>"Have you really never kissed a girl anon? lol!"

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kiss me now

or i kiss your grave later

Nope. You have to be muscular and outgoing for a girl to like you enough to kiss you.

>>25754952

Being muscular actually doesn't help, it's basically just about being a normie

>>25755037
it sort of does. you just gotta have a alright looking face

>>25754858
no I didn't
and I couldn't care less
bitch

>>25754952
you don't have to be muscular
>>25755132
although your face does matter for initial attraction
so is your personality which plays ~20% into the determination of which partner will like you

>>25754858
no because I am not interested in kissing cum tainted lips.

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>>25754858

Wanna see my birthday pictures I carry in my wallet?

>>25754858

I finally met a gf and she thought it was the cutest thing ever that she was my first kiss

>>25755346
How old are you?
Im scared, I usually just say ive had sex but nobody really belives me

>>25755346
Well if you're 15 maybe. Now if you're just over 30, things will be quite different.

>>25755216
lol kissless virgin fag

I swear on the lords holy name, if a girl ever says this to me, I'll go full on, elliot rodger - tier autist on her

>>25755814
Keep licking up Jamals leftovers m8, whatever you like.

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>>25755877
lol i knew you were going to post some bs like this. You know I'm right when I say you're being a little whinny bitch. Maybe if you looked after yourself you'd get a kiss from an actual girl.

holy fuck I'm so glad I don't come here as much as I used to.

lol but whatever I'll continue kissing girls while you wait for your pure virgin girl lmao.

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>>25754858
>get drunk with friends
>almost kiss a girl
>her boyfriend threatens to punch me in the face
>spend rest of night vomiting

>>25755649
I wonder how a female would react to hearing she was your first kiss at 30+ years old. It couldn't be good, no matter how understanding she is. Best bet is probably to just not bring it up until well after the fact, or lie.

Fake it till you make it, etc. I think about this a lot because I'm fucking 33 and at this point there's no other way around it.

>>25755963
I'm not waiting for anything. But every time you kiss those girls, just imagine all the other cocks they have sucked in the past and how you are so very eager to put your own lips on that.

I assume you just like the taste.

>>25756022
Yeah I'll be 32. I think it would be too much for most women, they would probably assume you're a serial killer or something along those lines and freak out.

I also wonder how it would change the womans view on you. Generally I can make great conversation among a somewhat established group of people, they laugh and everybody is having a good time. Nobody would think this of me.

But my guess is that they would feel kinda cheated on their perception of you and be upset.

>>25754952
Don't forget height and face.

>>25756039
>just imagine all the other cocks they have sucked in the past and how you are so very eager to put your own lips on that.
lol dude you'r so insecure that it's almost sad.
:(

I'm not gay, so I wouldn't think about dicks while I'm kissing an actual girl. Also if the girl is clean and she doesn't have cum in her mouth then its good.


>inb4 hurrr she not clean because chad/tronne fucked her.

again dude you're so pathetic
I can see why girls don't like you.

>>25756077
Exactly, not coming off as a psychopath or murderer or at the very least mentally unbalanced is the hard part. I think it would be easier if I fit the woman's preconceived idea of a 30+ year old virgin, overweight, unattractive, lives at home, no job, etc. But I don't. I know I can come off as a little odd sometimes but otherwise, as you said, no one would suspect it of me.

If anybody found out though, they'd have to think something was wrong with me.

>>25756137
>I can see why girls don't like you.

They do. But I hate how superficial and hollow 99% of people are.

Also, please try to explain how exactly I'm pathethic just because I don't share your view on things. I'm curious about that argument.

how can you kiss a girl who has kissed other guys? Just feels so gross
I hate women

>>25754858
People who ask me this are fucking stupid. I usually just ask them 'who would?' which I guess is sort of cringy. What's worse is that I've had this shit since I was like 10.

>>25756233
Just once I would like to try it though, I'm just too curious about the reaction. Probably never gonna happen.

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>>25756385
They way you've been messaging me tells me that you have a few problems with women.
Like you said before:
>Keep licking up Jamals leftovers m8
>just imagine all the other cocks they have sucked in the past and how you are so very eager to put your own lips on that.


shit like that makes you look pathetic and insecure. lol like why the fuck would you bring that up?

also
>But I hate how superficial and hollow 99% of people are.
bro, just because you deal with a few cunty people in your life doesn't mean they're all like that.

if you saw me you wouldn't ask

no one ever asked me that question

>>25756550
>shit like that makes you look pathetic and insecure

That is not an argument. That is just saying I have this view on things and since you don't agree you're terrible. Maybe you're female.

>bro, just because you deal with a few cunty people in your life doesn't mean they're all like that.

Most people will use your kindness towards them for personal gain, that is almost how everyone on this planet operates.

Question for the robots who didn't have their first kiss until later in life, say 25 or older. Was it awkward? Was it obvious you didn't know what you were doing or did it come naturally and at worst seemed like you just weren't very good at it?

Because explaining that you're a virgin at that age might be hard, but understandable. Explaining that you've never kissed anyone though just seems like it would drive people away.

No, I have not,

I am 35 and no, I have not.

It hurts enough to keep drawing breath.

Why do you insist on making it hurt just a little bit more by mocking me?

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A girl in my class kissed me on the cheek in preschool while we were playing House. That counts, right?

>>25756709
>That counts, right?
yes it does you womanized

>>25755814
I have chad friends and you don't even want to know the kind of degreating shit they do to their girlfriends. they make a regular porno look like a disney film. fuck that shit I will never in my life date a non-virgin cum tainted whore.

You're missing the point, bro.

But whatever if you want to be /r9k/mode forever then alright man have fun. Like I said I'm glad I don't come here too often anymore. This place really warps your mind.

>Most people will use your kindness towards them for personal gain, that is almost how everyone on this planet operates.

I do agree with this to a certain degree. Which is why it's your job to decide who to let in your life and who to cut out. Don't do every single thing for people stand up for yourself, bro. Fucking say no if you don't feel comfortable.

tldr; be nice, but not too nice

>>25754858
I've never kissed or touched a man. I wonder what it's like.

>>25756784
Also don't be like this fag>>25756783


lol have fun waiting for your pure virgin girl. fucking 11 year olds are getting laid now.

>>25756794
that's pretty gay, stop being a faggot

>>25756783
This pretty much. I would never want to have a fucked up chick who did all kinds of crazy ass shit with her 6 previous boyfriends lying next to me "oh anon I love you".

Like fucking hell.

>>25756878
>>25756878
time to convert


THERE IS NO GOD BUT GOD AND MUHAMMAD IS HIS PROPHET

THERE IS NO GOD BUT GOD AND MUHAMMAD IS HIS PROPHET

>>25755407
>>25755649

we were both 20

>>25756812
>fucking 11 year olds are getting laid now

that is really sad I would not be surprise if they become single mothers with a shit ton of emotional baggage.

>>25756878

I'm in love with a girl who's had 5 boyfriends before me and honestly that does really fuck me up, she's my first girl. I'm the first man she's ever been in love with and that does mean a lot to me, but it makes me depressed when I think about the things she did with her other boyfriends. Honestly it does fuck with me, it's the one negative aspect of the relationship

>>25757196
>I'm in love with a girl who's had 5 boyfriends before me
>I'm the first man she's ever been in love with


AHAHAHAHAHHHAA

>>25756012
I appreciate the gif.

>>25754858
>STUPID BITCH I HOPE YOU GET CANCER LIKE THAT I CAN SEE YOU ROTT

>>25757196
>5 boyfriends

nigger women lie about that you need to multiply that by 3. her actual number is 15. men are thirty as fuck and women are going to jump on that cock carousel.

>>25756683
We are still waiting for the first kis senpai, it getting harder with age, not easier.

at some point you just stop carrying, because it is not that big deal

>>25757196
>>I'm in love with a girl who's had 5 boyfriends before me
>>I'm the first man she's ever been in love with

LOL anon did you actually believe that?
luck with that girl haha

>>25754858
i wish you would stop making these threads everyday, or put on a trip so i can filter you

>>25756683
>Because explaining that you're a virgin at that age might be hard, but understandable. Explaining that you've never kissed anyone though just seems like it would drive people away.
But those two are directly related.

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>>25757196
Why was she dating people she doesn't care about?
Links
http://nationalmarriageproject.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/NMP-BeforeIDoReport-Final.pdf
http://www.medicaldaily.com/ignorance-bliss-when-it-comes-marriage-fewer-partners-youve-had-more-likely-your-298752
http://socialpathology.blogspot.com.au/2010/09/sexual-partner-divorce-risk.html
http://socialpathology.blogspot.com/2012/08/more-promiscuity-data.html
PDFS
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/series/sr_23/sr23_028.pdf
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nhsr/nhsr036.pdf

no i havent

kill me

please kill me

>>25757415

Wizard speaking.

It does not get easier, and you do not stop caring.

It becomes far more horrible the older you become. What could be bearable over a year becomes painful over a month. And what you could endure in a month becomes agonizing in a day.

Because Time is a cruel master. And He doesn't care that you're going to the grave without ever living as humans live.

>>25757415
I'm well beyond the 25 year mark, and I know how hard it is. Which is why I'm asking. I've got girls in my life that I care about and are very possible first-gf contenders, but the thought of being completely inexperienced if and when the first kiss ever comes makes acting on those feelings that much more difficult.

>>25757529
Yes and no, even virgins have opportunities to kiss at some points in their lives. Being a virgin into your late 20s/30s/beyond is unusual but not unthinkable. Being a kissless virgin into the same years is much more unlikely, and more likely to be taken as a sign that something is wrong with you.

>>25757621
>that I care about and are very possible first-gf contenders

anon i dont see you in that way but we can stay good friends for sure!

>>25757684
I had one tiny kiss when i was 23. Zero chance for sex before or after and no kissing opportunities. I'm 32 soon.

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>>25757621
kek
thats what is wrong with this board, people at age 25+ lack experience of 12 year old boy when it comes to girls

My only kiss was one I stole from the girl I liked when we were in 6th grade.

I was a fat and hairy kid, and my best friend at the time was on the soccer team. This one cute girl I liked started to hang around me more, and one da she told me she liked my best friend.

I got pissed and forcefully kissed her. She started crying and said I stole her first.

Her brother beat me up the next day and then she moved schools.

Does that even count?

>>25754858
I haven't had a kiss since the ball dropped on NYE.

>>25757731
The gods have not been kind to us. They have been infinitely kinder to you.

Why can't you just be grateful that you don't have to live as we do? Why do you need to compound our already considerable misery?

>>25757731
It's not like anyone denies it? What else would you expect?
>>25757770
I think only high school really counts, the babysitters daughter would kiss me and make me play mommy and daddy when we were 6, I don't count her going down on me as oral sex seeing as I didn't get hard and was mostly confused, guilty, and angry over the whole thing.

>>25754952
You don't need to be muscular or outgoing.
You really just need to be attractive.
Especially if you're a skinny nerdy-looking white guy with a cute face, that's the type that's in style now for college aged girls.

>>25757684
I actually want to be a kiss-less virgin on purpose to appear as abnormal as possible.

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>>25757828
>Why can't you just be grateful that you don't have to live as we do?

Its almost 5am, friday in my country and I am shitpostin with you. I am 28yo and I am khv.


Today atleast I know where I made mistakes

>>25757684
How do you make it through your teenage years, with spin the bottle and truth or dare and all that, without so much as a kiss?

What boggles my mind even more is making it to your 20s without ever hugging a girl.

>>25757983
>How do you make it through your teenage years, with spin the bottle and truth or dare and all that, without so much as a kiss?
Is this a troll? You know robots don't get invited to that shit right?

>>25757933
Fair enough.

I am eight years your senior.

Don't cross the boulevard flashing Downtown signs.

Some Uptown nigger is likely to rise up and cut you down.

>>25757983
>without so much as a kiss?

I was in a truth or dare once.
A girl was dared to kiss me.
She proceeded to give me a peck on the cheek and said "That's the best you'll ever get anyway"

>>25758047
Wow that was incredibly mean.

>>25757983
And there's where the divergence between us begins. We didn't play spin the bottle, or truth or dare, or any of those things. We didn't go to parties where those games were played. We didn't get invited to social gatherings, and if we did, we were too awkward to go.

People talk about making it through highschool, or even college, without getting those experiences. Truth is, not everyone goes through life the same. Not everyone gets those experiences. For one reason or another, our lives panned out much differently than our peers, and the differences compounded more and more as time went on until we reach the point we're at now, in our 20's/30's, still yet to experience the basic fundamentals of human existence that so-called normies got in their teens and now take for granted.

I actually have, but what's the point of that, i'm still a virgin

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>>25758468
What can we do then?

>>25757568

I know I know.. 5 isn't so many... r-right guys? anyone?

>>25757374

except you pulled that # out of your ass

>>25758634
It's like inverse virgin at that point, but it's certainly not impossible to have a happy life with someone at 5, it just has more hurdles and is less likely.

The graphs are more useful for pre-screening after you've selected it's about other shit.

>>25754858
>Yeah, you want to be the first?
It's as easy as that m8s

>>25758468
>tfw normalfags think everybody is the same and goes through the same experiences
It is concerning how frequent this occurrence seems to increase.

>>25758631
I don't know, anon. All I can do personally is keep on with my life, make improvements where I'm able, and try to be more open to opportunities.

Also drinking. Drinking has been helping a lot.

>>25758758

she says dated all of them for only a few months and found that she didn't really enjoy being with them, and never fell in love with any of them. We've been together for a while now and we're very much in love.. I hope that counts for something

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>>25758783
only dreams now

>>25756550
>>25756550

>definition super-villain a killer who love children
>one who is well-skilled in destruction, as well as building

>>25757770

That's alpha af m8

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>>25754858
If this happened to me, I'd probably just say "No" without feeling embarrassed or shocked or anything because I know that my future is dark and that I will never know the warmth of a female companion, no matter how much I change myself I will, in some ways, always remain the same, and every girl I've ever met just don't like that so I can't bother to even be angry when pic related points such a thing out.

I'd just trudge along with my day like the last because I know there are more days like this to come. Over the years my outlook has just gotten darker and darker, and one day the darkness will suffocate me to the point where suicide will be the only option.

Thankfully my mind is not in that state right now, but it is bound to be.

The fuck? I'm not a loser lol, my first kiss was when I was 14

Kissing isn't hard...

You don't need "experience" lol wtf just roll your tounge around you fucking idiots.

>>25760443
>kissing isn't hard

The only actual answer here. You retards need to stop attaching all this romantic, angsty bullshit to the act. It's lips on lips. Nothing to write home about. Quit acting like it (or losing your virginity, for that matter) is going to change your life. I can promise you, it won't.

Am I still considered kissless if my only kiss was when I was 7 with a girl my mom used to babysit? Because that's it. I'm 26 now, and have had nothing even resembling a relationship.

>>25760638
Even if it doesn't change your life, the very lack of these things for so long has a very clear effect on the life of those who lack them. It might not suddenly change their life, but by not ever having the shit happen, their life is already different than what it would have been had they done the shit in high school or something. It might not have an immediate change on one's life, but it definitely sets you down a different path. There's a very clear difference.