what is your future wife doing tonight?

>>25756377
I met her today during our first day of Psychology :)
I'm assuming going over the syllabus.

>>25756377
Dead people don't do anything much.

>>25756377
I'm not going to get married
My future partner, if she exists, is probably asleep as it's quite late

Running for President.

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>tfw have that exact scene in HD saved on my computer

>>25756687
Post it bloxxt

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Learning her ABC's.

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>>25756377
that fucking pepe

Sleeping next to me.

Probably gargling some Alpha cum. Once I get that siz figure income I can get her. She'll forget all about those tall buff wild dudes at the bars

>>25756377
>being into girls
ROFLMAO

>>25756377
Making out with my best friend

>>25756377
I dropped my oneitis after I noticed that she was starting to get fat (and got a boyfriend who's a loser). Now I'm no longer sure.

Not existing

Original fuck you robot

>>25756377
Emptying her sexual energy gauge before a loser like me marries her; also gets a chance to not have any of the dirty sex she had given out in her past life and as well she will not try/do some of the moves she with other men she had sex with on bed.

>>25756377
Almost certainly getting pounded by Chad.

Thrown into a sewer to hide the body.

fucking her boyfriend

I'm not sure what board you think this is norman, but if you've got a future wife you need to get out.

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>>25756377

>future wife

t-top kek

>>25756377
>implying ill marry a modern woman