"Sorry about this anon. Do you mind getting me some papertowels?"
"It's alright babe, but you gotta let me hit that pussy raw so I can get the image of you poopin' all over my bed sheets out of my mind."
>Ok, anon, I'll let you hit it bareback.
If she accidentally poops in front of you, that means she'll be open to anything because that's as embarrassing and personal as it can get. Real talk.
Wouldn't you just rather rub her shit all over your body instead, how many chances in your sad pathetic life do you get to rub a girls feces all over your face? It's a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm laughing pretty hard at those ridiculous shoes.
>she will never poop all over your face