Anyone else fuck their butt on the reg?
>have a seven-inch purple vibe
>suck on it to get it all wet and make my dick hard as diamonds
>push it in til I'm choking
>shove it in my ass
>press it right up against my prostate
>turn it on max
>pump it in and out really rough
>spit doesn't lube it enough so it hurts a little bit, but I love it
>cum huge loads all over, some getting on my shoulders and neck
>wipe the vibe in my cum and suck on it some more
Even thinking about it gets me so hard.
In 1997 Steve was chopping wood. He missed a step and chopped off his dick in 1997.
>tfw old /f/lash memes are long forgotten
I feel like a grandpa.
how the fuck does cum get on your shoulders? Like if you're on your back with legs in the air, does it hit your shoulders, or do you mean while riding it it flies up that far? and how much do you masturbate to cum that much?
Look at this grandpa degenerate, disgusting
He's obviously lying. Wanna know why? He's trying to trick anons into anal masturbation by over exaggeration!
too bad I do it anyway regardless of his tricks!
Seriously how do I do it so it feels good?
Also I may end up meeting a boy I like and I want to be prepared how can I make it so I can bottom for him? Will it feel good?
All I've tried is my finger in the shower.
Then tell us infamous sissy Bratposter, have you ever shot a load as grand as op's while anally masturbating?
nope, because I can't control myself and do it every chance I get so I can't build up enough for such a feat
Wow. Lame. You should hold off a week and try.
janitors need to take these avatarfags out to the >>>/trash/
If you know of any tips other than buying a cage then I'm all ears
Ew, no. Not that. It's all about mind over matter. I used to mentor my friend who fapped 3 times a day. Whenever he would get urges, I would have a long and winded conversation with him to get his mind off of things. It's easy for me because o have a relatively low libido! Whenever you get urges just say No!
How should I fall asleep then? That's been my method for as long as I remember. Should I just watch something really boring?
Benzos baby. That or the over the counter zzzquil. It's not addictive. Life isn't all about sex and giving in to such primal desires! Save up for a week and then masturbate! Thank me later, it will be an amazing orgasm.
I just had a good idea to tape it back before sleeping, so I'm gonna try that.
I've had my cum shoot up and hit my face from normal masturbation.
You must have strong kegels. Impressive.
Work on your diet. Don't do it if you drank alcohol the day before. That makes it kinda messy at least for me. Otherwise I only ever end up with my finger just slightly tanner than normal and it washes right off.
First of all, I can never get into it in the shower.
I put a towel on my bed just because but it's never really needed. Lube your finger up with lotion. Wiggle it in very slowly. Feel how tight your sphincter is. Work it in and swirl it around a little. Increase speed and depth. go for a second finger if you're reeally into it. Masturbate with your free hand. You should cum buckets if you're actually into butt play.
>You should cum buckets if you're actually into butt play
you might just not be into it
Ty for response.
Have you even done or come close to hands free?
How many fingers should I be practicing with to prepare for the boy I want to meet?
Was the difference between trying on shower and bed that big? Honestly in the shower it just feels kind of funny and poking what i think is my protate kinda hurts.
Hands free is fun but I can't cum unless I'm stroking myself. I can get really close though. Like to where I basically flick my dick and she spurts.
Order a toy if you really want to practice for him. If he knows you've never been with a guy before and is gentle you should be fine with only having used 1 or 2 fingers.
And I just don't feel comfortable in the shower, just thought i'd mention it.
Okay, I would get toy but I am living at home so it's awkward. That's main reason I've been doing it in shower only.
I guess I'll try two fingers, he is nice ad knows so maybe he can help me practice first. I just want to do what I can so we both enjoy it the most we can.
Idk it sounds like when you get that
>tense up all over
you're close to orgasm but stop yourself.
Just make sure you're well lubricated and don't stop until you're getting pleasure all over your body. Like I said I can't cum hands free, but I start getting shivers of pleasure all over my body and I can't stop myself from stroking.
It'll be okay anon-san. You'll have lots of fun together. I wish I had a
i thought so, it hard not to stop as its really my entire body that tenses up so it becomes a lot harder to stimulate myself, ill try harder though. this is also why id love to try and have someone do me, but thats not likely to happen any time soon...
wish me luck on the solo fun
I cant find my prostate anymore, i had fun with it for a couple months but then it got really hard finding it and now i just cant find it at all. I dont know what i did, maybe i enjoyed it too much and now its broken.
Do fags use buttplugs just to feel stuffed or do they actually fuck themselves with them?
How big are they and how long do you leave them in? Sounds like it'd be painful after a while.
got a few different sizes, i like my 4cm the best, can fuck it and leave it in for ages. it will need some readjustment from time to time or it will get a little uncomfortable.
got a 6cm one too thats pretty nice to just sit on
Interesting. Thanks homoanons!
I do it rarely.
Privacy, hygiene and it losing the novelty are all factors.
I'm curious about going deeper rather than thicker, but i don't want to be extreme and there is barrier i just won't push after some depth.
>I only ever end up with my finger just slightly tanner than normal
Faggots all need to be shot
>a couple inches wide
>it's not painful at all
Yeah. I can honestly say I lost my mind during the experience. I went into almost a trance prior to orgasm and my mind just went foggy for the rest of the experience. It was a bit like being drugged, where I would be thinking something, and a few seconds later realize I was repeating what I was thinking outloud without meaning to.
No joke, I was thinking to myself "don't clench, don't clench, don't clench" and halfway through cumming I hazily realized I was repeating that mantra aloud.
i need to know how to do this, please anon!
I tried using a C shaped prostate massager but it was too big. The girth was fine, but the length was too long. I could never get it fully in, it would press against something and cause a sort of odd feeling, then when I let go of the tool, it slides out a bit. I'm thinking my rectum is too small. What do
Well it was my usual routine. Started out with a small/medium plug, then moved on to stretching myself out with a huge plug
that I still am unable to take all the way without moderate discomfort.After that, I got the dildo out and started riding it cowgirl. It was nice and all but then I had an idea, why not try giving it a go in reverse cowgirl? I had done that in the past and it wasn't all that great, but I figured "why not?" I had barely gotten it halfway in before my legs started to shake a bit. By the time it was all the way in my cock was leaking milky precum and it was all downhill from there. I always laughed at the expression "my hips are moving on their own" thinking it was just that, an expression. Well, I finally understood that it was not merely an expression, but an actual phenomena. I literally could not stop my hips from bucking up and down on the dildo, and I had to hold it by the balls to keep it in place, but good lord I was desperately riding it like my life depended on it. Long story short, my cock got really, really hot and even without clenching my butt cum just started dribbling/pouring out. It was mind-shattering desu. Fuck you homos, I'm really regretting not doing it again today.
Unfortunately, I turned into a huge butt-slut towards the end of 2015 and I've been working my way up from a finger or two, to a dildo with almost a 6" girth.
I can link you if you'd like, but all in all, I absolutely recommend a dildo with a curve. I don't enjoy straight dildos for cowgirl/reverse cowgirl but dildos with a nice curve are elder-god tier.
I really, really, really don't recommend budget toys. I tried to go with budget toys, and all I got was a burning sensation and extreme discomfort. Sex toys are a lot like clothes, in that it's better to save your money and invest in 1-2 nice pieces, instead of wasting money on things that aren't going to work as well or potentially cause your pain/discomfort.
I guess it depends on the person though. I knew I was going to be using the toys I purchased fairly frequently, so I didn't want to skimp out.
I don't feel anything when I tried, nor did I feel anything when I got fucked. I mean it was small, but still. Granted I don't feel anything when jerking off regularly either so I may just be fucked in the head
also fuck you guys, time to pull out the toys...
Well, the first one was with this one.
But I've gotten really close with this one as well:
Don't freak out about the price. I'm not expecting anyone to be comfortable with that kind of price-tag, but I happen to enjoy their products so I tend to shop with them, as I am a creature of habit.
I honestly couldn't say. I'm not familiar with the brand, but in 99.9% of cases you want to go with silicone, for your body's sake. I will warn you, that it is all too common for toy manufacturers to claim something is silicone, and then it ends up being a silicone blend, which has the potential to be dangerous. Companies can have the manufacturers put whatever they want on the box, even if its not true at all. The sex toy industry is largely unregulated, so you can never be too sure. If you've got the time and are bored, google "toxic sex toys" and check out the first link. It has a list of a bunch of safe/non-toxic toy manufacturers/sellers and breaks down what's going on in the sex toy industry.
I despise the site, but for niche things like quality sex toys its very helpful.
id say this is my favorite toy so far, i just hope im not putting cancer into my butt. but god damn it does a good job, you can instantly feel it when you rub it on the prostate
anyone else experiencing that you pee during stimulation?
Pee during stimulation? No but I wouldn't doubt it.
There have been times where I pee and at the end I feel a burny sensation and some cum drips out. This has happened when I've not been fapping though so it makes sense I guess.
No but i've clicked some circles and produced similar results
Just don't forget to use tons of lube and take it slowly, no matter what size.
>I don't want a stretched out anus.
This really isn't a concern unless you're taking horse-cocks on the daily and not doing enough preparation beforehand. You don't need a massive dildo up your ass to enjoy it. I've gotten plenty of pleasure out of a ~4.75-5" dildo. At the same time, I have to work my way up to be able to even take that much, because my ass is so tight
no homo.I have literally spent about 2-3 hours stretching my ass to easily take a 5.75" dildo, and then after 2 hours of nothing being in my ass, barely being able to fit it back in even with a ton of lube. Just do kegels, use tons of lube, take it slow at first, learn to relax your muscles, and don't take 11" cocks up your ass daily.
Maybe? But probably not. It becomes an issue with sex toys, because they tend to be made with extremely questionable materials, whereas most pens/sharpies/etc. tend to be part of a highly regulated industry. As previously mentioned, the sex toy industry is largely unregulated, if it's even regulated at all.
>in 99.9% of cases you want to go with silicone
Forgot to add, glass and stainless steel are just as good as silicone in terms of safety.
I haven't experienced that, but it's understandable since the prostate is in close proximity to the bladder.
>Licking the turds off
This anon has no idea how his asshole works
Nah, glass is pretty great apparently. It's non-porous and phthalate-free. You can heat it up, or dip it in a bowl of ice-water and they're super smooth so insertion should be a piece of cake. Just make sure it's solid, otherwise have fun explaining that to the doctor.
On a side note, glass plugs are really lewd. They stretch you open, and since you can see "through" them, you can see just how wide you're getting stretched.
I'm reading g this thread and now I'm wondering, what's the best way to massage that prostate. I'm seeing a lot of dildo users, but how do you aim those into the prostate, since there were designed for the vag
>wake up after trying to sleep
>feel horribly nauseous
>read this thread
>feel even more sick
Eughghghhhh help me.
you fags are just making excuses, of course theres gonna be traces of fecal matter on the dildo, you cant avoid that unless you scrub your colon clean first. just passing water through is not gonna clean everything, the same as just standing under a shower is not gonna get your skin very clean, unless you actively clean it.
>it's 1 am
>I have class at 9 am
>instead of sleeping I'm discussing my anal adventures with anon
Where did it all go so
I hope you feel better soon, you flaming homosexual. Try slowly rubbing your stomach in a clockwise motion with the palm of your hand.
right, thats why no one does ass to mouth, oh wait
>Lewd, you are.
It can't be helped. I'm thinking about buying an anal trainer so I can take bigger toys, and then my final piece will probably be something like a
Dragon Dildothat cums.
Well, to be fair, a2m scenes in porn are a whole different breed than amateur a2m. I've heard that there is an almost clinical cleanliness to the asses in porn a2m, because they have to do so many cleansings in order to keep things "safe." I personally would never do a2m, but to each their own.
In honor of you, sweet anon, I will have an unboxing thread whenever I decide to get one.
They tend to be fairly affordable as long as you don't get anything bigger than a Medium. If you have any non-negative income, you might be able to save up for one, as a present to yourself. That's what I'm going to do; I'm going to order one for my birthday, and I order a dildo for myself for Christmas too.
they look like the feel really damn good, that about covers it from my perspective
ill be sure to keep any eye out for it.
sadly i have a net income of 0 almost always, but saving up for a birthday present isnt a bad idea, good thing theres months to go