t b h f a m i just go to designated shitting streets and do my business
>aim when pissing
how the fuck can you be this autistic?
This is the only approach available to the civilized male of any real virility. The water makes a ton of noise and the muscles of my urethra expel urine with such force that it is impossible to hit anything closer at standard toilet ranges.
I have a messed up pelvic floor though, so it seems to shoot our sideways or part in two directions half the time.
The exit of my urethra folds in a way that causes exiting pee to be split into two stream at a nearly perfect 90 degree angle. At a regular peeing distance it's impossible for me to get both streams to hit the bowl at the same time. I basically would have to do a pushup on the toilet while peeing to successfully not have spillover.
The sink bowl is much higher up thus I can easily get both streams to go in with exerting myself. Plus with no splash and no need to flush, it's much quieter making for successful 4 am piss breaks without waking anybody up.
It's the most logical solution
This is how I take a piss. Good workout for your arms plus you take a shit at the same time. Kill 3 birds with one stone.
> I know the 2x stream feel as well
P, N, O or Q.
B/C seem like they'd be quieter but in my experience the piss stream coming into direct contact with that surface, perpendicular, actually makes a fair amount of noise and there is a LOT of misting.
Aiming at the side allows for a more gradual transition as the pee continues to flow without coming to a sudden stop (causing misting) but loses a LOT of momentum and just kind of gradually washes into the water.
Maybe this is as good of a thread as any to ask this
So when I was growing up, I'd say from about age 12 to age 17, every time I would start to pee I would get the absolute worst sharp sensation in my urethra near the glans or mid shaft. It wasn't a pain that lasted or anything but as soon as it would start it would hurt like hell, so much that I'd "ease" my way into pissing at times. I don't quite remember when it stopped but it did eventually and to this day Google still hasn't given me an answer.
Any ideas? I took a urinalysis while it was happening and I didn't have an STD or a UTI. Doctor said it could've been from straining my urethra from fapping too much but I fap now more than I ever have and have never experienced that pain. Plus, I stopped fapping for a bit and nothing changed.
I don't aim. My mom used to make me sit to pee because when I was real little I used to piss all over the seat and wall while doing the helicopter to be funny and she got tired of cleaning it up. The habit stuck with me throughout the years though. Makes cleaning the bathroom easier so I'm not one to complain.
I always aim at A, even when in public restrooms.
I bet you also shit in the shower and push it down the drain with your toes.
In private and at people's houses don't want to splash. In public, I want to announce it to the room.
In the middle of D and E, here's why:
The swirls/bubbles going around both ends to the front of the bowl meet, and come back up through the middle in a shape that looks exactly like a brain. I've observed this since I was like 7. Try it!
I sit because I'm not going to allow splashback in my own home, I'm not a savage.
aim for BCDE when I'm out, won't bother aiming at all if the seat is already covered in piss but I'd just use a Urinal like a normal person 99 our of 100 times.
What position do you have to be in to hit L or M?
feels good to be part of the masterrace
Are you embarrassed about your limp sissycock? It can't be that bad.
Show me it.
But I'm a girl, silly.
Don't miss your chance to impress me...
Depends if I'm in public. Last time I traveled with my brother I thought he was taking a shit in the stall next to me so I ended up pissing on a stranger's shoes. Poor bastard was helpless as they were already having diarrhea. If ever I find a place that has the rare baseboard heater in the bathroom I take a nice long piss in that too but normally I'm not a bastard and when I'm at home I sit so I have the excuse to read for five minutes.
spending any more time than necessary in a bathroom is stupid af.
I wait until the very last minute to take a shit just because I hate waiting on the pot so much