>sitting in my room
>take a nice rip from my bowl
>hear someone coming\
>mom opens door
>see the window is open
>asks me why is is (its 20 degrees outside)
>my lungs are still full of smoke because she walked in before I could let it out
>mutter a "I-I dont know" as a little smoke pours out my mouth
>at this point I think to myself I am beyond fucked (neither parents know I smoke)
>she asks "is that smoke coming out of you!?"
>she calmly says "oh anon you dont have to hide that from me"
>she closes the door as I continue to just look down in despair
what the fuck does this mean robots??
It means she wants you to get her baked as fuck before she strips down, slips your throbbing cock into her soaked cunny, and grinds until you blast ropes warm sperm deep into her mommywomb.
The way i see it one of the following has happend:
a) Your mum is a bro and realizes smoking marijuana aint no thang
b) She thought you were smoking legal tobacco
c)she just said the first thing that came to mind and is actually furious
Have you learned nothing about the kntentions of women? She's an attention whore and wants to cuck you basically, you have to ignore her to establish that you're an alpha. After that, pump and dump.
I've been in this exact same situation
except my mum already knew i smoked and is very anti drug.
Just go talk to her.
My mum said she would kick me out if she caught me smoking in the house, I hid in the toilet for like 30 minutes then went and talked to her and everything was fine...granted i threw everything out in front of her.
How old are you op? My mom caught me with weed when I was 15 or 16 and was firstly upset that it was in her house, she thought it was super illegal or something. She then admitted she didn't know anything about it besides what she heard on tv and understood I was smart enough to make my own decisions when it comes to what I put in my body.