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Hello yes I'd like one gf please.

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Hello yes I'd like one gf please.
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Hello! Welcome to Girl-Friends-4-u

Before you give you a gf, can you please answer the following questions.

Height?
Wealth?
Dick Size?
Last previous relationships?
Number of Friends?
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>>25755049
5'8
-$15,000
6 inches
0
0
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>>25754972
>health
6'2 17% body fat 189 pounds
>wealth
165k income after taxes yearly
>dicksize
5.5 god damnit
>last previous relationship
i never had one, 23
>number of friends
not many
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>>25755078
Hmmm...
Well Mr.Anon, based on those answers, it seems like you do not qualify for a gf. We are greatly sorry, but would love to see you again next month!
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I heard they were giving out free gfs here.

I would like one gf pls. Thank you.
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>>25755097
Based on these result, we can offer you a gf from our Golddigger department.
We're going to need a down payment of $25,000.
Would you like insurance?
>>
>>25755167
Please state your qualifications.
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>Height
6'0
>Wealth
dad's allowance
>dicksize
4.5
>Last previous relationship
I got dumped after a month because I told her I was a virgin and she didn't believe me
>Number of friends
I've got like 5 online friends and 0 real life friends.
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>>25755049
6ft
$135,000
7 inches
2
A few, 10 or so
>>
>>25755285
Sorry sir, you are overqualified.
>>
>>25755049
5.7
0
6.3inches
none
0 unless online friends count then like 6
>>
>>25755201
Just gimme the GF PLEASE, I beg you, I'll do anything.

Ill sell my soul to SATAN pls just one gf just for an hour.
>>
>>25755049
6 feet
$20
6 inches
n/a
0

I'll take one gf pls
>>
>>25755282
I've been waiting over 30 minutes for a girlfriend. Can I speak to your manager?


Fuckin wagekeks
>>
>>25755049
>Height?
1,80~1,82
>Wealth?
mommy's lunch money
>Dick Size?
19cm
>Last previous relationships?
I kissed a girl when I was 13
>Number of Friends?
2, online
Im 18yo
>>
Height
>5'10
Wealth
>70k a year after taxes
Dick Size
>just slightly shy of 6"
Last Previous Relationship
>Spring of last year with a tiny Asian chick for a few months
Number of friends
>Quite a few but only like 7 or 8 close ones
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>>25755049
5'11
Not poorfag
6.5"
None
~25
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>>25754972
1.) 5'9"
2,) ~5,000 (college student)
3.) 7"
4.) nothing significant
5.) lots, only three real ones.
>>
>>25755049
6'5''
$300k a year
9 inches
lost count
About 30 close ones, few hundred acquaintances

I want a gf and I always take what I want. Fight me.
>>
>>25755097
>>25755186

better get the insurance anon
>>
>>25755049

Height?
>6'2"
Wealth?
Student, upper middle class family
Dick Size?
5.5
Last previous relationships?
none
Number of Friends?
~15
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