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THIS is how normies see you robots.
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>>25743653

holy generalizations batman
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Roles reversed the outcome would still be the same.
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>>25743653
The only interesting person in the comic?
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Anyone calling themselves the good guy should just die.
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>>25743688
This is now a batman thread.
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>>25743690

Esto.

(Estoy posteando un comentario original)
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>This is how normies ACUTALLY SEE THEMSELVES
wew
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>>25743653
If that's how they wanna see me, it's fine. Let me show you how I perceive normies. picrelated.
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>>25743731
cabron eres loco.

Normales maricones porfavor salen de este board AHORA.
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>Physically restraining dogs
>Slowly walking down a concrete path
>In a forest
I really, really, really like this image
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>>25743891

The difference is that in real life, hamsters actually enjoy running on those wheels.
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>>25743935
They only think they enjoy it while they spend years purely on distracting themselves from their life.
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>>25743921
Porque hay tanto latinos aqui ultimamente?
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>>25744060
Puerto Rico que de la hombres de nada
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Why are they daki shaming? Isn't that a bit sex-negative?
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>>25744060

> ultimamente

he estado aqui desde 2008 mi negro
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>>25743935
hamsters dont have emotions you dumb retard
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>>25743653
based comic.
that's exactly what you all are
you call for women to be raped
killed, and abused
them you wonder why no one wants you.
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>>25744172

Nigger I could be the one walking my dog, donating blood and giving free money to homeless leeches and girls would still pick the Chad because, well, I'm not Chad.
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>>25744164
>this guy

Every living thing has emotions you fuck. Otherwise there's literally no reason for existing and no motivation to do anything.
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A lot of /r9k/ isn't quite fat neckbeard tier but they're still generally genuinely terrible people.
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>>25744206
bacteria have emotions?
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>>25744203
Difference is, this hybrid chad you speak of doesn't do it for himself, he does it for others. He doesn't do that shit, peep around the corner and see if any girls are watching. He has fucking prestige and is a man, not a manchild baby faggot.
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>>25744206
Emotions aren't quite the same thing as instinct although they are linked. I'm not quite educated enough to argue this in a meaningful way though.
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The attractive man is physically blessed and socially dominant. The unattractive man is physically lacking and socially powerless. The reality is either man could be a kind and generous or an absolute asshole. It won't affect their attractiveness. There ARE nice Chads out there, but they can be assholes without losing their Chad status. Similarly, there are robots who are bitter shitheads and ones who care about others despite everything. They won't get laid either way.
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>>25744222
Yes. You think they just decide to divide based on some "computer code"? Kek.
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>>25744229
Instinct is a catalyst for emotions. When you get really fucking horny on an instinctual level you can feel it as a strong urge/feeling in your body and thus act on it. I would go as far as to say instincts are just very strong forms of emotion.
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>>25743653
im literally neither of the 2
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>>25744239
they dont even have a nervous system. How the fuck are they supposed to have emotions? Are you trolling or legitimately retarded?
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>>25744300
Show me the reference where the nervous system is responsible for emotions.
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>>25743731
>>25743921
>>25744060
>>25744107
>>25744145
fuck off spics
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>>25743653
Absolutely right.
The left side is definitely how things go for me.
Unfortunately there is a forbidden 5th panel.
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>>25744383
Thx i dont know spic language
I was only pretending XD
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just meme my shit up
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>>25743653
I'm not really like the second guy. I don't like ponies and I'm not really an atheist. But I am a huge disappointment so there's that.
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There's a /b/ con now?

Ps. I don't see how going to "/b/ con" would make someone na asshole? Going to one would make you a raging normalfag though.
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>>25744164

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emotion_in_animals#Rodents
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>>25743653
>tfw your literally the guy on the left
>tfw no gf
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>>25744665
le b is scary pedo board xD
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I made a thread just like this a couple days ago calling out all the "nice guys" to say what exactly they do that is considered nice. Needless to say I got zero nice responses and told to fuck off.

Gotta love how the people who always go on about "how nice I am" are always the first to be huge dicks.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/3n7zqs/as_of_today_i_have_been_rejected_1000_times/
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>>25743653
But I'm not an atheist, don't live with my mother, don't go to cons, and don't care about romantic relationships.
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>>25743653
But most bronies are normies.
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>>25745233
>But I'm not an atheist, don't live with my mother, don't go to cons, and don't care about romantic relationships.

Same. Although I am borderline-fat,have a beard, wear glasses, and am an atheist . . . oh dear science!
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>>25745140
Can girls truly sense desperation?

Is loving yourself important before you love others?
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I hate the tumblr artstyle
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>>25745295
>Can girls truly sense desperation?
yes

>Is loving yourself important before you love others?
well if you hate yourself you're probably fucked, but loving yourself isn't magically going to make you less desperate for a gf
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>>25745295
>Can girls truly sense desperation?
Can girls truly sense who was a serial killer before he struck? What about picking the pedophile out of a line up?

No, it's all hindsight nonsense.

The serial killer is that interesting guy she's sort of attracted to. The pedophile just blends into the background. The short, white guy who's socially awkward and quiet is who she labels the serial killer. The ugly, prematurely balding, man is who she jokes to her friends about being a pedophile.
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>>25744206
Emotion doesn't give you purpose. You're deluded as fuck
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>>25745072
Many of these people used to be nice, and no longer are because of the way others have treated them.
Assuming that your story actually happened.
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>>25743930
I really, really like you.

I love you, so much
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>>25744331
>what is the central nervous system
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>>25744223

You missed their point. They're trying to say that if their physical appearance was reversed, so would the outcome. People only care about what you look like.
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sexless posts shall not be permitted
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>>25745072
Nice guys are reddit fa.m and no i'm not a nice g0y
also weeb spotted
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Good edit coming through
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>>25745140
God damn...

I think I quit...

How are people so harsh?
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>>25745597
fucking perfect, this is the true. aaah fucking normies. i wanna kill em all.
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>>25745623
For some reason, the absolute vast majority of women just aren't able to generate empathy for the other gender.

In their minds relationships just come to people. You sit down, you have friends and people come up to you then you get a free meal. They get attention everywhere they go. They just can't comprehend any other way and they can't put themselves in the shoes of men.
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What is it the fat asses expect?
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>>25745725
its because they are heartless whores. i mean they dont have empathy for other gender....... and its our fault
since we are kids they tattooed in our brain the idea of
" you can't touch women , women are princess, women are defensless, women are weaks, a man should deffend and protect women "
and the bitches get used to that. and abuse on that.
for me . they are whores.... they fuck with chads or with the guy with good looking and shit.... and thenb they expect that every men must be nice to them
.. fuck that i really like watch women rekt threads or women being tortured and raped.....
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>>25743921
Riiiiiiii o o
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>>25745848
'Nice guy' spotted.
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Its funny how normals still follow the "ugly on the outside=ugly on the inside" mantra. Almost all of them consider themselves to be virtuous even though they spend their rodent lives constantly pushing others down to try and lift themselves up.

Death to normies
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>>25745848
>I can't hit women so they seek out men more attractive than me

What a creep you are Anon.
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>>25745337
>I hate the tumblr artstyle

It really is the worst, isn't it?
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>>25745670
>>25745848
remember to screencap yourself, baiting idiot
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>>25743653
>this is how you see yourself
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>>25744060
Mexicano aqui, de donde eres tu?
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>>25743653
>guy on the left is born into a nice body with a nice personality, so he "deserves" a nice life
>guy on the right is born into a shit body with a shit personality, so he "deserves" a shit life
okay
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>>25745905
>>25745931
>>25745921
no that awesome angel but
guys are you really normies ????
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>>25746022
>born into a nice body with a nice personality
>born into a shit body with a shit personalty

umm, that's not how it works Anon. But nice attempt to dodge personal accountability.
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>>25744060
Porque Hispachan es una mierda
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>>25743653
>Go to school, college, then get a job, just like anyone else
>Look fairly average, not fat, not neckbeard, not brony or a fag
>Not that bad of a person either
>Not dumb
>But not extroverted like Chad
>Has real hobbies unlike Chad
>Likes games unlike ( Most ) Chads
>Goes to 4chan ( Which is just /b/ apparently ) unlike Chad
>Therefore trash to society
We're doomed.
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>>25746097
Do you believe in souls or something? What else defines a person besides their genes and environment?
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>>25746022
Is there something wrong with that?
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>that dude over there is probably a judgmental neckbeard virgin asshole LMAO
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>>25746265
Everything is up to luck. I can't think of an alternative, but it doesn't sit right with me.
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>>25745072
Well hello reddit!
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>>25746274
Some anon can replace the guy on the right with Elliot Rodger?
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>>25746022
>guy on the left is born attractive with a normal upbringing
>he grows up playing with other children
>he makes friends
>he plays sports
>he grows up with the increasing exposure to socialization
>he has relationships
>he does well in school
>he continues the normal progression of life because he's a normal person

Compared to:
>guy on right is born quite unattractive with a single mother
>he goes to school then has to play with himself at her work or at his grandmother's house
>she doesn't have the spare time to take him anywhere to play sports or do activities
>his mother never showed him how to act like a normal boy and play with other kids
>he's unattractive so other children naturally avoid him
>he makes a couple friends but never actually hangs out with them outside of school
>he never has a relationship because he believes his mother about being humble and acting nice
>he finds interests in other solo hobbies that he can't relate to other people with
>he didn't go to prom, he didn't go graduation
>he's never had a relationship, never had a real friend, never had reason or support to really do anything
>he doesn't get a job, he doesn't continue education, he just wants to die
>he continues to become more and more of a recluse with little to no social interaction
>he retreats to his hobbies and talks to other people like him on the internet
>he's 18 now, his mother drops any feeling of responsibility for him and blames him for his own shortcomings
>he may eventually get a shitty job and may just scrape by in life
>The world blames him for his personality because obviously everything is fair
>The world blames him for giving up on life
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>>25745597
Panel #3 on the left literally happened irl
http://abc13.com/society/man-who-gave-man-shirt-off-his-back-recognized/1158089/
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>>25746515
This is your story right
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>>25746097
>>25746183
I think they are trying to say that a person can change thier environment, and thus thier development. Genetics makes it easier or harder to do so.
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>>25746543
oh lord. hes even turned towards the camera. that makes me sick
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>>25746592
the story of most of the true robots here + or - a few details
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>>25745907
Don't blame the normies for being as deluded and sad as they are, blame the world for shaping them this way.
I pity the normies.
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>>25746670
It makes me sicker that people fall for this shit. Instead of putting th homeless guy in a hotel for a week or something, they are giving this faggot chad the keys to the city. I got kicked from a few newsgroups for pointing out the dissidence.
When I finally snap it will be fully justified.
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>>25744145
ayy elmio

se prendio?
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>>25745597
>Thinking that yelling at a small child that santa is not real on christmas day is somehow a good thing.

The autism is real.
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>>25744476
Stop posting your tired old drivel all over the place. Nobody cares what you think.
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>>25746883
totes upvoted and reblogged xD
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>>25745412
Blatantly false. These self-proclaimed "nice guys" have always been jerks.
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>>25746515

The exact same happened to me
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>>25745597
What a complete, total piece of shit. Wouldn't expect anything else from you though, seems like the right panel really stuck a nerve.
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>>25746914
No. You are wrong. That is a recent meme that has no basis in reality.
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>>25746914
Yes, that must be it. If they were actually nice, existence would reward them. Because that's how life is: perfectly balanced and fair. If you suffer, it's always because you deserve it.
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ITT: booty blasted faggots that make excuses and blame their problems on others.
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/b/con looks great
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>>25746819
agreed. He was wearing two shirts and somehow this was the nicest thing ever. it does make me rage to think of the stupid cunts who fall for this shit
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>>25746965
>>25746966
>rreeeeeeeee
>roasties whores cunts
>post stacies/normies getting btfo lol
>women hate thread!
>I'm such a nice guy why can't I get a gf, girls always go for assholes
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>>25743653
So why then do they think it's horrific to judge a boy who thinks he's a girl? It was a choice he made to be that way, just like it was the neckbeard's choice to be the way he is.
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>>25745072
You're strawman-ing.

Few people here claim to be nice.
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>>25743653
>Implying that's how it really is
Do normies really see themselves like that ?
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>>25747225
fixedd
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>>25747354
I think right needs to be crying in at least one panel, but apart from that spot on.
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>>25745295
No, all this sensing bullshit is just girls excusing their shallow cunty behavior in retrospect.

Loving yourself is important, but not important for finding a gf. I'm sure plenty of rich, talented, influential people hate themselves and women throw their pussies at them.
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>>25747354
>be me
>having to get colonoscopy
>to do this, I must be under anesthesia
>put needle in left hand
>hurts like hell
>newfag nurse puts it in wrong
>have to put it in right hand
>hurts like hell
>same newfag nurse gets it wrong
>get a different newfag nurse
>puts it in elbow
>get there
>getting injection
>anesthesiologist tells me newfag nurse got it wrong
>puts needle in forearm
>gets it right first time without any pain
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>>25746515
*wipes tear from eye*
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>>25746385
I like how people try to use this as an insult.
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>>25747637
It is an insult and you should feel bad if you think reddit is anything but awful
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>>25747637
>I like how
>thinks calling out redditcucks is supposed to be an insult and not an observation
Fuck off reddit
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>>25743653
i AM the left guy, but without a dog. and im not donating my blood or gave money to a homeless guy. and i dont have a girlfriend....
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>>25746515
literally me teebeeh8ch
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>>25747637
>implying it isn't an insult

I just want, for once in my bastard life, reddit to leave.
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>>25747637
Consider suicide, reddit
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But what about all the handsome men who beat and abuse their partners? They have partners to begin with.
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>>25743737
now thats a spicy meatballe
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The guy on the right seems like a horrible person to hang out with.
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>>25743688
>robots being against generalizations
come on now
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>be awkward, shy, and quiet
>kinda unkempt looking, can't help it because I wear whatever is cheap
>have very unattractive hobbies: computing, vidya, reading etc.
>have assburgers sided with depression on top of that
>get automatically labeled as some sort of entitled misogynerd neckbeard fedora tipping edgelord just because I don't look like Ken doll

And comics like that are not helping at all. It's another example of the just-world fallacy. More like JUST-world fallacy, amirite? Fucking black and white saturday morning cartoon logic.
Do girls have to deal with this kind of shit? Do girls get labeled as "potential school shooters" when they don't know how to dress? I don't think so.
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>>25745597
possibly the most autistic thing I've read today
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>>25743921
>Normales Maricones

Nice Google translate, fuccboi
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>>25747437
>colonoscopy
>anesthesia
it's literally showing a camera up your ass, you don't need anything for it
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>>25749110
Lube would be nice though.
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>>25743921
Cabron= senpai?
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>>25748086
>it's society's fault I dress like an Autist

s.mh
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>>25748086

just dress better you faggot

it's really not that complicated

you know the clothes you put on your body now? don't put those on your body. put different clothes on your body.

there, I fucking solved your entire life for you. now put it into practice, homolome.
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Everything checks out.
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>>25743653
I know that guy, that guy cheats on Girlfriend because he's really insecure.
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>>25749575
>>25749666

You are literally advocating shitting on people just because they don't look like Chad. It's not that I wear some fedora+trench coat combo either, just t-shirt and jeans.
How is it my fault that I'm automatically stamped as lesser human being for traits even clothes can't fix? That's the kind of nigger logic that allows 4 guys to beat the living shit out of some nerd because "he did something to deserve to get bullied".
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>>25745597
>pony doesn't have a thought bubble
1/10
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>>25745502
Sometimes I wonder if all these redpills are ruining me subconsciously or saving me from a life of confusion.
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>>25749822
>You are literally advocating shitting on people just because they don't look like Chad.

Way to make a mountain out of a molehill

Just go to sears and buy some clothes that fit you, retard

I don't understand why you think living in misery and whining about it on the internet is easier than going to the mall once
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>that feel when you're so lonely you don't mind being a castrated ugly beta male that will never have sex or love as long as you have someone to talk to who doesn't hate you
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>>25746725
>it's how you were raised

I was born fucked in the head no amount of privalige would have changed it. And having an older brother with a shitty abuseive attitude didn't help ither
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>>25749822
You said it yourself. You are unkempt and unstylish. These are things you have control over. Stop making excuses and stop blaming others. It's pathetic.
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>>25747369
>I think right should be crying in the last pannel
I'm >>25747225 and the whole point of the edit was to show that relationships are for normies. What, are you a normalfag or something ?
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