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there's this girl i work with and i go into the bathroom and fap every morning after she comes out from taking a shit

do any of you other fags do this?
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>>25748451
No but nigga it sounds like you should look into getting some spy cam shit.
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>>25748451

The fuck just happened?
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>>25748503
disable the flush
bring a zip lock bag to work
anally masturbate with her frozen log or use it as lube?
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>>25748593
I like the way this guy thinks. though you should probably put the turd in a condom before using it as a dildo/fellating it
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>>25748521
reddit get the fuck away
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>>25748593
Could also taste a small sample this way.
A part of her would become a part of you.
Also, that food was once in her mouth so it's basically the same as kissing her deeply.
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>>25748521
She just happened. She just happened to cross my mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hmEYdO8jis
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>>25748727
take the risk if you want, but remember eating shit could literally kill you. it's a problem scat fetishists have to face every day. that's why so much scat porn is faked with chocolate
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>>25748451

i hate that fucking ugly whore. her sister is so much better looking.
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>>25748727
>>25748676
>>25748593

what the fuck is wrong with you guys
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OP here.

sometimes i think she just pisses... there's often just an odour of female crotch around the toilet area when i go into the bathroom
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>>25748830
Leave fucking normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25748830

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GO AWAY NORMIES, WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE.
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>>25748593

I wanted to report this as being illegal, but then I remembered that such disgusting thoughts are not only legal to have, but not even frowned upon at this website.

Literally kill yourself, even if you made this up.
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>>25749847
literally go back to reddit
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>>25749847
>>25748830
fuck off reddit

>>25748727
What exactly could kill you though?
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>>25749847
I will straight up steal your stool fool
Get the fuck off my board
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>>25748451
>>25748593

how are you people even real?
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>>25749847
GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!!!!
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>>25749847
Perhaps you should literally fuck off back to reddit. Literally.
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>>25749847
>asspain over images and text online
Safe travels, norman.
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>>25748769
>could literally kill you.
>Implying being killed by her shit wouldn't kick up the wow factor x10
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>coming into work with a bad fucking stomach virus
>she jokes around about you being in such bad shape and hopes you get better, unbeknownst to her, she caused your sickness
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>>25748593
>anally masturbate with her frozen log or use it as lube?
Better yet jam it far up your ass and then later in the day you can shit out her shit.
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>>25753260
What the fuck did you just fucking propose about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the MIT, and I've been involved in numerous aerospace conferances around the globe, and I have over 300 pending patents. I am trained in mechanical engineering and Im the top designer in the entire SF polytechnics. You are nothing to me but just another garage machinist. I will solder you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in tungsten carbide filaments, mark my fucking citations. You think you can get away with emailing that shit to me over the electronics community? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my Lockheed references across the USA and your designs are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, diy er. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your archives. Youre fucking fired, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can explain newtonian physics in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my autocad. Not only am I extensively educated in post graduate mathematics, but I have access to the entire theoratical usages of the game theory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your underpaid job off the face of the design bureau, you little intern. If only you could have known what legal problem your little "scientific" paper was about to bring down upon your department, maybe you would have held your fucking research. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're seeing the constructive criticism, you goddamn chemist. I will publish notations all over you and you will be overwhelmed in it. You're fucking out of job, kiddo.
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>>25753558
10/10 meme OriginalTextLOLXD
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