>Walking home >See this What do?

Wake her gently and ask her if she needs a ride home desu

Ignore her. She got herself into this situation, she can deal with it herself.

offer her some eggs

>>25745096
Cop a feel of dem titties

E G G S
G G G S
G G G S
S S S S

>>25745163
>>25745189
only correct answer to be honest f(a)m

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E G G S
G E G G
G S E G
S G G E

Take a picture of her and furiously masturbate to it.

>>25745096
>>25745096
arguably a nice vintage chair. though the only problem being a stinky gash is sitting in it. o well, in the trash it goes.

>>25745259
>in the trash it goes

The chair or the girl?

Do nothing because I'm in the middle of the busy city centre

>>25745096
play with her butt

>you don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat these
>offer her a bowl of eggs

>>25745272
>>25745272
the chair, if she is in it as it is being throwing it away, she goes with it

I don't like these threads. They're repetitive and boring.

Am I the only one here who would actually wake her and help her find someone she knows?

She could easily be raped or robbed and I couldn't help but feel partly responsible if something did happen to her.

>>25745096
>creep to her
>sniff crotch
>slowly walk away

>>25745485
Why just sniff her crotch? I'd dip in a finger or two to test the waters.

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>>25745506
b-but that might wake her up

>>25745096
Bring her to my normie torture dungeon.

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>>25745540
D E V I L I S H
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And delicious

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>>25745096
Is that Nikki, passed out?

>>25745096
lure tyrone, ahmed and jose over then leave them to it

>>25745096
Write "I <3 DICKS" on her forehead.

>>25745096
Why am I walking through houses to get home?
Am I a burglar?

>>25745893
that is clearly outside, are you retarded

>>25745096

gently lift her up and carry her to bed, put her in the recovery position in her bed, take off her shoes, cover her with a blanket and put a bucket next to her bed then turn off the light and leave

>>25745454
Millennials don't care about each other like we did senpai desu

Cum on her legs

>>25746620
that's sexual assault btw

>>25745956
I did this one time with my neighbor but I got a surprise. When I put her down on her side she started pissing her bed. It rushed out like a waterfall I still remember the sound. Probably the closest I ever got to hooking up with a grill but I couldn't take advantage.

>>25747401
>Watching a passed-out girl piss is the closest I've come to hooking up

>>25747401
I know that feel, drunken friend of mine hugged me few times when she was completely smashed and I accompanied her on her way home. feeling her boobs on my chest was so nice. but ye I am beta as fuck so nothing more happen between us and I did not even told her anything the other day.

>>25745096

i would eat that stacey's ass like it was groceries after asking her for consent.

>>25745096
Strap her down in the chair with some ratchet straps, shove a funnel down her throat, and force feed her hard-boiled eggs.

does her bf tickle her booty crack with his tongue?

>>25746620
Literally giving away your dna

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>>25748541
>>25748909
What's with all the ass eating stuff? That's disgusting.

I don't think she'd appreciate that.

>>25745096
Put on a condom and go to town on her then dump her body somewhere.