Anyone else fuck their butt on the reg? >have a seven-inch

I tried. It was exciting the first couple of times, but after the novelty wore off it just felt like a hassle and I haven't bothered since.

I never regret fingering myself, it's just hard to keep it clean enough down there, you know?

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In 1997 Steve was chopping wood. He missed a step and chopped off his dick in 1997.

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>>25755454
>tfw old /f/lash memes are long forgotten

I feel like a grandpa.

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how the fuck does cum get on your shoulders? Like if you're on your back with legs in the air, does it hit your shoulders, or do you mean while riding it it flies up that far? and how much do you masturbate to cum that much?

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>>25755328
>>25755385
>>25755416
>>25755430
>>25755454
>>25755479
>>25755506
>>25755564
Look at this grandpa degenerate, disgusting

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>>25755564
He's obviously lying. Wanna know why? He's trying to trick anons into anal masturbation by over exaggeration!

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>>25755628
too bad I do it anyway regardless of his tricks!

Seriously how do I do it so it feels good?
Also I may end up meeting a boy I like and I want to be prepared how can I make it so I can bottom for him? Will it feel good?
All I've tried is my finger in the shower.

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>>25755618
everyone look at the whore and laugh

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>>25755648
Then tell us infamous sissy Bratposter, have you ever shot a load as grand as op's while anally masturbating?

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>>25755751
nope, because I can't control myself and do it every chance I get so I can't build up enough for such a feat

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>>25755805
Wow. Lame. You should hold off a week and try.

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janitors need to take these avatarfags out to the >>>/trash/

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>>25755898
If you know of any tips other than buying a cage then I'm all ears

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>>25755921
Ew, no. Not that. It's all about mind over matter. I used to mentor my friend who fapped 3 times a day. Whenever he would get urges, I would have a long and winded conversation with him to get his mind off of things. It's easy for me because o have a relatively low libido! Whenever you get urges just say No!

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>>25755663
pls respond
teach me

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>>25755970
How should I fall asleep then? That's been my method for as long as I remember. Should I just watch something really boring?

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>>25755918
you're speaking everyone's mind, anon

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>>25756011
Benzos baby. That or the over the counter zzzquil. It's not addictive. Life isn't all about sex and giving in to such primal desires! Save up for a week and then masturbate! Thank me later, it will be an amazing orgasm.

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>>25756106
I just had a good idea to tape it back before sleeping, so I'm gonna try that.

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>>25756151
How barberic! Tell me how it goes.

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>tfw you find the master bait
Good game OP.

>>25755328
ive tried for ages without luck, how the fuck do i do it? am i using the wrong tools?

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>>25755628
I've had my cum shoot up and hit my face from normal masturbation.

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>>25756216
You must have strong kegels. Impressive.

>>25755328
Gonna need a pic here

>>25755416
Work on your diet. Don't do it if you drank alcohol the day before. That makes it kinda messy at least for me. Otherwise I only ever end up with my finger just slightly tanner than normal and it washes right off.
>>25755972
First of all, I can never get into it in the shower.
I put a towel on my bed just because but it's never really needed. Lube your finger up with lotion. Wiggle it in very slowly. Feel how tight your sphincter is. Work it in and swirl it around a little. Increase speed and depth. go for a second finger if you're reeally into it. Masturbate with your free hand. You should cum buckets if you're actually into butt play.
>>25756214
again
>You should cum buckets if you're actually into butt play
you might just not be into it

>>25757472
i think i am, its just that whenever it starts feeling really good i either tense up all over or ive gotten tired in my arm

>>25757472
Ty for response.
Have you even done or come close to hands free?
How many fingers should I be practicing with to prepare for the boy I want to meet?

Was the difference between trying on shower and bed that big? Honestly in the shower it just feels kind of funny and poking what i think is my protate kinda hurts.

>>25757561
Hands free is fun but I can't cum unless I'm stroking myself. I can get really close though. Like to where I basically flick my dick and she spurts.
Order a toy if you really want to practice for him. If he knows you've never been with a guy before and is gentle you should be fine with only having used 1 or 2 fingers.

And I just don't feel comfortable in the shower, just thought i'd mention it.

>>25755663
For me, I liked the feeling naturally. (Not OP)

>>25757723
any advice for me? >>25757509
i really want to be able to do it hands free, stroking myself whilst doing it is really good though

>>25757723
Okay, I would get toy but I am living at home so it's awkward. That's main reason I've been doing it in shower only.
I guess I'll try two fingers, he is nice ad knows so maybe he can help me practice first. I just want to do what I can so we both enjoy it the most we can.

>>25757783
Idk it sounds like when you get that
>tense up all over
you're close to orgasm but stop yourself.
Just make sure you're well lubricated and don't stop until you're getting pleasure all over your body. Like I said I can't cum hands free, but I start getting shivers of pleasure all over my body and I can't stop myself from stroking.

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>>25757788
It'll be okay anon-san. You'll have lots of fun together. I wish I had a nice bf

>>25757913
i thought so, it hard not to stop as its really my entire body that tenses up so it becomes a lot harder to stimulate myself, ill try harder though. this is also why id love to try and have someone do me, but thats not likely to happen any time soon...

wish me luck on the solo fun

>>25755328
I cant find my prostate anymore, i had fun with it for a couple months but then it got really hard finding it and now i just cant find it at all. I dont know what i did, maybe i enjoyed it too much and now its broken.

>>25757989
Grindr can get you laid. If you're desperate.
Gl anon.

i haven't had a good experience with it

i like my buttplug though

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>>25758062
Do fags use buttplugs just to feel stuffed or do they actually fuck themselves with them?

>>25758093
to feel stuffed

>>25758093
both are good to me

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>>25758105
>>25758118
How big are they and how long do you leave them in? Sounds like it'd be painful after a while.

>>25758145
a couple of inches tall and a couple inches wide

it's not painful at all

you want to relube after awhile but that's about it

>>25758145
got a few different sizes, i like my 4cm the best, can fuck it and leave it in for ages. it will need some readjustment from time to time or it will get a little uncomfortable.
got a 6cm one too thats pretty nice to just sit on

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>>25758175
>>25758194

Interesting. Thanks homoanons!

>>25758220
any time familia

I do it rarely.
Privacy, hygiene and it losing the novelty are all factors.
I'm curious about going deeper rather than thicker, but i don't want to be extreme and there is barrier i just won't push after some depth.

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>>25757472
>I only ever end up with my finger just slightly tanner than normal
>just
Faggots all need to be shot

>>25758746
At least I'm not afraid to experiment with my body you homophobic piece of shit.

all these weeb avatar fags in anal masturbation thread

wow color me shocked

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>>25758175
>a couple inches wide
>it's not painful at all

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>>25758857
>muh homophobes

>tfw hands-free orgasm for the first time the other day
2016's starting off pretty good desu.

>>25759270
im envious, were you shaking all over?

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>>25759270
Please tell us about it!

>>25759307
Yeah. I can honestly say I lost my mind during the experience. I went into almost a trance prior to orgasm and my mind just went foggy for the rest of the experience. It was a bit like being drugged, where I would be thinking something, and a few seconds later realize I was repeating what I was thinking outloud without meaning to.
No joke, I was thinking to myself "don't clench, don't clench, don't clench" and halfway through cumming I hazily realized I was repeating that mantra aloud.

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>>25759389
i need to know how to do this, please anon!

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>>25759389
d-did you use a toy or just fingers?

I tried using a C shaped prostate massager but it was too big. The girth was fine, but the length was too long. I could never get it fully in, it would press against something and cause a sort of odd feeling, then when I let go of the tool, it slides out a bit. I'm thinking my rectum is too small. What do

>>25759370
Well it was my usual routine. Started out with a small/medium plug, then moved on to stretching myself out with a huge plug that I still am unable to take all the way without moderate discomfort. After that, I got the dildo out and started riding it cowgirl. It was nice and all but then I had an idea, why not try giving it a go in reverse cowgirl? I had done that in the past and it wasn't all that great, but I figured "why not?" I had barely gotten it halfway in before my legs started to shake a bit. By the time it was all the way in my cock was leaking milky precum and it was all downhill from there. I always laughed at the expression "my hips are moving on their own" thinking it was just that, an expression. Well, I finally understood that it was not merely an expression, but an actual phenomena. I literally could not stop my hips from bucking up and down on the dildo, and I had to hold it by the balls to keep it in place, but good lord I was desperately riding it like my life depended on it. Long story short, my cock got really, really hot and even without clenching my butt cum just started dribbling/pouring out. It was mind-shattering desu.

Fuck you homos, I'm really regretting not doing it again today.

>>25759564
brb I'm ordering that dildo that's been in my amazon cart for a week.

Anyone know any good budget toys?

Dildos are too expensive

>>25759588
like 20-30 bucks for a quality toy...expensive? what sites are you looking on?

>>25759587
which dildo?

>>25759564
what dildo? ive gotten a bit of a similar feeling using a prostate massager, but as i said earlier in the thread, i tens up when it gets good. i hate it

>>25759621
>implying I have 20-30 bucks to blow on a dildo

>>25759627
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0178M5L10?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=ox_sc_act_title_4&smid=A3KB7XYG03LIW1
I don't want to get too big of one :3

>>25759461
Toy(s).
Unfortunately, I turned into a huge butt-slut towards the end of 2015 and I've been working my way up from a finger or two, to a dildo with almost a 6" girth.
I can link you if you'd like, but all in all, I absolutely recommend a dildo with a curve. I don't enjoy straight dildos for cowgirl/reverse cowgirl but dildos with a nice curve are elder-god tier.
>>25759588
I really, really, really don't recommend budget toys. I tried to go with budget toys, and all I got was a burning sensation and extreme discomfort. Sex toys are a lot like clothes, in that it's better to save your money and invest in 1-2 nice pieces, instead of wasting money on things that aren't going to work as well or potentially cause your pain/discomfort.
I guess it depends on the person though. I knew I was going to be using the toys I purchased fairly frequently, so I didn't want to skimp out.

>>25759684
Is silicone okay? like >>25759673
That one? I'm not trying to be cheap that's just what I found and don't want a massive one for my first toy

>>25755328
I would, but I don't want a stretched out anus.

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I don't feel anything when I tried, nor did I feel anything when I got fucked. I mean it was small, but still. Granted I don't feel anything when jerking off regularly either so I may just be fucked in the head

I have a compulsive habit to go to the bathroom and finger my butt until I feel like nothing else will come out. I do it about once or twice an hour.
It calms me down kind of.

>>25759757
That's strange, I feel like I would get hemerhoids if I fingered my bung hole that much.

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>>25759757
same here

also fuck you guys, time to pull out the toys...

>>25759797
Sigh* it is about that time after all. Time to smoke some bud.

>>25759839
you bet ya it is

>>25759644
Well, the first one was with this one.
>http://vixencreations.com/collections/vixskin/products/vixskin-johnny?variant=1661688068
But I've gotten really close with this one as well:
>http://vixencreations.com/collections/vixskin/products/mustang?variant=1662059716
Don't freak out about the price. I'm not expecting anyone to be comfortable with that kind of price-tag, but I happen to enjoy their products so I tend to shop with them, as I am a creature of habit.
>>25759719
I honestly couldn't say. I'm not familiar with the brand, but in 99.9% of cases you want to go with silicone, for your body's sake. I will warn you, that it is all too common for toy manufacturers to claim something is silicone, and then it ends up being a silicone blend, which has the potential to be dangerous. Companies can have the manufacturers put whatever they want on the box, even if its not true at all. The sex toy industry is largely unregulated, so you can never be too sure. If you've got the time and are bored, google "toxic sex toys" and check out the first link. It has a list of a bunch of safe/non-toxic toy manufacturers/sellers and breaks down what's going on in the sex toy industry. I despise the site, but for niche things like quality sex toys its very helpful.

>>25760028
Okay thanks so much for the warning I'll make sure not to poison my butt.

>>25760028
Have I been poisoning my anus all along sticking the plastic ends of pens inside?

>>25760028
id say this is my favorite toy so far, i just hope im not putting cancer into my butt. but god damn it does a good job, you can instantly feel it when you rub it on the prostate

anyone else experiencing that you pee during stimulation?

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>>25760180
forgot image #muhoriginality

>>25760180
Pee during stimulation? No but I wouldn't doubt it.
There have been times where I pee and at the end I feel a burny sensation and some cum drips out. This has happened when I've not been fapping though so it makes sense I guess.

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>>25755328
No but i've clicked some circles and produced similar results

>>25760070
Just don't forget to use tons of lube and take it slowly, no matter what size.
>>25759721
>I don't want a stretched out anus.
This really isn't a concern unless you're taking horse-cocks on the daily and not doing enough preparation beforehand. You don't need a massive dildo up your ass to enjoy it. I've gotten plenty of pleasure out of a ~4.75-5" dildo. At the same time, I have to work my way up to be able to even take that much, because my ass is so tight no homo. I have literally spent about 2-3 hours stretching my ass to easily take a 5.75" dildo, and then after 2 hours of nothing being in my ass, barely being able to fit it back in even with a ton of lube. Just do kegels, use tons of lube, take it slow at first, learn to relax your muscles, and don't take 11" cocks up your ass daily.
>>25760109
Maybe? But probably not. It becomes an issue with sex toys, because they tend to be made with extremely questionable materials, whereas most pens/sharpies/etc. tend to be part of a highly regulated industry. As previously mentioned, the sex toy industry is largely unregulated, if it's even regulated at all.
>>25760028
>in 99.9% of cases you want to go with silicone
Forgot to add, glass and stainless steel are just as good as silicone in terms of safety.
>>25760180
I haven't experienced that, but it's understandable since the prostate is in close proximity to the bladder.

>>25760399
so perhaps ive just been going a little too deep? it really kills the mood having to stop and go piss...

>>25755328
No m8, buttfucking myself and licking the turds off the dildo sounds weird and fucking disgusting

>>25760399
Is there anything wrong with glass?

Assuming it won't shatter inside you.

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>>25760455
>Licking the turds off
This anon has no idea how his asshole works

>>25760465
as long as its solid theres nothing wrong with it, given you arent needing anything flexible

>>25760465
there's only a 5% chance, you should be okay

>>25760465
Nah, glass is pretty great apparently. It's non-porous and phthalate-free. You can heat it up, or dip it in a bowl of ice-water and they're super smooth so insertion should be a piece of cake. Just make sure it's solid, otherwise have fun explaining that to the doctor.

On a side note, glass plugs are really lewd. They stretch you open, and since you can see "through" them, you can see just how wide you're getting stretched.

>>25759554
I'm reading g this thread and now I'm wondering, what's the best way to massage that prostate. I'm seeing a lot of dildo users, but how do you aim those into the prostate, since there were designed for the vag

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>>25760582
>tfw bought a speculum just for this

>>25760492
>now this is shit posting!

So something that has been 6 inches up a person's butt will have no fecal matter on it?

Really are you fucking retarded? Enjoy your e-coli m8

>>25760656
Sure maybe if you're a fucking pig. An ass can be clean if you do it right y'know.

>>25760656
ive shoved something up to my transverse colon, no poop, just clean yourself out nerd

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>wake up after trying to sleep
>feel horribly nauseous
>read this thread
>feel even more sick

Eughghghhhh help me.

>>25760689
>>25760700
you fags are just making excuses, of course theres gonna be traces of fecal matter on the dildo, you cant avoid that unless you scrub your colon clean first. just passing water through is not gonna clean everything, the same as just standing under a shower is not gonna get your skin very clean, unless you actively clean it.

>>25760689
No it really can't. There is no way to truly remove all the fecal matter and bacteria(which can kill you if you ingest it).

>it's 1 am
>I have class at 9 am
>instead of sleeping I'm discussing my anal adventures with anon
Where did it all go so right?
>>25760722
I hope you feel better soon, you flaming homosexual. Try slowly rubbing your stomach in a clockwise motion with the palm of your hand.

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>>25760761
right, thats why no one does ass to mouth, oh wait

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>>25760804
Lewd, you are. Sleep one does not need.

>>25760812
people do ass to mouth despite the fact the dicks have ass sauce on them, porn stars have said in interviews that they can taste the ass on dicks in a2m scenes

>>25760888
ofc, its the fucking mucous secreted by the intestinal walls, surely thatll have a taste just like every other secretion

>>25760863
>Lewd, you are.
It can't be helped. I'm thinking about buying an anal trainer so I can take bigger toys, and then my final piece will probably be something like a Dragon Dildo that cums.
>>25760888
Well, to be fair, a2m scenes in porn are a whole different breed than amateur a2m. I've heard that there is an almost clinical cleanliness to the asses in porn a2m, because they have to do so many cleansings in order to keep things "safe." I personally would never do a2m, but to each their own.

>>25760971
if only i had the money for a bad dragon

>>25761014
whats so good about BD? they look weirdly shaped and too huge to be practical anyway

>>25761014
In honor of you, sweet anon, I will have an unboxing thread whenever I decide to get one.
They tend to be fairly affordable as long as you don't get anything bigger than a Medium. If you have any non-negative income, you might be able to save up for one, as a present to yourself. That's what I'm going to do; I'm going to order one for my birthday, and I order a dildo for myself for Christmas too.

>>25761071
they look like the feel really damn good, that about covers it from my perspective

>>25761092
ill be sure to keep any eye out for it.
sadly i have a net income of 0 almost always, but saving up for a birthday present isnt a bad idea, good thing theres months to go