Chads and normies of r9k, what is it like to make out with a girl?

it's stupid, you can probably have an entire relationship with sex and never kiss

I did it once in 2012, didn't feel anything really, just felt proud of myself for having done that

Put 2 fingers horizontally to your lips and make out

>>25756827
Honestly if they're good at it, and she lets you feel her up like crazy then it's better than sex.

It's less awkward, doesn't smell as bad, less expectations, you don't ever really feel embarrassed.

>>25756827
It's a pleasant experience comparable to eating something you like. It won't bring up your self worth if that's what you're asking.

People don't make out anymore unless you are having sex, leading up to sex or underage. They just kiss normally.

Making out is kinda weird outside of sex, feels like you're just getting your face dirty or some shit. During sex I find it very hot, feels like you are getting juices all over each other even harder than before, including inside your mouths.

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21 yo khv here

how do I go about my first kiss without coming off as an autistic virgin who never held hands with a girl before?

purely rhetorical question, since the realization that I'm likely to die a virgin is slowly starting to dawn on me

It's alright but it loses a lot of appeal for me when I consider that I'm just the latest in a long line of guys who have done it.

What do you actually do? Just put your tongue in her mouth and move it around?

do you just shove your tongue down her throat or lick her teeth?

kissing is just a good way of getting a cold or something

>>25756827
what i would give 2 kiss queen vlada

and i kinda agree with >>25756933 making out and not having sex is kinda weird. its nice, but it doesn't really happen anymore at least for me. once youre already touching and groping each other and etc it usually leads to something sexual.

>>25756827
its pretty special

Allthough if its with a girl you dont know you might be freaking out about little things like tounge chemistry

>Should i put it there, should i go deeper, should i let her do it?, should i be the big american baseball man and take the lead?

>>25757133
You're not going to get a cold unless you are around someone who is sick or recently sick. If they are sick, they will probably inform you so you don't try to kiss them.

>>25756827
I need to know this
18 years as a kissless virgin turned girls into something so alien that I can't even conceive how normies can interact with and touch them

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>>25757193
>big american baseball man

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>>25757193
>american baseball man

>>25756827
ive only done it once, but it really takes no skill and after youre done you feel really good about yourself

When they're good at it, it's awesome. That pure rush of sexual energy, you guys get in sync with each other, it just makes you want to rip off her clothes and pound her like the animals you are.

But when they suck at it, it's really awkward and a gigantic turnoff. You can even be proud of doing something with a girl because it was that terrible.

>>25757957
can't* whoops

when was the last time any of you fellow failed normies made out with a girl? it's been 5 months for me and she sucked.

>>25757977
6 Months.

Fuck she was so cute.

>>25757987
Lucky.

How did you fuck it up, buddy?

>>25757977
2 months, she was pretty good. We ended up fucking in the back seat.

>>25758035
Couldn't find time, im no dickhead who just blows off girls or anything but i was genuinely busy 12/hr's a day and i fucked it.

How did you fuck up yours? Or did you drop it b/c bad kisser?

>>25757957
My first kiss wasn't a simple peck or whatever, but a fucking tongue down. I remember that shit like it were yesterday. We were both starting to get drunk and she was being a bit handsy, so I just fucking went for it. It would have been bad if she turned me down, but she kissed right back. I seriously had no idea what I was doing, just whatever came naturally to me.

She started with the tip of her tongue, so I reciprocated. We did that a few more times throughout the night, each make out being more intense. As soon as I put my tongue in her mouth, she escalated it 0-100. It became an open mouth shove-my-tongue-down-your-throat makeout. Not only that, when I reached under her shirt to pull her closer, she fucking grabbed my belt and pulled herself closer. God, it was one of the hottest things ever.

I was going to take her home and try to lose my virginity to her as well, but her friend cockblocked me.

I don't talk to her anymore because she has a boyfriend now. That, and I'm too much of a beta.

>>25756827
It feels really good when it is someone you have chemistry with. Not long ago I finally got to make out with this chick, kind of chubby but she was attractive. We did it four 2 hours until our lips turned blue. It turned kind of sexual after the first hour, sucked her tits and touched her a little bit, but we couldn't do anything else because a friend of mine was in the next room and our door was broken... It was fun.

>>25756827
It's warm, soft, and occasionally tonguey.

>>25756827
it depends, can be pretty dope or boring as fuck

>>25756954
theyll know, just dont force it and dont use too much tongue

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I used to think I had bad breath, but good lord some girls aren't aware their breath stinks!

What other people have said. My last gf was fucking terrible at it and her mouth always tasted fucking bad so I had to lie and say I just really didn't like doing it even though I'm good at it.

>>25758064
Now that I think about it, I made out with one in the new year's party, watching fireworks, on acid. It was good too, but I can't stop thinking about the other girl. I guess you always want what you can't have.

>>25757133
A cold sore's more like it, anon.

>>25757977
11 years. Summer before high school senior year, when I was 17.

>>25758064
God damn, so lucky. Deets dude? What slutty girl things did she do with you?

>>25758082
Did your business fuck it, or did she get upset because you didn't spend enough time with her? My last one sucked so much at kissing, it was a no go from then. I was skeptical at first about doing anything with her since she was chubby and I'm skinny, but I sucked it up and now I regret it haha. Bad kisser, too chubby for me; I grabbed her ass and just felt my dick shrink up inside me. She had chubby girl boobs, which I hate, and we just never really talked since then.

>>25758167
That's surprisingly a really great story for someone's first kiss, was she a slut? She had to have been to be that experienced. Good job on taking charge too, I feel like not many first kiss stories pan out this well.

>>25758368
;_; I'm probably going to end up like you soon enough. I'll ask out of necessity, even though I probably know the answer, but what horrible missteps have you been taking to assure that you'll never be with a girl ever again?

>got married
>have sex every other day
>wife lets me pee on her
>she licks my butthole sometimes
>doesn't try to make out with me after

Making out is just gross.

>>25758477
>was she a slut?

The best term I can use to describe her is serial monogamist. She's also a little bit crazy and damaged, so that if I were her bf, I could be reenacting porn scenes and doing kinky shit with her.

>>25758518
>not letter her pee on you
>not licking her butthole

you're doing it wrong.

how long do you have to live with someone before you start doing the more taboo sex stuff? I always think about this when I see LT couples, I know they definitely get down with freaky shit.

Got any good stories?

>>25758541
So a slut in denial. I've had friends like that, they're the worst. You think you'll have a chance with them once they break up with someone, then boom: back into another relationship they go.

Yeah, they're always a little crazy and damaged, it's so funny how that manifests itself in sexual things in women.

hey fellow robots... i although not a chad have gotten lucky and had sex...

bj>jerking off>hj>sex

with that being said, making out isnt as cool as u would think and ever notice that white shit on peoples tongues... well it taste gross-__-


eating a girl out is kinda gross too...licking her butthole was something that sounds fucking awesome.... until u get that faint taste of shit...... granted this was after a deep shower...


if i never have sex ever again its fine as long as i can jerk off.

Don't just immediately stick your tongue down her throat. I spent a lot of time at a bar convincing a Portuguese chick to let me kiss her and she just stopped after that.

>>25757053
you start by touching your tongue to their lips/mouth if things get really heated pretty much just put it in and move it around

>>25758603
I wouldn't have minded being her bf, despite her history. I would have used her as a practice gf, so I could build up sexual stamina/skill before moving on. Let's be honest, having a crazy gf who is super kinky is the dream of most robots here.

>>25756827
Its a feeling of passion and closeness. When you're in the moment if it's someone you like, nothing feels better.

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>>25756827
It depends on the girl.

Some girls are better kisses than others and some girls have better tasting mouths than others.

Technique also plays into it.

Best case scenario it's sweet, warm and wet. Hard to describe but much like you'd expect.

Worst case scenario is unpleasant.

T b h I don't get a whole lot out of it just physically. I kiss my gf a lot because it's an easy way to express physical intimacy (easier for example than slipping my dick inside of her) and she seems to get a lot out of it.

Idk, I'm aware that this makes me sound like a 12 year old but I've kissed quite a few girls in my time and very few were anything special.

If you already have a strong emotional bond with a girl it's nice.

If it's just some rando it's pretty meh aside from the initial rush of holding and entering someone new.

>>25758617
What gross, subhuman women have you been bedding....

>>25758655
Hey, to each his own. Dating a crazy girl doesn't sound that fun; was she at least loyal to the guys she dated? That'd be the only redeeming thing about going out with a crazy.

>>25758565
Don't be silly anon, of course she pees on me and I lick her butthole. I would say it was around 3-4 years before more taboo sex stuff started happening, especially when we started sharing porn. I've been aware that she has always been like that though.

It kind of becomes a blur when you have sex with someone hundreds of times (maybe close to 1,000 now), but the most memorable times are the first time doing new things.

>first time having sex
>using drugs and sex
>watching porn and sex
>watching her eat my cum out of some other girl
>ball sucking
>licking her feet
>kneehigh socks and skirts
>using toys, oils, etc.

>>25758719
>was she at least loyal to the guys she dated?

Yes, she also unfriended me on facebook because she was afraid her new boyfriend would find out. She's also clingy so you know that will manifest itself in being submissive and possessive.

I probably shouldn't be talking about her, since it will just lead to more oneitis. I want to get her out of my head, but that makeout has burned itself into my memories.

>>25756865
>>25756876
>>25756995
honestly this tbqh fampai, you won't feel much different a day or two afterwards

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>>25758736
wew

had me worried there for a second. really it took that long? i feel like within the first year you guys would be masturbating to each other shitting or stuffing food into each others orifices.

first times are usually the best, you're right. watching her eat cum out of a girl sounds pretty sexy, definitely the best on that list.

>>25758824
that's so silly, she really dropped you that quickly because of a dude she was dating? does she at least make her way back into your life in between her relationships?

Yeah iktf, good luck with yours, I hope when you guys finally fuck it's glorious.

>>25756865
So how was your sister?

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>>25758938
thanks senpai. I hope I'll fuck her one day too, but I'm not going to hold my breath.

>>25758938
I think it's because we weren't married yet for the first two years of being together. We met on /r9k/ and took it pretty slow, because we were both sex hating virgins.

Most of the taboo shit started happening right after marriage, although there was some before too.

Normiest thread on this board

>>25756860
been with gf for 5 years and its been like this for a while

>>25756827
Exciting at first, but kind of gets old. Your jaw and even lips get tired after 5-10 minutes, and after a while it's gross to have another person's tongue against yours for so long. I unironically prefer holding her in my arms.

Making out is best as an excuse to feel her boobs and butt. Girls generally love it if you pull them close to you while kissing in bed.

>>25758518
>do degenerate things such as licking someone elses butthole and getting peed on
>kissing after
of course you both are fucking disgusting

I don't get the appeal, it's just someone else's tongue swishing around in your mouth.

>>25759306
>doesn't
I meant she won't try to tongue me after. We're very hygienic.

>>25756827
I knew two friends once. They got together as bf and gf.

They were always making out with each other and kissing each other. Girl told me it just felt really good and right, and always looked like she was high after their makeout sessions. Don't ask about how much of a Cuck I was.

>>25757977
Tuesday, unless you count kiss pecks with tongue

>>25759368
pissing on someone is degenerate and so is licking someones asshole
What the fuck is wrong with people. Kiss my ass used to be an insult, now it's a fetish.

>>25759420
I never said it wasn't degenerate, it's still really hot.

>>25756954
for the first time, especially at your age, I suggest you get super drunk and aim at the drunk girls, that's what I did for my first kiss when I was 19

>>25757977
10 days anon, felt good man

>>25757219
don't stress it bud, I had my first kiss at 19 and had sex for the first time at 21. I'm still a socially retarded fuck anyway if that makes you feel any better.