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You have but one rule, one duty to fulfill my fellow robots.
You have the FREEDOM, the POWER to do anything you want.
But under no circumstance, in ANY situation will you ever commit this one sin with the enemy.


Salute men, and say this with me.

> "I WILL UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE"
> "EVER"
> "MARRY"
> "A ROASTIE"

You can fuck them, you can date them indefinitely(2 years is max till its weird), but you can never ever marry them.
Now, repeat after me robots!
"I AM NOT A KEK"
"NO INNIE, NO RINGY!"
"NO INNIE, NO RINGY!"
"NO INNIE, NO RINGY!"

I know it's hard men to never have the taste of the sweet candy walls of the devil BUT, dumpster diving just for a stale candy cane that's half-bitten is shameful.
Where were they when you needed them?
You spend most of your life cucked by another, watch your kind dwindled to a handful, and then tell me what has more meaning than your own pride. women worship Chad and then use Billy Beta. Chad gives nothing and gets everything. You're not Chad, but are you going to be Billy? Are you just a hyena at the bottom of the hill looking for scraps?

A robots job is to finish women off, give them the final "fuck you" when they're old and no longer useful to Chad.

All hail R9K! We don't want no roastie!
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Get the fuck out of here normal faggot.
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Only normies make pledges sorry faggot
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>>25744157
The armored and colossal titans are both in this picture
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>implying robots should fuck in the first place
If we had an oath It`d be as follows:
Autism gathers,and now my watch begins.It shall not end until my death.I shall take no woman,contribute to no society,father no children.I shall wear no socially acceptable clothes and win no gf.I shall live and die at my battlestation.I am the firearm in the school.I am the watcher on the chanz.I am the fucker that stays up all night fapping to trap porn.I am the fire that burns against the normies.The ragequit that brings the retribution,the REEEE that banishes the reddit.The shield that guards the realms of wizards.I pledge my life and bedroom to the NEET Lifestyle for this night and all the nights to come.
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>>25744518
Screw you man, why'd you have spoil everything? Some of us choose to spend our time watching AoT. It's a good show after all.
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>>25744157
Why would we need a pledge?
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>>25744588
read the manga faggot
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The reason people got married is because both women and men were strong so they could handle it or think they could handle it. Now there genuinly is no reason anymore. People are degenerate fucks man and female.
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>>25744588
>good show

Maybe for basic entertainment value but it take like 3 episodes for a minor fucking battle with a total of 3 actual minutes of action
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>>25744209
Back to reddit with you, scum
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>>25744157
I'll never marry full stop
My own mum told me marriage is a trap
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>>25744209
>>25744314
Thanks for turning this into an anonymous tumblr by trend following to avoid your vapidness.
>>25744601
Robots are easy to break, the first woman who says they're a virgin (even if they lie) will break 90% of robots on here at minimum, and turn them into servile complacent cucks for the woman. Seen it happen time and time again.

If a woman really wanted to, she could pussy whip any virgin.
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