on an anonymous site.
I thought it was a scam too, but I've looked into it quite a bit and it seems to be the real deal...although extremely painful.
I'm willing to risk around $400 instead of having to keep going out to get it done in an office for months though.
I used to be a butterball when I was little. I guess it happens to a lot of overweight people to be made fun of by asses on the street or people driving by when they're out and about.
>I did take shots of my hairy arms once
>I thought it was a scam too, but I've looked into it quite a bit and it seems to be the real deal...although extremely painful.
Do a small test area, don't want to be a burn victim.
>DA:O on console
>Dark Souls II (collector's edition?)
Not even NIER makes up for those abominations.
>will never shameless happiness like furries or bronies
>but then you spout a repeated rhetoric of mostly fabricated bullshit and it goes out the window as you meld into the collective ignorance of the current userbase.
please correct my info
>What other hobbies do you have?
Not how this trip works senpai.
plsstopbeinginterested in me
>find his address and gimmie it senpai
I am not Fish
Sort it out, honey. It took me thousands of dollars and years of education and grooming to become attractive to women. You should at least have the common decency to put forth the same amount of effort to look attractive to men.
men should be eradicated from planet
k e k fishy boy
Eggs>ayyliums, here's your (you)
>plsstopbeinginterested in me
I can't help it, I like de-anoning people and most tripfags love giving their whole life story. You're just too interesting, along with the people who post as anon but I see posting around in other threads.
e opic of is ead fuck
my keyboard isnt cut out for it rigt now
if you dont know it certainly shouldnt matter, famalam
You're a mean boy for wanting to dox people. Kinda deserve it tbqh. I haven't posted that picture in a while despite seeing you in threads.
I forgive easily
Hey did you see that thread with the panties I found in the laundry that one time?
What's the point? Anyone who blindly believes fiction will continue to do so despite any evidence that defeats their opinions. But the thread is shit anyway so I'll hit on the finer points as current posts hold no value anyhow.
I don't play PoE/Dota anymore but I'll let that one slide. The only girl I ever met from 4chan was 21 at the time, almost three years ago. I only have a bare handful of online female friends that I speak with very irregularly and I have no orbiters, online or off. Never rejected any girl, much less one with my "ideal description". I've never cuddled but I do find this situation with this one girl strange although she's very friendly with most people so I attribute that to her personality. Nothing to tell about the holidays. That infochart thing was made by a genuine autist from /fa/ and the majority of things listed were completely made-up lies or posts taken absurdly out of context. I get random posts every now and then talking about things that have not happened in my life and I often wonder where/how people come up with this shit. I want to read my biography so I can see how I get girlfriend, lose my virginity, and other normal things that I have yet to experience but all the shitposters mysteriously vanish when I ask for a release date.
I wanted to find that one dude a friend but I guess he fucked off from the thread.
I pretty much already do, I post a lot of similar things in a lot of threads. This is a nice distraction from my poor social life, though it's just not as interesting when people give it all away.
I have a few people who I'm really hoping will post pics of themselves, nothing like putting a face to the stories.
Thinking of contactfagging to get the best out of my efforts but my first attempt was a failure.
>no pics of face, tits, ass, pussy or feet
What the fuck is going on here?
WOW SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE
MYSTERY.JPG[/SPOILER] KILL YOURSELF YOU CHUBBY MEXICAN FUCKER
bf can stay for now
he doesn't want to know you
Will do to the second part.
scared though. My heaaart.
I was waiting for this. I would absolutely love to play games on PC, but I don't have a decent enough computer and can only play simple games like Cave Story, Shovel Knight and Terraria.
You can't even imagine how disappointed I was having to play MGSV on the PS3. It's fucking awful and looks worse than MGS4.
I definitely would like to eventually get myself a nice PC to play games on in the future. It'll probably be one of the things I first look into when I can get a new job.
And getting DSII was a huge mistake. /v/ was hyping it up so much that I bought it and did something even worse, which was not even playing Demon's Souls or the first Dark Souls. I'm also not cut out for this game...I beat three bosses and then just stopped because it's so gosh darn terrifying at the thought of losing my souls at any moment.
LITERALLY EEYORE GO AWAY YOU LITTLE ATTENTIONLSLUTTING HYPERGAMOUS CUNTBAG REEEE THIS IS AN UGLY FEMALE THREAD, NOT A FUCKING "FIND EEYORE A QT GF" THREAD
>I'm scared though. My heaaart.
im not fat!!!!!
this is the only way to be
better be a temporary human fleshlight than ded
You can get a solid PC that can play most games on decent quality for like $400ish or so. There are lots of small simple games without strenuous requirements that you can also
>never played DeS or DaS
>not even starting with DeS
>didn't even finish DaSII
Here is your attention and a (You).
>Never rejected any girl, much less one with my "ideal description"
It was an online girl that fit your description but she had some flaw that you couldn't overlook. I was in that thread.
> I get random posts every now and then talking about things that have not happened in my life and I often wonder where/how people come up with this shit
Life as a tripfag
> I post a lot of similar things in a lot of threads
>I have a few people who I'm really hoping will post pics of themselves
It is nice to do. Helps to remember femanon cam/attentionwhores on here. There are also those frequent cam/attentionwhore maleanons.
>No man shouldnt face that much suffering.
But anon I like it
What flaw was that? I've never even met a girl on the board who fit my ideal description, and there was only ever one that even came close.
>rejecting someone I never interacted with that doesn't exist
I think Ivan and Snowman would get along very well irl.
Maybe some other time if I'm still around here, I wouldn't feel comfortable killing all of my anonymity atm.
>It is nice to do
It's a very comfy hobby, I'm going to upgrade to taking physical notes as well.
Well. I hate that tripfags turned my thread into a tripfag circlejerk.
I'm going to bed. I hope you normal-looking normies sleep easy tonight knowing that you ruined a thread that wasn't for you and turned it into normie-socializing center.
I'll leave us with some feels
>tfw your eyes are too far apart
>tfw people look at you like you're from another planet
>tfw you get called unconventional and you have to ball up your fist in stress
>tfw you will always be called ugly even by ugly men with nothing going for them AT ALL no matter how much effort you put into anything ever at all
>tfw your own mom cries to you and wishes she hadn't drunk so much when she was pregnant with you
>ivan and snowman
Literally no, never. I think Snowman would eventually annoy the shit out of Ivan with his blatant normieness, unless he's changed over the years.
Although Ivan is kind of a normie as well. I guess it could fit.
Anyway, can you stop posting about your lack of 10/10 goddess qts in a thread about UGLY WOMEN YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT MALE
Before I go, were you the one in cripplechan who asked for more info on the girl in pic related?
Well, she was quite upset and you were having a conversation with her in the thread
dont do it anon
I don't go on there. Degenerate place
I'll let you play some games on my pc if you let me play some games on your ps3.
And then we can be awkward jobless 27 year old turbovirgins together.
This tells me nothing. Again, a story about a girl that did not fit my description, and thus, does not exist.
That game is totally up my alley. I saw someone play some a while back and it really did look like a ton of fun.
Thanks for reminding me because I wanted to add it to my wishlist for later and completely forgot!
People. I don't talk to many people besides anonymously on this site. I've isolated myself for so many years that I get scared when I talk to people.
I'm even surprised I'm still replying to everyone in the thread because I usually respond a few times and then watch the thread die.
I know, but I just can't bring myself to do it still. It was also shot in front of my laptop and then you'll see how fucking pleb I really am.
My massive amount insecurities know no bounds. I kind of wish I didn't shave my sideburns today though because I actually quite like them for some reason and wouldn't care as much about showing them.
>$400ish or so
Good lord I had no idea you could do it for that cheap. Maybe I'll look into it sooner, but I am also interested in going all out and getting one of those monster PCs to play everything in all their beauty.
I know it's pretty inexcusable and I feel bad about it still. At least I can say that my first few trophies weren't the one where you have your first death? ...It means nothing.
I hope you all enjoyed how I take a billion years to post anything and that I get uncomfy talking about anything besides video games.
>I've isolated myself for so many years that I get scared when I talk to people.
Don't worry I'll go easy on you
mirin those trips familio
I shouldn't remember things about people who will have no affect on my life. This is all a waste of time and I shouldn't do it, but I can't help it. Maybe it is different for you.
But it did happen and I really don't feel like shifting through all your stuff for it
>It was also shot in front of my laptop and then you'll see how fucking pleb I really am.
MSpaint works miracles.
>That game is totally up my alley.
It's tough but fun, I've taken so long to beat it because I'm trying to do a perfect spirit run.
Here's a little tip that'll make your life easier for the first stage, at the first rope climb down and the wall under the rope is destructible and has a thor hammer (free hit explodes enemies) in it. Have to time your dbl jump away from the wall to crack it.
Do you honestly believe the "you need a $3000 computer to play games on High" strawman? You could even consider a computer for only a couple hundred more dollars to be a "monster PC" because you don't need much to play most games at high or max settings.
One day, I will make you
jot down useless trivia and collect scraps of pictures and videofootage of me.
Sounds like a good deal to me. I can't cook for shit but love trying all kinds of new foods. I really would like to learn how at some point but just haven't taken the time yet. And then we could play vidya on into the night and ruin our sleeping patterns. I hope you like horror games.
Anyone anyone? Cuz I didn't mean that platonically desu.
>stay inside for a week
>need to go out to do something like get some food
>exit house feeling slightly not-ugly because you've been away from people for so long
>surrounded by qts and normal looking people all of a sudden
>have a panic attack and go home and die
Yes. Makes me wanna be a NEET and never leave the house because at least I'm happy. When I have to exit and face ACTUALLY attractive people it is spooky as fuck and makes me wanna die
Can you fuck off
Pretty much all there is from your archives that was interesting. There was also the jello thing and weird 2muchmanga fetish shit
I'm depressed and r9k is the only place where I can share feels that people actually relate to
Literally nonstop talk about PTP and pedophilia, no room for ugly women
I dare you to mention being an ugly woman on this god foresaken website, the trannies over there will devour you
/r9k/ is my home desu ;_; where else is an ugly gal supposed to go?
I wonder if I didn't frequent /r9k/ as much during the main times he created threads because I swear I don't ever remember seeing shit Ivan produced other than handfuls of thread comments here and there. How did I miss all of this robotism?
>just stomped on a bug in my kitchen
>wipe foot off on rug
>look at bottom of sock
>no bug there
we /x/ now
Eeyore, genuinely wondering, did you not read the title of this thread? This is a thread for the lowest rejects of female society to congregate and discuss how badly life scorns us, not for your pathetic off-topic attention whoring. If you want to live blog your pretentious, boring, normie life maybe you should make your own thread and get out of a thread targeted at the less fortunate like myself.
>weird 2muchmanga fetish
I don't remember that one, although I suppose you probably mean several things?
I wonder what you'd think if I'd Ivanposted every post I've ever made here. Kind of a useless question because there's no way of really showing you it all anyways, oh well.
You don't need a trip to do any of that here. Go away before I dump rare mystery pics that you posted without your trip on a couple boards
Ivan posting habits really never crossed with him either. I literally didn't know who he was until end of last year. I guess I clumped him up with IAN unconsciously; I don't even remember IAN either.
tripfag attentionwhoring is welcome in all threads. You have the most experience with this
I've only found some anonivan posts of you contactfagging femanons.
Eeyore is literally the embodiment of everything I hate in men
>mediocre in every sense of the word
>sneaky and conniving
It's not even wasted breath to me desu
I never paid much attention to him but his borderline-normal experiences coupled with his robot traits are eerily similar to Snowman. Not that I think they're the same person.
Ian was painstakingly obvious any time he posted, especially back in early new9k.
For what it's worth I've contactfagged more male posters but I did that with steam and I don't /think/ I've Ivanposted in coupling with that info.
I mean I've been here since the beginning with gaps here and there, "Ivan" was just a throwaway pseudonym that happened to stick for the most part- but I didn't use all the time. Really, maybe 0.1% of all my posts have had Ivan slapped on, and no more than 30% of all of my posts at any one time will have the name, maybe with one exception- when I picked up the name to begin with.
I have problems committing to this identity and poisoning it with some of the absolute horseshit I post anonymously, but also get butthurt about not getting recognition for posting a lot. Guess you can't have the cake and eat it too.
I'm not some freakshow circus animal to gawk at, man. ;_;
Help I don't even know how to respond!
But yeah, I got this shit down. I'll be cool and stop hogging them for this post.
Gosh diggity darn! You keep coming back at me with all this logic and I can't come up with anything besides I really don't want to post my disgusting arms.
I feel bad about everything from my nails to my horrible job editing out my laptop. This wasn't even my arm's final form and the lighting was in my favor I think.
Thanks for the tip though! I'm so scared posting this and took even longer than usual to respond.
Yeah, I really don't know dick about computers.
Why do some even go spending that much? I do see people talking about spending $3,000 on a PC all the time, so I just kind of figured that's what needed to be done. Even someone I actually talked to spent that much on one.
I'm pretty sure you changed your mind after clicking the spoiler image.
Prolonged social ostracization followed by brief tastes of normality, whetting an insatiable urge for attention and acknowledgement.
Well, that's really exaggerating it, but something along those lines. Something's always felt wrong.
Mostly describing fetishes, a LOT of self loathing posts, and some edgy opinions I guess. A lot of it seemed mundane to me but this is /r9k/ so I'm sure it was all outlandish compared to a normal individual's online posting habits.
But really it's not like I've pretended to be anyone, just lies by omission.
>rich and have the money to blow
>ignorant and have the money to blow
The rare exception are people who use computers for design work of all types that I don't know (like photoshop, rendering, movie-making, etc etc.) and need multiple expensive GPUs to do their job efficiently.
>yet another woman with more arm hair than me
Huh. I went the complete opposite direction
beats me as to how but I can't complain
>not wanting to attach the negative parts of yourself to your online "identity"
Not liking this senpai. Only presenting the positives is kinda predatory in a sense. Who knows what else you're hiding. At least samson is truly authentic
>Gosh diggity darn! You keep coming back at me with all this logic and I can't come up with anything besides I really don't want to post my disgusting arms
If you can't feel comfortable on an anonymous norwegian stamp collector board then where can you feel comfortable? I've seen much worse on an indian girlm It's certainly hairier than most girls but you're beating yourself up more over it than it's worth.
>I'm so scared posting this and took even longer than usual to respond.
That's fine, I understand not wanting people to see what makes you feel vulnerable.
>I've only Ivanposted the positives and none of the negatives
That's so far from the truth. I've omitted lots of both, in addition to the stuff I simply have no reason to post here whatsoever.
Most trips possess the rampant ego and with strong observable ego comes pride and narcissism.
Do you think things would change if you experienced subjectively normal things?
They didn't for me.
>These women expect to make 60k a year by sucking an old dudes dick.
>tfw if someone is actually willing to pay that they would be making as much money as me by doing nothing but pretending to like someone and give someone sex.
I hate this world.
>Why do some even go spending that much?
Because they can, in most cases. Real graphics junkies and shit, they definitely don't need to but if you've got the money and it's your primary hobby why not, ykno? Plus the more you spend, the longer until you have to upgrade to keep playing the newest shit. I spent $700 on mine maybe four years ago and it still runs everything current relatively fine. DD:DA hype for tomorrow, for example.
And no, I definitely didn't change my mind after seeing the picture. That isn't even that bad in my opinion. Would still let you try new recipes on me. What kinda contacts you comfortable with, if any? I got email and skype.
Same. Wish it became popular enough to get the attention it deserves.
Same. It'll burn soon enough.
>maybe 0.1% of all my posts have had Ivan
Probably why I never found you too interesting if you omitted alot about yourself with your tag. Recognition of anon post, for me, are situation and mostly misses.
>this is what I like
I'll try to be more inclusive in the future but I have to go to bed now because I promised last post for serious.
If you're reading this, and feel like I mean this spoiler for you in particular, please sleep too.
Oh and also that 0.1% figure is probably generous but I mean that I posted for a LONG time before even adopting Ivan for the first time but this post is being submitted automatically I'm gone
>face too round
>one eye is smaller than the other and it's really fucking noticeable
>blind in that eye
>nose is too flat at the end
>hair is always frizzy
>robots have rated me a 2/10 before
I want to die carving my face off.
desu I'm a qt tranny and I'd date literally any girl that's not a huge landwhale, and itsn't deformed (I like interesting/unique faces so being unattractive isn't an issue unless you're hideous)
Personality is the main thing I have standards for, that and shared interests.
I-I'm in Australia btw, j-just incase.
like it looks like i ran through a humidifier frizzy. i have to spray copious amount of hairspray but then i small like it.
Also forgot to mention i sweat a lot under my arms. Like deodorant does nothing.
whenever I've posted a shity pic from a straight on angle I've had anons orbit me and call me qt.
But they're probably all dudes, whom I'm not into.
I've had all of the validation I need senpai, you're wasting your time trying to convince me otherwise.
>>TFW fat, digusting neet girl, 22
Everyone's always hated me, called me ugly, ignored and alienated me. I'm shy and quiet and autist. It's only within the last few years that I've found a group of friends, but me being inexperienced at friends, I freeze up in social situations, never say much. Etc. Consider killing myself every day, if this is all I can do.
>>TFW crying alone in the cellar now, at almost 4 AM
It's not really like it started off well to begin with. Any thread that's created to deal with femanon insecurities ends up falling apart because people realize how dumb it is to complain about being unlovable when you have a boyfriend.
If he leaves you it'll be because you're so fuckin' insecure.
Like, I'm a pretty fuckin' ugly chica, but I don't complain about it. Literally pay 30,000 dollars and you can fix your face and body hair. And while that is expensive, it is completely doable. Just work hard for a couple years. Fuck.
>considering hiring a prostitute to take my virginity
>Robot still hasn't emailed me
ANY DAY NOW
>tfw lazy eye
>tfw bad stomach, feel gross for hours after I eat something
>tfw sleep 12+ hours a day, always tired
it's terrible to be me senpais
Just over a week.
Only one reply
I'm ready for this to blossom.
>21 year old male
>have been on hrt for over a year now
>get compliments from the very few online who have seen me
>anxious as fuck when i go out in public
>tfw haven't done any voice training so i still sound like a 21 year old dude
>tfw in public i pretend to be mute so people won't know
>tfw this keeps me from finding actual friends and not just online ones
no dude that's the thing
>implying eventually needing to do more than text/email
I never ever ever ever want the pressure of social obligations to anybody. I want to talk to strangers on a Malaysian funeral directing BBS for about an hour every day and that's all.
>implying eventually needing to do more than text/email
I'm fine with just a text friend.
I'd probably get pretty anxious actually talking (partially because I don't like my voice)
God no. I'm sure you've already asked me. Stop thirsting after gay girls on here, that's my approach.
>One thread dedicated to females
>Males NEED to post in it to call people sluts, whores, easy mode meme, etc
>Male equivalent of calling someone 'creepy'
Daily reminder that these people are the same people complaining about women 'invading male spaces'.
I trained my voice even before hrt, and I guess I sound okay, maybe like a kinda annoying autistic girl because I was pretty monotone even before everything.
Training your voice isn't about pitch, it's about resonance, just keep that in mind so you don't literally sound like a faggot.
If you do it right you should basically be incapable of using your old voice after a while.
I prefer the effects of estrogen as a primary sexual hormone regardless of condition, and as stated am only just above 5 foot in height, I should've just said I'm about 5 foot.
Manlet stuff is a meme, but there reaches a point when it's true, it's not why I transitioned though, but it definitely contributed to why my life was shit before taking female hormones and anti androgens.
desu I want more female friends, as I can't really talk about feelings with guys, as they're inherently insecure and lack empathy most of the time in my experience, I was mostly kidding when I said 'please be my gf', I really need friends, I'm pretty pathetic so you don't need to care though.
I'm just gonna leave my throwaway email here anyway because I don't have many friends, and am pretty lonely, in a city that's barely bigger than a town.
I find robots tend to share more interests and views with me than normies, and all of my normie friends have abandoned me because they were only friends with me for shallow reasons in the first place (alcohol, accessible through school, ect), mostly when I finished year 12.
>one board for robots on the entire galactic holonet
>females NEED to invade it like every other space where a bunch of men socialize in order to kill the group dynamic and get free attention and orbiters
Of course we're going to complain. You're like millionaires inviting yourself on a message board for 3rd world hobos and bitching about your "problems".
she sounds fine and besides, at least she can speak an entire sentence without pausing randomly to think of what they're going to say
Tell me anon, why should I be shot?
I'm chemically, and eventually surgically castrating myself, I do not defile the gene pool and therefore there is no harm in my existence given that I'm working, and generally being a somewhat useful member of society.
Please stop being so edgy, you don't need to prove yourself to anyone.
Then why have many anons, possibly in this thread fapped to my voice a few times in vocaroo threads?
Do robots have a fetish for mickey mouse on helium.
Can I market this?
Is this an untapped area in which I could gain my fortune?
just plain rood anon.
>>One thread dedicated to females
/r9k/ is a male board. Fuck off to tumblr or lolcow if you have a fucking problem with it bitch
>easy mode meme
Its not a goddamn meme, its the truth. Hell, sluts in this very thread are proving that its true. Fuck off
>You're like millionaires
I've never even kissed anyone or held anyone else's hand romantically.
>In order to kill the group dynamic and get free attention and orbiters
Hide the thread.
Why does everything need to be a suffering Olympics with you people? Take it to Tumblr.
>I've never even kissed anyone or held anyone else's hand romantically.
Yes, yes we all know you won't settle for less than a 8/10 Chad who's 6' 2" with washboard abs and a six figure salary. Now that thats out of the way can you fuck off already?
>Then why have many anons, possibly in this thread fapped to my voice a few times in vocaroo threads?
>I've never even kissed anyone or held anyone else's hand romantically.
Femspeak to English : "I've never reciprocated signs of interest from men who aren't Chad bohoo tfw no GENETICALLY SUPERIOR BF".
>Hide the thread.
>Hehe don't look at my lambo you silly poorfags u mad ? Why are u so mad take it to goodwill.
>Why does everything need to be a suffering Olympics
Because we're the disposable sex and you have no idea what it means to be superfluous and disposable. No one will ever give a single fuck about out suffering while a female breaking her nail is worthy of international news and fund raising and TELL THE NAILS NOT TO BREAK campaigns funded by the UN.
Are you on remicade ? Crohn's disease here.
>>turn down sex because ulcerative colitis made my asshole look like a nightmare and I don't want anyone to see it
Won't be much longer until we get to start throwing the mentally-ill (AKA, homosexuals) into the fire like twigs.
Too many niggers don't know how to reverse image-search, they will also be thrown on the fire.
I was actually just posting a random pic of a real girl I had saved, sorry senpaitachi.
I was trying to prove a point to Australian anon that because I mentioned that I was a tranny, he was going to always say I look and sound like a tranny regardless of what I posted.
I do actually have similiar hair, but with cool ringlets and wavier, but I'm not attractive.
Should've edited it more in gimp tbqh, thought a slight contrast and brightness adjustment and a crop would be good enough.
>I was trying to prove a point to Australian anon that because I mentioned that I was a tranny, he was going to always say I look and sound like a tranny regardless of what I posted
Not all of us are as thick as your fellow mentally ill homosexuals. Try harder next time you flamboyant flamingo.
>I do actually have similiar hair, but with cool ringlets and wavier, but I'm not attractive.
We already knew that, if i had to guess I'd say your faced looked like that of a hemorrhoid.
Not that bad I guess, for now the remicade (infliximab) + pentasa (mesalazine) + imurel (azathioprine) works for me. This is the first time I've heard of Lialda but it looks like it's an anti-inflammatory med equivalent to pentasa.
Why have you been resisting for humira ? If it's like remicade it's just an IV pack every 2 months at the hospital. Is it too expensive ?
What about you ?
anon please, flinging insults won't get you anywhere.
You know that Mohammed actually tolerated transexuals, it's just faggots he didn't like, which makes your posting ironic.
Although know that I'm pathetic, that's why I'm wasting my time posting in this thread, I legitimately want friends, it's a shame that you can't look past me being mentally ill and extend a hand in friendship.
Criticizing the mentally ill on r9k.
This is essentially mentally ill males: the board.
Get out normie.
This is the one of two reasons I go to cons.
The other is to hassle cosplayers.
>tfw banned from 6 cons
Nah it's not the money. I went into anaphylaxis during an infusion so IVs scare the shit out of me. Plus I work with kids so a lowered immune system would be an issue.
I'm okay I guess. Just always gotta know where the closest restroom is.
>You know that Mohammed actually tolerated transexuals, it's just faggots he didn't like, which makes your posting ironic.
Actually it is a sin and a crime under Islamic law, ISIS would chop your head off and leave you in the gutter to rot like the bag of shit you are. Since it is also a sin under the Islamic state.
>Although know that I'm pathetic, that's why I'm wasting my time posting in this thread, I legitimately want friends, it's a shame that you can't look past me being mentally ill and extend a hand in friendship.
We have a special board for homosexuals faggots like yourself, it's called >>>/lgbt/
Don't let the door hit you on the way out you pathetic cunt.
We need a close-up picture, I bet it is nowhere near as bad as you think. Do iiiiiiit.
>mfw he's just as mentally ill as I am
>mfw literally every one of his posts have been insults
>mfw I actually tried to reason with him, knowing full well he was delusional
>I was trying to prove a point to Australian anon that because I mentioned that I was a tranny, he was going to always say I look and sound like a tranny regardless of what I posted.
Holy shit you are delusional. Kill yourself.
ISIS thread now.
Oh I see. Well I understand, but I couldn't live with my bowels killing me like that so the meds really saved me plus the disease almost killed me, I got diagnosed at the hospital so I'm more afraid of the disease than the meds.
But yeah the meds for IBDs are nasty and slowly kill your liver and kidneys.
>I went into anaphylaxis during an infusion
An infusion of what ? They're supposed to plug you a pack of hydrocortisone before/during to prevent exactly this from happening.
Anyway, take care and I know UC and CD are different but I suggest not underestimating the disease. You're supposed to try and force a remission of the disease. Try alternative medicine if you're scared of allopathic medicine.
I am biologically male and am sexually attracted to females.
Just because I take estrogen and anti androgens does not mean I am a degenerate homosexual anon!
Where are these accusations coming from?
So you're saying I should be telling you lies anon?
Is that not a sin?
Denialism; In the psychology of human behavior, denialism is a person's choice to deny reality, as a way to avoid a psychologically uncomfortable truth.
No you don't understand anon.
Are you not reading my post?
I am biologically male.
I have a penis.
I take anti androgens and estrogen because I have the freedom to do what I want with my body.
However this doesn't mean I'm not male.
I am attracted to females.
This makes me a heterosexual male, in your logic, correct?
Maybe one not good for the gene pool.
But it seems my medication chemically castrates me.
This means that there is nothing wrong with my continued existence.
Surprise, you're a faggot!
One day you'll be the guy at the end of the barrel;
pick one senpai
idk, never really shown people my feet, email me.
>male who in purely sexually attracted to females
Hey, remember when you made this post?
>I became the girl
Kill yourself, faggot.
But anon, I didn't make this post.
Are you delusional?
Do you think every tranny who posts on this board is one pathetic anon?
I can't prove you wrong I guess, I'll give you that, but noone can prove you right either.
>But anon, I didn't make this post.
>Are you delusional?
>Do you think every tranny who posts on this board is one pathetic anon?
That's nice, MD5 straight from your image-file. Ouch.
Mentally I'll homosexual.
As far as I know:
I saved that image from /lgbt/ in 2013, maybe early 2014 anon.
I think it was in /femgen/ specifically, although it's possible I may be wrong and it was another thread.
You keep that backpedaling up, homosexual.
>so i became the girl
image in post:
anon please, if you reverse image search this image there are numerous sources, that post not being the only one.
Take my word for it, that's all you have.
But if it makes you happy to have a false, smug sense of satisfaction on your 'clever' discovery, I won't blame you.
Keep up that backpedaling, homosexual. Might want to keep working on that disgusting voice of yours as well to try and get yourself to sound like a women. Got to finish off that transition from low-test male > women.
Oh and before i go; "I became the girl"
Was nice talking to you senpai, I hope we have bantz another day in the future!
Oh and one last thing to add, the image here
Was not the one i took the MDF hash from, it was taken from another image you had posted. Ouch.... now that has to hurt.