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the misadventures of a virgin robot
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heres some OC for everyone. once a robot always a robot i guess
>chad friend asks to hang
>sure
>we go over this girls house and we smoke weed
>next day chad asks me if i would fuck said girl
>"probably"
>"lit"
>get a text from the girl
ok at this point i know she has taking a liking to me but its unsettling as fuck. im always asking myself what in me does she like
>be a few nights ago
>"want to come over and smoke?"
>sure
>"btw my friends are coming"
>oh ok
>we smoke weed with a girl, a fashion gay guy and a guy that is a guitarist
>all look no older than 24
>her girl friend was a bitch and a weed hound
>she smokes most of the weed and actually got upset when we were out
>her friends leave except for fashion guy
>she goes in the covers in her bed
>i awkwardly and slowly go in as well
>mother fucker wont leave
>i play with her tits n shit i find it really awkward
>he finally leaves
>i feel bad
>weed has worn out
>we make out
>i take out her pants
>ok boner anytime now
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>i take out my pants awkwardly
>i play with her tits
>finger her
>still no boner
>at this point i know im fucked
>she lays on her waist
>i sorta dry hump her butt
>get boner
>have sex for one min
>feels alright
>dick goes limp again
>she says she doesnt care
>bitch i care
>try dry humping again but no avail
>i use her vag fluid as lube to jack off (i didnt find this wierd until i thought about it the next day)
>no succsess
>try working up boner for at least 40 min thinking about sasha grey, dillan harper, jenny hendrix, riely reid, proxy paige, hitomi tanaka,some more jav and others)
>dick says nah
>she says its okay and asks to cuddle
>we cuddle
>she falls 'asleep'
>i leave
>when i leave a shelf falls on the floor for no fucking reason and she will probably think it was me
>i also forgot my condom that i left in her room (i took it off out of desperation before i actually went in)
>cry the whole train ride home
>watch hodgetwins performance anxiety videos
>cry harder
idk i apologized to her through text the next day
and she still says it doesnt bother her.
i don't know whether or not if i should talk to her again
im 20 and shes 19 if that matters
>tfw chad texts me asking if i fucked her
>tfw chad is a robots best friend and looks out for me
>tfw didnt tell him yet
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>>25758988

you're actually a prime candidate for nofap, anon

i know you probably think it's a meme, but in your case porn is turning you into a cuck

also chin up, you're now a normie
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Tell her you are a virgin and she will help you I promise. If she doesn't than she is a fucking cunt. Most girls I know love breaking in virgins.
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>>25759085
yeah its been a week since i've fapped
>>25759118
ill give it another shot
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>>25759369
I had the same problem my first time, I tried not telling her I was a virgin and was convinced I would plow her and whatnot. I ended up not being able to get hard and cuddling/spending the night with her.In the mornign I confessed and we took it real slow and it was really nice. Please do this for yourself anon it will save you a lot of heartache and insecurity.
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>>25759369
No fap + honesty. You will get hard as a rock and cum buckets. Welcome to normieville, the only thing that sucks is we have to buy our tendies.
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>>25758980
>>25758988
Same thing always happens to me when I am with a new partner anon. Eventually it becomes easy as fuck. You'll be fine, its just nerves.
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>go to a girls house
>touch her tits
You aren't a fucking robot nor are you a true virgin. Fuck off.
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>>25758988
>have sex for one min
>misadventures of a virgin robot
>of a virgin robot
>a virgin robot
>virgin robot
>virgin
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>>25758988
Talk to her again. Just let her know it happens to guys during their first time. It happened to me too OP. No shame.
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>>25758988
that's no big deal
a lot of people including myself had very short times and a hard time getting up the first few times

>ree
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My first time was fucked aswell, got it up eventually but holy shit was it hard, came in like 30 sec but had second time like an hour after and it was probably best
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