I know I'm breaking the lore here but let's assume mister chief has a sex drive
Could he get 10/10 women?
How many women are into 7 foot supersoldiers that are bred for killing?
>Aren't they all pale and hairless under the armor and freak out like autists when they aren't in it since not wearing power armor makes them feel weak
>mfw wojack is master chief
I remember years ago reading a blog post by John cjg about how
>I can't do this much longer
>I want to move on to greater things
>at what point is it just pathetic that I'm a grown man playing around with action figured
I googled his name recently and he was still making the videos, but they had almost no views. Poor guy.
I'll have to conceded the cyborg point. Could have sworn it was something to do with nano carbon or something in his bones though. His neural lace would also qualify his as a cyborg I think
His own AI fell in love with him so yes, he is literally space Chad.
John was a true robot, go watch One Left Remaining or even some of the later seasons of Arby n the Chief. He definitely has some issues and it's sad to hear he's trapped doing machinama, he probably lost his passion for that long ago and just does it to make a small bit of money to get by.