Would you date a girl who wanted to eat your shit?

Probably not. It would disgust me too much. She can have my semen and saliva or find a degenerate.

Is that an offer?

>would you date a girl

yes

>>25758742
No girl would eat my goat pebbles

Do i have to watch her?
If she had every quality of a woman I appreciate and I didn't have to watch it I'd do it
And she has to rinse her mouth like 12 times a day

No, unless she is +8/10.

I get a relationship and she gets my shit? a fair trade, I say.

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>>25758742

>tfw your shit is nothing compared to Chad's 3 flush Lincoln logs

She would be eating Chad's shit within the week

>>25758742
Yes, I just wouldn't let her eat my shit

>>25758860
this thing right here to be honest to my family

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>>25758742
Sadly, yes. And I'd eat her shit, too. On a weekend night we'd get in the shower together and smear each other's shit all over our bodies until both of us were fully covered in brown.

>tfw scat fetish

>>25759132
you realize that eating shit kills you right?

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>>25759191
Yes, I do. So it's probably a good thing thing I'll be alone for ever and that I'll never find somebody to do this with.

Depends how. If its a fetish for her to be degraded and "forced" to, then probably. But if she sits down with it at the kitchen table with a fork and knife then what the fuck no

>>25758742
Only if she didn't actually do it. She'd be severely ill.

only if she wanted to but didn't actually ever do it

I don't want her do die or get sick

I'd let you OP, be my gf

>>25758742
Was this a clever way of getting me to realize I actually do have standards?

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>you will never be able to literally sell your own shit on the internet and have people buy it
https://www.pooalexa.com/shop/shippables/chocolate-fudge-brownies-singles/

>>25758853
>Implying Chad can compete with the sphincter-rending turbo nigger shits from a robot's dreadful diet.