I'm a paranoid schizophrenic.
My greatest fear about this board is that it is all a joke. It's all Chads that come in here to pretend to be virgin for the laughs. I'm the only real virgin and I contribute ignorantly in a sea of sarcasm. I am alone on this board and I will never have a qt gf. The entire world knows that I am the only virgin and have created this board solely to laugh at my plight. Sex is a lie in my universe and it is the cosmic joke.
Please unhook me from this /r9k/ matrix, it scares me.
It is all a joke, that's the point of 4chan. There is people here who really think like the typical robot but a ton who don't. People who act foolish as a joke tend to have real foolish people join in.
That's just part of the culture though. "Only a fool would take anything posted here as a fact."
What if you're chad, and this is an attempt to make me think that my ideas of this place being a ruse are ridiculous
Yeah, so do the people who come here to joke around. It doesn't really matter if you think one way or the other, most people use 4chan to ease stress or laugh.
Why does it matter if someone thinks you are a joke or not? You see them as a joke too.
i'm not a virgin anymore but i'm still completely alone and constantly depressed
it's one less thing to worry about but honestly virginity is just one extra grain of salt on the pile
>but this place has fucked me so bad
I was generally a happier person before /r9k/.
After discovering this place 2 years ago, I hate myself, hate women, and cannot maintain any type of relationship because of the fear of being abandoned.
It's simple enough to leave /r9k/. I only come around here once or twice a month to make fun of robots, although I used /r9k/ a lot in 2009 and 2010 when I was a sad virgin. I usually use other boards which are not so sad and depressing, mostly lighthearted joking. Leaving will probably make you feel less depressed, that's just what happens when you surround yourself with depressed up people all the time and dwell on your problems.
I left and things improved a lot, got a job, met my husband, bought a puppy, got married, quit my job, became a househusbando, buying our first house soon, etc. We met on 4chan.
>mfw I'm a total Chad and come here to laugh at all of you losers
You're the one falling for my bait, assblasted cutie.
Holy shit everyone, it's the anon we're all trolling!
I thought you'd never reveal yourself.
It's been so much funny getting lolz from your misery.
Guess there's nothing else to do here now that you're aware we've all been laughing behind your back.
you post shit
you PC bro?
>tfw can't actually post