>tfw no Chloe gf to fuck
>tfw not going to the beach with your bros and her friends
>tfw not spending a fun and romantic day with her
>tfw not stroking her hair on the sand in front of a sunset
why live t b h
>implying she isn't worshiped so much that her ego is zeppelin-tier inflated
She's gorgeous but don't delude yourself: she's just like any other female out there, except with cameras pointed at her 25/8.
Well at-least tell me what you'd do to her, I need a fap.
I wasn't the guy you were replying to. Furthermore, I literally can't imagine her in sexual positions or my brain just shuts off. It's hell. I automatically put her on a pedestal and I can't get her off. Someone help me please.
I'd make her dress up as hit girl and remind her this was the only time she was attractive.
>cursing in a movie at 12 years old
This makes me conflicted. Especially in kick-ass, she acts pretty vulgar which is off-putting.
On the other hand she doesn't care about all the stupid shit girls usually care about, which makes her more attractive.
Then again, it's a fake persona and IRL she's the girliest girl around.
However, she seems like a decent-enough person and despite her fame, money, and looks, she still manages to stay humble and not have all the exploits that other teenage stars would be having.
I literally can't even, someone remove these clamps from my heart.
>>tfw no Chloe gf to fuck
i think you're confused as to who will be fucked in that relationship
I think she was like 13. She looked better after the movie came out.
she's got a nice face most of the time but i just wish her body had something more be it tits ass whatever except those massive shoulders
cant live forever on a pretty face
yuck. she looks much better without that photoshop. you can't just force larger tits on any body frame, it looks unnatural
>tfw ywn cuddle with chloe for hours on the king sized bed in your huge mansion surrounded by your millions in cash and her undying love
pls tell me how to become rich so I can seduce and marry chloe