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How do I get a deathly illness?
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How do I get a deathly illness?
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>>25757401
Depression is a deadly illness, anon, it looks like you already have one
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Walk through abandoned buildings, licking the walls.
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>>25757424
I rather meant something like cancer or whatever.
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>>25757401
Take the door off your microwave and have fun
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>>25757454
Sounds like a way to get nauseous at max. I don't want to skip school for 2 days, I want to die.
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>>25757470
Bug chasing is very popular in depressed 4chaners, i recommend you stack up on every std/sti before one finally kills you
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>>25757519
That's actually a good idea. AIDS will kill me.
But the question is: where do I find a woman with HIV?
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>>25757566
AIDS won't kill you, it will make your body unable to fight back against other illnesses. You'll most likely die of a bad strain of pneumonia.
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>>25757401
If you're serious about wanting one you already have one: insanity.
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>>25757401
1.go to Africa
2.Get malaria
3. infect hookers
4. ?????
5. profit
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>>25757619
Insanity is subjective and not a mental disorder.
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>>25757861
I assume OP wants one because they desire attention and/or NEETbux. Insanity is good enough for both. And unlike actual illnesses you can turn it off when you feel like it.
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>>25757945
I want a deathly illness as an excuse to die.
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find a reason to live
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>>25757993
No, that is pointless and impossible.
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>>25757566
You can't rely on girls to give you aids, it's hard for it to transmit from a woman to a man, you need to sell your boipucci to old guys off craigslist
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