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Where do robots aim?

DO robots aim?
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what kind of bottle is that?
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>not using bottles instead

kill yourself normie scum
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When I go to the bathroom to piss, I go in the sink. Yes, every time.

I have a good reason for this
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B & C to make the least noise
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I sit down to pee because I cbf with the odd chance of a few drops going on the floor.

Sit down master race.
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I have a small dick and poor aim.

I just point it in the general direction and pray for the best.

Alternately, sitting to pee is comfy. I can even shit while doing it.
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>>25747039

It's a hindu deity named "Toi-leet" he accepts many of the same offerings as cows do.
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>>25747027
t b h f a m i just go to designated shitting streets and do my business
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>>25747027
B->C, C->D, D->E, E->J, J.B, B->C....
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>>25747027
Alpha always try to make the most noise
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>>25747070

I'll bite. Whats the reason?
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>>25747027
>aim when pissing
how the fuck can you be this autistic?
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>>25747027
b&c always, when im drunk A
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I aim at R
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I cant really aim when i'm sitting down
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>>25747027

E or D if the pressure is too powerfull, otherwise A
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I am for the outer edges because my stream is weak and it makes a pathetic sound in the water :(
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>>25747253
You ever fucked a whore? if so you might have herpes
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I make a double stream so it goes in two directions.
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How are you guys able to get it in the bowl without using the backboard?
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>>25747072
This is the only approach available to the civilized male of any real virility. The water makes a ton of noise and the muscles of my urethra expel urine with such force that it is impossible to hit anything closer at standard toilet ranges.
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>>25747027
I sit down to piss because I hate making noise.
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>>25747027
pic related.

I have a messed up pelvic floor though, so it seems to shoot our sideways or part in two directions half the time.
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>>25747123
The exit of my urethra folds in a way that causes exiting pee to be split into two stream at a nearly perfect 90 degree angle. At a regular peeing distance it's impossible for me to get both streams to hit the bowl at the same time. I basically would have to do a pushup on the toilet while peeing to successfully not have spillover.

The sink bowl is much higher up thus I can easily get both streams to go in with exerting myself. Plus with no splash and no need to flush, it's much quieter making for successful 4 am piss breaks without waking anybody up.

It's the most logical solution
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it's quieter if you use the Outer Rim
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>>25747107
A->D->......->F->N->P->....->B->D->A->....
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i aim directly for the bullseye
the sound of my piss hitting the water makes pissing more soothing since i can't bring myself to pee in public places
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>not circling the bowl to clean it.
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>>25747027
Q, less noise because my bathroom echoes like a car tunnel.
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>>25747027
> tfw phimosis
> can't pee while standing, shit just flies out of my dick like sprinkler
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>>25747399
Or, you know, sit down to pee.
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I-aimer master race.
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This is how I take a piss. Good workout for your arms plus you take a shit at the same time. Kill 3 birds with one stone.
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I just aim wherever there's the largest shit stain
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>>25747580
Yep

>>25747279
> I know the 2x stream feel as well
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>>25747027
K
Smooth as fuck
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All outer zones as I gyrate my hips. Sometimes clockwise.
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>>25747027
P, N, O or Q.

B/C seem like they'd be quieter but in my experience the piss stream coming into direct contact with that surface, perpendicular, actually makes a fair amount of noise and there is a LOT of misting.

Aiming at the side allows for a more gradual transition as the pee continues to flow without coming to a sudden stop (causing misting) but loses a LOT of momentum and just kind of gradually washes into the water.

>>25747072
I disagree.
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>>25747072
P makes the same amount of noise with less chance of getting anything on the toilet.
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Maybe this is as good of a thread as any to ask this

So when I was growing up, I'd say from about age 12 to age 17, every time I would start to pee I would get the absolute worst sharp sensation in my urethra near the glans or mid shaft. It wasn't a pain that lasted or anything but as soon as it would start it would hurt like hell, so much that I'd "ease" my way into pissing at times. I don't quite remember when it stopped but it did eventually and to this day Google still hasn't given me an answer.

Any ideas? I took a urinalysis while it was happening and I didn't have an STD or a UTI. Doctor said it could've been from straining my urethra from fapping too much but I fap now more than I ever have and have never experienced that pain. Plus, I stopped fapping for a bit and nothing changed.
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>>25747027
I don't aim. My mom used to make me sit to pee because when I was real little I used to piss all over the seat and wall while doing the helicopter to be funny and she got tired of cleaning it up. The habit stuck with me throughout the years though. Makes cleaning the bathroom easier so I'm not one to complain.
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>>25747320
O or N actually makes less noise. Sometimes I stand at an angle so it hits somewhat diagonally, rather than a head-on hydro pump extravaganza.
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>>25747134
this 2bh, but i've started aiming at A regularly to build confidence
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Anyone who aims for a is a psychopath
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>>25747027
D/E
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>>25747819
remember drake sword is a fucking noob trap
dont bring drake swords to the bathroom anon you'll get rekt
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>>25747027
I always aim at A, even when in public restrooms.
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J or K, but I only aim, when I'm drunk. Otherwise, I don't need to.
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>>25748138
friendly reminder that you should always use the zweihander technique for accuracy

I aim for a, sometimes j/k
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>>25747620
the cuck rears his head
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>>25748924
+5 lightning or chaos piss
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>>25747027
I pee in the sink when at home. Saves a lot of water
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>aiming

I bet you also shit in the shower and push it down the drain with your toes.
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>>25747027
In private and at people's houses don't want to splash. In public, I want to announce it to the room.
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>>25747027
G master race reporting in
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I swirl it around the border of A, clockwise.
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I've gotten comfortable enough to aim for B and then A, but I used to sit down and piss
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>>25750029
What? Do you just put your head up and let your stream blast wherever? I think you're the only barbarian here, you filthy Gaul.
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>>25747027
True robots sit when they pee. If you do not sit while peeing, you are not a real robot.
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>>25747039

D,C,D and E

A choosers are cunts
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In the middle of D and E, here's why:

The swirls/bubbles going around both ends to the front of the bowl meet, and come back up through the middle in a shape that looks exactly like a brain. I've observed this since I was like 7. Try it!
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>aiming

I just pull my pants down, put my hands behind my head and let my dick do its work
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I sit because I'm not going to allow splashback in my own home, I'm not a savage.
aim for BCDE when I'm out, won't bother aiming at all if the seat is already covered in piss but I'd just use a Urinal like a normal person 99 our of 100 times.
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>not a single H in this thread

what
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>>25750604
Sorry I forgot to mention that the water has to rise up to a level that allows this to happen. If it's like OP's pic, screw dat
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>>25747075
> implying poo in loo
> designated shitting street
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>>25747027
KOHLER
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What position do you have to be in to hit L or M?
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I piss on the sides so I don't make noise
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>>25751387

The position where you have a dick bigger than an acorn and can point it down.
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>>25751387
my toilet is in the corner of the bathroom so i can hit L if i piss on the side
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>>25750656
I aim for H!
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>>25751419
This patrician understands, B&L master race
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>>25751437
Enjoy your ED.
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>>25751441
feels good to be part of the masterrace
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>>25751485
super triggered
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>>25751477

If L/M aren't your dick's natural position then you have micropenis issues far outside the realm of the average robot.
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>>25751575
You stand right up to the toilet and your penis droops straight down. ED already got you.
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>>25751646

Sure thing, pal.
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At home I sit down.

If I have to use a stall in public bathrooms, I aim at A to make a lot of noise and therefore assert dominance over nearby males.
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>>25747027
A, unless I'm trying to be quiet and then I aim at O or N.
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>>25751669
Are you embarrassed about your limp sissycock? It can't be that bad.

Show me it.
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>>25751757

You first, big boy ;)
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I just sit down and let loose, who knows where it is hitting.
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Who actually stands up? Sitting down and browsing 4chan on your phone is more comfy.
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>>25751784
But I'm a girl, silly.

Don't miss your chance to impress me...
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>>25751847

>girl
>no feminine penis

Why bother?
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Depends if I'm in public. Last time I traveled with my brother I thought he was taking a shit in the stall next to me so I ended up pissing on a stranger's shoes. Poor bastard was helpless as they were already having diarrhea. If ever I find a place that has the rare baseboard heater in the bathroom I take a nice long piss in that too but normally I'm not a bastard and when I'm at home I sit so I have the excuse to read for five minutes.
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>>25751876
>>25751784
Just fuck guys
>twf no bf/gf="SOLVED!"
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>>25751847
>But I'm a girl, silly.
please leave roastie
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>>25751846
spending any more time than necessary in a bathroom is stupid af.

I wait until the very last minute to take a shit just because I hate waiting on the pot so much
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>>25751876
I thought you had the feminine penis.
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>>25747027
I always go for H/J
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B,C,J,K
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>>25747027
F, H, J, K, I and G
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I aim at shit stains to clean them off
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>>25747027
J and K for stealth pisses
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>>25747027
N and P at night, gotta let the normies sleep
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>>25747027
>pissing in a toilet
get the FUCK out normans
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J-K masterrace reporting in
Also, fun fact: L-M people are literally retards
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