there's this girl i work with and i go into the bathroom and fap every morning after she comes out from taking a shit
do any of you other fags do this?
disable the flush
bring a zip lock bag to work
anally masturbate with her frozen log or use it as lube?
She just happened. She just happened to cross my mind.
take the risk if you want, but remember eating shit could literally kill you. it's a problem scat fetishists have to face every day. that's why so much scat porn is faked with chocolate
what the fuck is wrong with you guys
Leave fucking normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I wanted to report this as being illegal, but then I remembered that such disgusting thoughts are not only legal to have, but not even frowned upon at this website.
Literally kill yourself, even if you made this up.
>asspain over images and text online
Safe travels, norman.
>coming into work with a bad fucking stomach virus
>she jokes around about you being in such bad shape and hopes you get better, unbeknownst to her, she caused your sickness
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